CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #11

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, January 24, 2005 21:36
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 1:20 AM

Well, it seems all the Whos in Whoville have gathered with Dr. Who in the T.A.R.D.I.S. to see The Who in concert...no wait, that is just bad cilantro broth talking...OH! I remember, it is time to announce the CT#10 winner...drumroll please...

...and it is SIMONWHO!

Congrats! You and TheGreyJedi are entered in the highly unpublicised t-shirt drawing!
AND NOW, for something completely the same:

NATHAN: Whaddya mean you've never worn women's clothing? I saw you in that movie with the skirt, didn't I? Huh?Huh?!
ADAM: *sigh* For the last time...it's a kilt...

Okay, now you!

Cilantro!
TCM

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JRC

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 1:31 AM

Before this pic was taken:
Mal: "If you don't take your hand off my leg, things might be gettin' a little rough here."
Jayne: "I was hopin' you'd say that."
Cut to Mal's look.

Everyone dies alone.

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 1:48 AM

Mal: "Jayne! Turn around! I think I forgot to unplug the iron!"

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

RAT

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 2:34 AM

Mal (wakeing up): HELP!! I think I'v been drugged and sold to a border world baron!!

Jayne: Baron, Nobody's ever called me a baron befor, shiny!

-Ratboy

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 3:09 AM

Mal (in terrible female voice): What? You, you think I'm ugly!? *SOB* Oh, Jayne...how could you?! Me? Ugly? When I'm in such a condition, too!

Jayne: Well... Now... Wait jus' a minnit there, Mal. I didn't mean you're ugly. Just ugly in that bonnet....

Mal: *SOBS EVEN HARDER*

-Taylor

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JRC

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 3:51 AM

Jayne: "Hey Mal, earlier today I used an old bonnet to clean up that horse poo you told me about and........oh, sorry."

Everyone dies alone.

RAT

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 4:10 AM

Mal: Where am I?
Jayne: The special hell!!

-Ratboy

THATWEIRDGIRL

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 4:32 AM

rotfl! That's good JRC.

www.thatweirdgirl.com

JRC

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 5:57 AM

Thanks!!!

Everyone dies alone.

JRC

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 6:02 AM

Hey everybody...How can I add the pic of Mal and Jayne to my posts?

Everyone dies alone.

BILLYUNO

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 6:38 AM

Good question. I don't know.

But here's my entry.

Mal: If you think I'm so ugly then why DID you marry me anyway?

Jayne: Why d'ya think? All my OTHER cousins were taken!

RAT

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 7:41 AM

Jayne: Well how about now, do ya feel girlish now!

-Ratboy

THEGREYJEDI

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 7:52 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

MAL: Romeo, Romeo. Wherefore art thou, Romeo? Deny they father and refuse thy-are you sure this is how it was done on Earth-That-Was?

SIMON: (offscreen) Yes! When this play was written, females didn't get to act.

JAYNE: I smell a lot of sly comin' offa this.

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SOUPCATCHER

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 9:22 AM

JAYNE: Well, seeing as how she's your sister and all, I even kissed her on the mouth.

SIMONWHO

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 9:34 AM

I won? Wow! That's brilliant, especially as I thought I hadn't even submitted that entry (lousy internet connection). Oooh, and now I'm eyeing up T-Shirts too. Bad temptation!

Anyway...

Jayne: So, captain, have you ever heard of something called slash fiction?

TUDYKRAWKS

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 9:44 AM

Jayne: For the last time, You Are Not My Wife!!!

Mal: Now ya know how it feels to be me!, (mutters to himself.. "stupid rainstick")

"never bring a wooden battering ram to a flaming arrow fight"

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 1:28 PM

Here's one that's completely different:

Mal (high-pitched female voice): Look, I object to all this sex on the buckboard. I mean! I keep fallin' off.

Jayne (grumblin'): Then ya just ain't holdin' on right, are ya?

-Taylor

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PALADIN

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 2:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Jayne: "Mal, seein you in that dress got me to thinkin."

Mal: "No."

Jayne: "Heh, yeah....you look gorram fine all dressed up like that."

then Mal gives funny look in pic.

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 4:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by UnchartedOutlaw:
Here's one that's completely different:

Mal (high-pitched female voice): Look, I object to all this sex on the buckboard. I mean! I keep fallin' off.

Heh! That made me think of something slightly different...

JAYNE(whispering): Psst...hey Mal! Wanna see why they call this a buckboard?
MAL(worriedly): HUH!?

and heres a few more...

JAYNE: Can I start getting sexed now?
MAL gives the shocked look.

or

JAYNE: MmmMmm...tasty!
MAL: Is that a commentary on me?
JAYNE: MmmHmmm...
MAL: *gasp*

or

MAL: So then, when Simon thought I was Kaylee, I pulled back the bonnet and he looked like this!!!
JAYNE: Hi. Larious. (thinking: "What a moonbrain...")

Cilantro!
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MANTICHORUS

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 4:59 PM

After the wrap party for Serenity, both Adam and Nathan were surprised by who they woke up with.

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Barret: "I been here since the beginnin', an' I still don't know what the hell's goin' on either."
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The Doctor: "I loathe bus stations. Terrible places. Full of lost luggage and lost souls."

CHOLLETT

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 7:23 PM

Jayne: "Mal, you've just been Punk'd!"
Mal: "Whaaaaaat?"

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

COSMICFUGITIVE

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 7:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Tenthcrewmember:
[IMG] [/IMG]

Here's one for my fellow UK Browncoats:

MAL:(Putting on his best Emily Howard voice)

"You must know that I am a lady... I press flowers and stroke kittens and swim in rivers... wearing dresses and hats."

Or one for my fellow Browncoats everywhere:

MAL: (Thinking0 *This is what going mad must feel like.*

THRAWN

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 7:57 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
Mal: Where am I?
Jayne: The special hell!!

-Ratboy

This gets my vote.

I have nothing of my own to contribute; I just wanted to say this was hilarious.

NIKNAK

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 11:17 PM

Jayne: My mum's hats are better than your mum's hats.

KNIBBLET

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 11:53 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by CosmicFugitive:
Here's one for my fellow UK Browncoats:
MAL:(Putting on his best Emily Howard voice)
"You must know that I am a lady... I press flowers and stroke kittens and swim in rivers... wearing dresses and hats."

Those of us who get BBC America get that one too. *snerk* Now you've got me putting Mal in every one of those skits. YIKES!
Next thing you know, he'll be declaring himself the only Gay in the village.

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

GOJIRO

Thursday, January 20, 2005 12:57 AM

JAYNE: You there, old woman!

MAL: MAN!

JAYNE: Oh, sorry, old man then.

MAL: I'M THIRTY-SEVEN!!

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EBONEZER

Thursday, January 20, 2005 1:23 AM

JAYNE: I'VE got a stupid hat on?

or

MAL: This outta fool those damned gynecologists...

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JRC

Thursday, January 20, 2005 2:22 AM

Can somebody please tell me how to copy the pic to my posts. Please??

Jayne: "There's only one thing worse than looking at those horse's asses in front of me."

Everyone dies alone.

MONTANAGIRL

Thursday, January 20, 2005 3:41 AM

Mal: "You're sayin' I DIDN'T need to shave my legs for this disguise?!"

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

CAGEYBEE

Thursday, January 20, 2005 3:44 AM

MAL and JAYNE in unison: How drunk were we last night?!?

(Ok, ok, anyone's who's read my signature saw this coming. Couldn't help it. Reavers made me do it.)

me

~Mal- "how drunk was i last night?"
~Jayne- "i don't know. i passed out."

SHINY

Thursday, January 20, 2005 5:05 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
Mal: "You're sayin' I DIDN'T need to shave my legs for this disguise?!"

That reminds me of my high school swimming days...

*shudder*

Jayne, your mouth is talkin. Might want to look into that.

VETERAN

Thursday, January 20, 2005 5:13 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
[IMG] [/IMG]

Mal: Whoo! I just caught some good air flow.
Jayne: Gorram it, next time I get to wear the cotton gown.

JRC

Thursday, January 20, 2005 6:05 AM

Jayne: "You're not wearing underwear either??????"

Everyone dies alone.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, January 20, 2005 7:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by JRC:
Can somebody please tell me how to copy the pic to my posts. Please??

Jayne: "There's only one thing worse than looking at those horse's asses in front of me."

Everyone dies alone.

You should be able to just quote the actual link by using "reply with quote" and editing out the text you do not want.

here:

MAL: No, I will not get all naked and articulate for you!

Cilantro!
TCM

JRC

Thursday, January 20, 2005 8:39 AM

Thanks!!!

Joss off camera: "ADAM!! That really IS Nathan!!! ADAM, noooooo!!!!!!

Everyone dies alone.

MANTICHORUS

Thursday, January 20, 2005 4:58 PM

JAYNE: "Gorrammit, Mal, you use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore."

MAL: (shocked response) (Blazing Saddles reference)

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Barret: "I been here since the beginnin', an' I still don't know what the hell's goin' on either."
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The Doctor: "I loathe bus stations. Terrible places. Full of lost luggage and lost souls."

NYTSHAD

Thursday, January 20, 2005 7:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by gojiro:
JAYNE: You there, old woman!

MAL: MAN!

JAYNE: Oh, sorry, old man then.

MAL: I'M THIRTY-SEVEN!!

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I didn't know you were called Dennis.

Teehee, Monty Python-goodness

HORRID

Friday, January 21, 2005 1:13 AM

Jayne: yes I have seen Far and Away but I ain't Tom Cruise and you sure as hell aint no Nicole Kidman So There'll be no peeking under the Jaynes Mystery bowl of goodies. or vera's likely to get awful jealous and start shootin off at the mouth

DRAGONWINE

Friday, January 21, 2005 2:31 AM

Mal: CANCELLED!!!! You mean I slept with that gorram Fox exec for nothin' !?

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, January 21, 2005 4:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by dragonwine:
Mal: CANCELLED!!!! You mean I slept with that gorram Fox exec for nothin' !?

Yeah, yer goin' to the special hell...but I'll be right there with you because I am LMFAO!

Cilantro!
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Sunday, January 23, 2005 4:12 PM

*bump*

last chance to get a caption in! I gotta go to work today, so when I get home (about 9ish EST) I'll be picking the 5 finalists!

JAYNE: Want me to show you why Reavers split their tongues? *eyebrow wiggle*

Cilantro!
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RYCE

Sunday, January 23, 2005 9:33 PM

Quote:
JAYNE: Want me to show you why Reavers split their tongues? *eyebrow wiggle*

Milk just almost came spurting out my nose at that one!

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, January 24, 2005 3:18 AM

Go on then.

VOTE!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/887183

Cilantro!
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MONTANAGIRL

Monday, January 24, 2005 3:56 AM

Shiny! We get to vote for two! But how to decide which two, hmm......

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

RAT

Monday, January 24, 2005 4:26 AM

Are we allowd to campaign?

-Ratboy

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, January 24, 2005 4:32 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Rat:
Are we allowd to campaign?

-Ratboy

If you are so inclined, I cannot stop you...

Cilantro!
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RAT

Monday, January 24, 2005 5:37 AM

VOTE RAT ON CTP#11

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-Ratboy

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, January 24, 2005 4:10 PM

*bump*

NI HAODY, lurkers!

We know your watching, so vote already!

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/887183

Voting is anonymous, so neither Niska nor the Alliance will know you've been here...and the blue hands are busy chasing some moonbrained ballerina, so you are safe. No, really, it is o-kay. Vote. I promise, any ill-will that befalls you for voting is purely as coincidental as can be manufactured...err, just don't speak to the prisoners.

Cilantro!
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ODDNESS2HER

Monday, January 24, 2005 8:43 PM

It may be too late, but this just came to me:

JAYNE: Mal, your bonnet is neither pretty nor floral. Discuss.

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, January 24, 2005 9:36 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by oddness2her:
It may be too late, but this just came to me:

JAYNE: Mal, your bonnet is neither pretty nor floral. Discuss.

Hey! Never too late to be funny!

But yes, too late for this weeks voting.

Cilantro!
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