It's official: I am not a geek! Are you? Take this quiz!
Monday, 12 April 2004 03:31:37

Acording to the World Weekly News (LOVE the world weekly news, its so damn funny!) Anyhoo, acording the the WWN a geek "technically means a circis performer who bites the heads of live chickens." So see? I am no geek! I don't know about you all. I'm dare not ask. Anyhoo. Theres a quiz to find out if your a GEEK, NERD, or DOOFUS. (yeah, there's a quiz to see if you bite the heads off of live chickens, as if you keenly trained senses didn't notice) 1)When it come to Star Trek, I_________ a) have seen the show many times. b)Can relate the plot of every episode, w/ star dates. c) Use it as my main source of scientific knowledge. d) Wear a Star Fleet uniform to Star Trak conventions - and to work or school. 2) My pants can best be desribed as _________ a) Fashionable b) Displaying at least six inches of ankle c) accidentaly unzipped d) funny- smelling 3) In a confrontation w/ a bully, i am most likely to end up ____________ a) With a few bumps and bruises, though i get a few blows of my own in too b)with my head in a toilet c) knocking my self out by accident d) with a bloody ear in my mouth. 4) Upon meeting an attractive member of the opposite sex, my typical reacting is to _________ a) Flirt, then get a phone number b) stutter uncontrollable c) inadvertantly insult his or her ethnic group or religion d) begin to pleasure myself 5) After being warned that the sand is very hot, i would likely go the the beach __________ a) wearing sandals b) wearing brown shoes and black socks c) barefoot and rely on my hopping skills. d)Wearing fuzzy bedroom slippers. 6) an apt description of my eyes would be____ a) brown, blue, green, or hazel b) nearsighted c) crossed d) wandering 7) People often say i remind them of__ a) you know, that person, who does those, um, things. b) Irkel from Family Matter c) the "Dumber" charchter from Dumb and Dumber d) Gollum from Lord of the Rings 8)My teeth are____ a) not as white as i'd like them b)Bucked c)missing in places d)flied to a point 9) Typical saturday night entertainment would be_______ a) dinner and a movie with that hot member of the opposite sex. b) Computer games followed by a Twilight Zone (or Firefly)marathin c)driving around looking for the party that was advertised for friday night d)organizinf my booger collection 10)You'd be most likly to find __________ floating in my bathtub. a) Bubbles (or that hot member of the opposite sex wink wink nudge nudge say no more eh!) b)My rubber duck c)the toddler I've been babysitting d) a turd Mostly: As - you're normal Bs - you're a nerd Cs - you're a doofus Ds - you're a geek Ain't the WWN just great? The pope recomends it...really. See pg 9.

‘The Patriot’ - Firefly Similarities
Monday, 12 April 2004 04:04:48

Ok well after the 1st fifteen minutes I jump up and said in my best Mudder impression “It’s Jayne!” Adam acts a lot lake Jayne because he betrays his friends then has a change of hart (But they don’t show what happens after.) Second the town preacher (he even calls himself a Sheppard) takes up arms. I say to my self “The bible is fuzzy in the area of kneecaps.” Mel Gibson’s character talks about some fort where Indians working for the French slaughter settlers. I immediately think of Reavers. And when he talks about what his men did to the Indians I started thinking about that Alliance Officer in ‘Bushwhacked’ “I haven’t see that kind of brutality since well since the war.” Then there is a scene where Mel’s character and his son are talking and Mel (wow I almost typed MAL!) is cutting an apple before eating it. Maybe the British used ‘Grizwalds’? In the very end Mel does a Mal with his pistol (its kind of out of frame) but he flips his pistol end over end and starts hitting the British Calvary commander with it ala ‘Hart of Gold’.