EBONEZER'S BLOG
It's official: I am not a geek! Are you? Take this quiz!
Monday, April 12, 2004 3:31 AM
Acording to the World Weekly News (LOVE the world weekly news, its so damn funny!)Anyhoo, acording the the WWN a geek "technically means a circis performer who bites the heads of live chickens." So see? I am no geek! I don't know about you all. I'm dare not ask.
Anyhoo. Theres a quiz to find out if your a GEEK, NERD, or DOOFUS. (yeah, there's a quiz to see if you bite the heads off of live chickens, as if you keenly trained senses didn't notice)
1)When it come to Star Trek, I_________
a) have seen the show many times.
b)Can relate the plot of every episode, w/ star dates.
c) Use it as my main source of scientific knowledge.
d) Wear a Star Fleet uniform to Star Trak conventions - and to work or school.
2) My pants can best be desribed as _________
a) Fashionable
b) Displaying at least six inches of ankle
c) accidentaly unzipped
d) funny- smelling
3) In a confrontation w/ a bully, i am most likely to end up ____________
a) With a few bumps and bruises, though i get a few blows of my own in too
b)with my head in a toilet
c) knocking my self out by accident
d) with a bloody ear in my mouth.
4) Upon meeting an attractive member of the opposite sex, my typical reacting is to _________
a) Flirt, then get a phone number
b) stutter uncontrollable
c) inadvertantly insult his or her ethnic group or religion
d) begin to pleasure myself
5) After being warned that the sand is very hot, i would likely go the the beach __________
a) wearing sandals
b) wearing brown shoes and black socks
c) barefoot and rely on my hopping skills.
d)Wearing fuzzy bedroom slippers.
6) an apt description of my eyes would be____
a) brown, blue, green, or hazel
b) nearsighted
c) crossed
d) wandering
7) People often say i remind them of__
a) you know, that person, who does those, um, things.
b) Irkel from Family Matter
c) the "Dumber" charchter from Dumb and Dumber
d) Gollum from Lord of the Rings
8)My teeth are____
a) not as white as i'd like them
b)Bucked
c)missing in places
d)flied to a point
9) Typical saturday night entertainment would be_______
a) dinner and a movie with that hot member of the opposite sex.
b) Computer games followed by a Twilight Zone (or Firefly)marathin
c)driving around looking for the party that was advertised for friday night
d)organizinf my booger collection
10)You'd be most likly to find __________ floating in my bathtub.
a) Bubbles (or that hot member of the opposite sex wink wink nudge nudge say no more eh!)
b)My rubber duck
c)the toddler I've been babysitting
d) a turd
Mostly:
As - you're normal
Bs - you're a nerd
Cs - you're a doofus
Ds - you're a geek
Ain't the WWN just great? The pope recomends it...really. See pg 9.
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