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Thursday, 07 July 2005 03:47:47
Right, so these arrogant khangs, under the guise of "your junk mail filter must've ate our warnings" pulled EVERY GORRAM ITEM off my Zazzle storefront! THEN they had the audacity to tell me, via form letter, that they looked forward to doing future business with me. Are they kidding?!? Seriously. Sure, I had *SOME* designs someone could say were a copyright infringement. But less than half a dozen of over 200 designs! All they had to do was say "These violate the rules so take them off", just like Cafe' Press does. But NOOOOoooo they pull EVERYTHING, don't warn me, lie about warning me, and then expect me to just continue as though nothing has happened. Fine, they want a war, they get a war. I've already expanded my Cafe' Press site (
Thursday, 07 July 2005 05:01:35
So, it came two days ago and I've been having fun poking around/installing/etc and holy crap is the Mac mini small!!! Anywho, back to playing around :biggrin:
Thursday, 07 July 2005 13:22:18
WOW.What can I say except Fantasic Four is just that--fantastic.............this has to be the biggest surprise of any summer movie,I was wrong--they were right.Oh by the way I had my brain lobotimzed and I smoked some crack yesterday so if im not making any sense thats why. scroll down for the real review.............................. NOT SO FANTASTIC! 4 ACTORS THAT NEED TO LOOK FOR BETTER AGENTS! DUMBEST PIECE OF SHIT SINCE YESTERDAYS DUMP! OKAY THAT LAST ONE DIDN'T REALLY MAKE MUCH SENSE BUT IM STILL IN A STATE OF SHOCK. Where to begin,first off I have a question--can I get back money from a movie that I saw for free,on the grounds that it waisted 90 minutes of my life that I will never get back?!?!?!?! Let's start off with the good--This has to be the greatest comedy of all time.The actor who plays Johnny Storm is good...................that's all I can say about the good side.On to the bad- The script--Every person on the planet Earth and beyond should watch this movie and learn how NOT to write a script.Plot holes like you wouldn't believe, but above all the dialogue!!! The metaphors are waaaaaayyy over the top!"You're STRETCHING yourself too thin Reed"(ah,yes I get it because he's going to become Mr Fantastic...) "I can't SEE you anymore Sue"(ah yes I get it because she's going to become the invisible girl)"You're such a HOThead Johnny!"(ah yes be---you get the point!)This next part leads into the acting,but when Ben becomes the Thing he goes home ,calls his wife outside the apartment .Here is some dialogue-- Wife-Ben,is that you? Oh baby i've missed you soo much. Ben-I've missed you too Wife-Where are you? Ben-Outside. Wife-I can't wait to see you,i'll be right down,i've got a surprise for you. So the wife comes outside crosses the street wearing nothing but underwear?!?!! Ofcourse once she sees Ben she calls him a monster and runs away(great wife) Later she she's him again and from a distance with sappy music playing she says nothing but removes her wedding ring(whoa that is deep) The acting-EVERYONE IN THIS FILM SUCKS!(except Chris Evans) Jessica Alba should just go into porn.Micheal Chiclets should be greatful for The Shield.The guy who plays Mr Fantastic--wow,who knew a guy from dinner theatre could make it this far. Julian McMahon---so horrible!I hope this isn't the new James Bond. The action-There are 2 scenes with action--seriously 2! so if you are going to see this film because you think it's gonna be a popcorn film--order a small popcorn. And now onto the WTF?!?! section- This is from aicn,and I gotta say this is exactly how I felt about this scene-- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Fantastic Four is often described as the celebrity superhero team. I recall reading something about Tim Story saying he wanted to make a part of the movie. But he takes it to really fucking stupid heights. Sulking about being orange, Thing ends up causing a huge pile up on the freeway. The other three show up and they save a few lives that they were responsible for endangering. BOOM! They are the most popular people around. Everyone knows them, dubs them The Fantastic Four. They really haven’t done much of anything. They aren’t a team. They don’t have the uniforms yet. But everyone’s applauding. They don’t even leave the Baxter building for the next fifteen minutes afterwards, but we keep hearing about the crowds of people outside who in two minutes have shown up with signs saying how hot Johnny is and the already have a merchandising section in the Baxter building. Come on. It’s just way over the top. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I would also like to add that New Yorkers should boycott this film for making them all look like sheep! "DUHEE! PRETTY COSTUMES! ME LIKEY COSTUMES!" Okay,so I should admit that I am not a fan of Fantastic 4,I like the
Thursday, 07 July 2005 14:47:26
Again, to those in the know...these still really aren't funny: My wife and I are painting the living room. A pleasing brownish color called Chatham Tan. The really cool thing about it (And, I'll never tell my wife this) is that now that its done, I sit on the couch with all my remotes and pretend I'm in the Batcave(TM). Doritos now claim to be better tasting. Didn't anyone learn the lesson when Coke starting tampering with things? There is a receipt taped to the desk above me in the tool room. On it is a price for a 1/4" Female Nipple....$1.01. Now, I'm not an alarmist or anything, but you'd think chick nipples would be a little pricier. I lent my Firefly out again...To fantastic results for once. Not only did my friend from work love it, he converted someone else at the same time! I bought a large Whatchamacallit bar before we drove to Kentucky last weekend...And forgot it in the van...When I found it, of course, it was melted all to hell. I picked up the bar as it slowly wilted over, and took it to my refrigerator. Later, I had a Whatchamacallit Salad! My mother decided to enter all of her grandchildren in the Catfish Festival beauty pagent last weekend. My son caught a third place. My daughter didn't place, but, the announcer called her as the winner. My daughter got the flowers, the trophy, and the tiara...the whole nine yards...for about three seconds. Then they took it all away from her and gave it to someone else. I was mad as hell about it, but I knew if I showed any emotion, then the people around would think I was mad because my daughter lost. Not the case. I was mad that I had to explain to my daughter that she didn't get a crown, after they had already given it to her. They told us later that the announcer left in tears. My response: "Good." My mother's horses managed to ruin another otherwise good vacation. We were setting off some fireworks...The horses got spooked and ran for the hills. All I wanted to do this time was ride a horse. But, my mother considers her horses too fragile after this, and my brother was the only one who got to ride. And, we didn't get to set off anymore fireworks for fear of upsetting the gorram horses. I'm beginning to like dogfood and glue more and more. I think that's all the weirdness I have in me for now...more to follow, and I'm a font! A VERITABLE FONT!!!