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GENERAL DISCUSSIONS
Wednesday, April 5, 2006 8:58:23 PM
A Serenity screening in Albany NY June 23rd, possibly...

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Tuesday, April 4, 2006 7:18:18 PM
A Serenity screening in Albany NY June 23rd, possibly...

GENERAL DISCUSSIONS
Wednesday, May 11, 2005 12:13:06 AM
*Sulks* ATL May 26 SCREENING - Sold Out

GENERAL DISCUSSIONS
Tuesday, May 10, 2005 6:56:06 AM
*Sulks* ATL May 26 SCREENING - Sold Out

GENERAL DISCUSSIONS
Wednesday, April 27, 2005 7:13:54 PM
boston screening

NEWS HEADLINE DISCUSSIONS
Wednesday, April 27, 2005 5:12:54 PM
A message from Joss

GENERAL DISCUSSIONS
Wednesday, April 27, 2005 5:05:46 PM
Sneak Peek at 'Serenity' May 5th

GENERAL DISCUSSIONS
Wednesday, April 27, 2005 4:32:34 PM
Sneak Peek at 'Serenity' May 5th

TALK STORY
Friday, January 14, 2005 5:51:41 PM
They Might Be giants

GENERAL DISCUSSIONS
Wednesday, August 25, 2004 5:43:15 PM
NY FIREFLY MEETUP, SEPTEMBER 4 -- STATUS REPORT

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Biography
My real name is Matilda Agnes Bertha Gertrude Harriet Clarence XIV. I grew up in a small village high in the mountains. My parents were kind to me, although they never encouraged me to become a dancer. I always wanted to paint myself blue and frolic around to the beat of a drum. My mother, Matilda Agnes Bertha Gertrude Harriet Clarence XIII, thought that I should become a cricket tamer.
So at the age twelve, I left my beautiful village high in the mountains in search of a new life. I left at night, when everyone was still tired from a night of goat worship. I knew that my path lay elsewhere.
And so I moved on and discovered a man named Asquaminee. He taught me about the world and I realized that the truth to life could be found in cheese. I continued my studies and eventually became the Patron saint of cheese. No, I didn't have to die to be canonized. I just faked my death by hiding inside a large rock for several years. People believed that this existence had blessed me, so they made me a saint. And so I live today….
You don't believe me?

The truth: I like cows, cheese, plastic sliverwear, the color purple, British accents, and sci-fi. I collect spoons and I wear them. I make things out of duct tape.

I live in a place with stuff in it. Sometimes I go places and do things.
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~*Saint of Cheese*~