CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #11

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, January 24, 2005 21:36
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BILLYUNO

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 6:38 AM

Good question. I don't know.

But here's my entry.

Mal: If you think I'm so ugly then why DID you marry me anyway?

Jayne: Why d'ya think? All my OTHER cousins were taken!

RAT

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 7:41 AM

Jayne: Well how about now, do ya feel girlish now!

-Ratboy

THEGREYJEDI

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 7:52 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

MAL: Romeo, Romeo. Wherefore art thou, Romeo? Deny they father and refuse thy-are you sure this is how it was done on Earth-That-Was?

SIMON: (offscreen) Yes! When this play was written, females didn't get to act.

JAYNE: I smell a lot of sly comin' offa this.

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SOUPCATCHER

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 9:22 AM

JAYNE: Well, seeing as how she's your sister and all, I even kissed her on the mouth.

SIMONWHO

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 9:34 AM

I won? Wow! That's brilliant, especially as I thought I hadn't even submitted that entry (lousy internet connection). Oooh, and now I'm eyeing up T-Shirts too. Bad temptation!

Anyway...

Jayne: So, captain, have you ever heard of something called slash fiction?

TUDYKRAWKS

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 9:44 AM

Jayne: For the last time, You Are Not My Wife!!!

Mal: Now ya know how it feels to be me!, (mutters to himself.. "stupid rainstick")

"never bring a wooden battering ram to a flaming arrow fight"

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 1:28 PM

Here's one that's completely different:

Mal (high-pitched female voice): Look, I object to all this sex on the buckboard. I mean! I keep fallin' off.

Jayne (grumblin'): Then ya just ain't holdin' on right, are ya?

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PALADIN

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 2:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Jayne: "Mal, seein you in that dress got me to thinkin."

Mal: "No."

Jayne: "Heh, yeah....you look gorram fine all dressed up like that."

then Mal gives funny look in pic.

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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 4:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by UnchartedOutlaw:
Here's one that's completely different:

Mal (high-pitched female voice): Look, I object to all this sex on the buckboard. I mean! I keep fallin' off.

Heh! That made me think of something slightly different...

JAYNE(whispering): Psst...hey Mal! Wanna see why they call this a buckboard?
MAL(worriedly): HUH!?

and heres a few more...

JAYNE: Can I start getting sexed now?
MAL gives the shocked look.

or

JAYNE: MmmMmm...tasty!
MAL: Is that a commentary on me?
JAYNE: MmmHmmm...
MAL: *gasp*

or

MAL: So then, when Simon thought I was Kaylee, I pulled back the bonnet and he looked like this!!!
JAYNE: Hi. Larious. (thinking: "What a moonbrain...")

Cilantro!
TCM

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MANTICHORUS

Wednesday, January 19, 2005 4:59 PM

After the wrap party for Serenity, both Adam and Nathan were surprised by who they woke up with.

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