The S.S. SereniTree's Homecoming
POSTED BY: thatweirdgirl
UPDATED: Wednesday, June 1, 2005 23:44
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Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
The Princess Bride? Never seen this film.
*Gasps in shock and horror*
You've never seen Princess Bride?! Oh you poor thing! We'll rectify that for you. This is one of the best movies ever.
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Whats the 'in' snack of the moment then?
Hey, we haven't eaten for a while. Not since the scones that were part of some dangerous plan of twg's.
*Thinks about getting up to make something. But she's pretty comfy sitting on the couch between Simon and Soul. Someone else can do it.*
If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo
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PsychicRiver! Welcome back!
Uh, actually the only thing remotely edible that is left on this boat is Spam, due to the attack of the Cozenants which consumed all of our actual food.
But it's still protien, in all the colors of the rainbow: 
Ooooh! There's some more colors!
Some time back, I plotted a straight-line course to Earth-that-still-is, back to the Tree, actually. I should think that we would have arrived some days ago.
But we lost TheGreyJedi in some kind of dimensional rift. ThatWeirdGirl had developed a rescue plan with Needleseye and Jet that involved eating scones and imploding our Ether Drive into a Faster-Than-Light singularity or something.
I don't think we've tried that, yet.
And then Rat and Ath tried to trade Bride6 to the Pakleds for some more Spam, since the tens of thousands of yeti on board have pretty much eaten it all.
Our current situation is complicated.
But the Princess Bride is a really great movie!
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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Oh, right!
* TheRealMe hands PsychicRiver a pair of knitting needles. *
Here, I was keeping these safe for you.
And here are several balls of yarn, in various colors.
Knock yourself out!
Uh, say... How are your psychic powers doing? When we checked last, they had been greatly enhanced by that tiny infusion of the blood from Inola Teg, Eldritch Horror From the Purple Dimension.
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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Hey TRM, I'm not sure how far your powers extend, but shouldn't we portal the Yeti away (or something) before we get back to Earth? They might cause a bit of a stir if they'd happen to wander out of the ship.
If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo
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MontanaGirl, I thought of that. But I folded the space inside their apartment many times over. In fact, the space-time stresses that I induced there to hold the tens of thousands of yeti is immense.
I don't want to risk using my powers until we can land and evacuate them onto the surface of a planet. Then I can relax the folding in their room, and portal them to that perfect planet Mai found for them.
Or else we can dump them in Tibet.
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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Oh, and we must not forget the shrunken Windmill Giants or the survivors of the Rukus resort staff (one of whom must have been CallMeSerenity).
The Real Me, First Officer of the Sereni-Tree
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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Or else we can dump them in Tibet.
They could make snowcones! (The yellow ones are lemon.)
If you can be an idiot, I can be an idiot. - D'Argo
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Originally posted by Montanagirl:Quote:
Originally posted by PsychicRiver:
The Princess Bride? Never seen this film.
*Gasps in shock and horror*
You've never seen Princess Bride?! Oh you poor thing! We'll rectify that for you. This is one of the best movies ever.Quote:
Whats the 'in' snack of the moment then?
Hey, we haven't eaten for a while. Not since the scones that were part of some dangerous plan of twg's.
Ebo, had a dangerous plan? Ah, I'm glad to see not too much has changed while I was out. You mean, this is gonna be better than Shrek?
And aha! People I don't know yet! Don't believe I've met, SoulofSerenity, or CallmeAth or CallmeSerenity either. Hi.
Quote:Ack! Knitting needles! Thanks. Now....who wants a Jayne hat?!
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Oh, right!
* TheRealMe hands PsychicRiver a pair of knitting needles. *
Here, I was keeping these safe for you.
And here are several balls of yarn, in various colors.
Knock yourself out!
Uh, say... How are your psychic powers doing? When we checked last, they had been greatly enhanced by that tiny infusion of the blood from Inola Teg, Eldritch Horror From the Purple Dimension.
So...tberes a room full of yeti? Hmmm.
Spam?
I'm not really a meat-eater. Except pepperoni. Not that you could classify Spam as meat anyway.The psychic powers seem to be doing okay... although I think I may have used up some of IT's blood's energy. Because my telekinetic powers aren't really that strong anymore. I can still lift and move stuff, but not extremely heavy things. How are your pan-dimensional powers?
PsychicRiver
"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We'll take care of each other. I'll knit!"
Summer Glau to me - "You are so photogenic."
Me -
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**Static smiles and kisses his beloved then eases her out of his lap**
"Since we actually have home in sight now, I think I can divert our course long enough to save Ath from the pirate-y types that are chasing him."
**Static takes the control yoke in his hands and the flying beast that is SereniTREE responds smoothly. He keys shipwide comms.**
Attention all hands, you may experience some turbulence. We're going to render assistance to Ath and Rat for a moment.
"Computer, route forward guns to pilot's station and set quad turrets on IFF recognition autotarget."
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Originally posted by Static:
Attention all hands, you may experience some turbulence. We're going to render assistance to Ath and Rat for a moment.
Not to be ungrateful, Static, but we'd like to try to take of this ourselves.
*As Rat turns the General Lee around, Ath lets loose with a salvo of high-powered Treet, hitting the port bow of the pirate ship...causing no visible damage.*
On second thought, maybe you could give us a hand. I didn't think anything could withstand the power of Treet.
*The pirate ship swings around, lining up for a shot on the Lee's engines. Rat begins taking evasive maneuvers, but despite his best efforts, Ath hears the rather unsettling warble which can only mean one thing. Missile lock.*
Uhh...feel free to hurry.
And on a side note, good to have you back.
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants. The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"
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