CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #10 !!!

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, January 18, 2005 13:40
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 2:24 AM

Woo! Double digits!

Well we've reached 10 weeks, and it is great to see people still enjoying the game, and playing the game. Hopefully it is helping pass the time in a fun way for all of us!

That being said, another 1 vote margin of victory, but we have a winner!

Congrats to CosmicFugitive! And now the namesake, Cap'n Tightpants returns...

Mal (thinking): I guess it is just me and the 'plow' now...

Now let's see your best!

Cilantro!
TCM

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PAST CAPTION TIGHTPANTS
CT#1 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7864
CT#2 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7927
CT#3 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=7990
CT#4 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8094
CT#5 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8165
CT#6 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8240
CT#7 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8307
CT#8 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8362
CT#9 http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=2&t=8448

WILDHEAVENFARM

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 2:36 AM

Mal (counting): Yup, still five.

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

VETERAN

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 2:51 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal (mumbling): "What is she ruttin' talking about? I don't smell anything."

JEBBYPAL

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 3:56 AM

"Now what was I supposed to remember?" Checks writing on hand: "Oh yeah, don't slap anyone at a Shindig."

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CHOLLETT

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 4:11 AM

MAL: (mumbling) Ok. So according to the counsellor, it's www.inaraswebcam.com.......
INARA: What's that you got there?
MAL: (startled) NOTHING! ....i mean, umm... i just forgot to wash my hands and i thought my hand smelled...

"When your miracle gets here, you just pound this button once." -Alan Tudyk, in a message to Joss with the packaged button, about the Firefly movie

WILDHEAVENFARM

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 4:19 AM

"Huh. Shepherd was right, my palm is getting hairy."

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

RAT

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 5:29 AM

Mal (thinking): I know the ways to a womans heart like the back of my hand...say, I never noticed that there befor.

GOJIRO

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 5:32 AM

MAL: He stink-palmed me! On my own gorram ship!

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SOUPCATCHER

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 6:39 AM

Ooh. I want to play.

Mal: Hmmm. They are rather smallish.

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GUNRUNNER

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 7:00 AM

Mal: Wow these drugs the doc gave me are far out…
Inara (Thinking): He’s been standing there talking to himself for hours…
Mal: …You know they call them fingers, but I’ve never seen them ‘fing’… ...Mal spelled backwards is lamb… If you add a ‘b’

RAT

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 9:40 AM

Mal (thinking): Now how does that Vlucan thing go again?

HORRID

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 11:10 AM

often were the times Inaras cleavage drove mal to contemplate putting his finger to his temple and comitting mime suicide.

UNCHARTEDOUTLAW

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 1:44 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by someonewithpictureskillz:

Mal (clearly thinkin' hard): Ohmygod, I just touched Inara... I just touched Inara's boob by accident. I'm never washing this hand again!

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EST120

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 1:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Mal (thinking): I guess it is just me and

man, i do not think anyone can beat this one. no offense to anyone.

KNIBBLET

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 1:57 PM

Mal's childhood thumb injury left him unable to hitchhike properly. Fortunately, he was spared a fate of standing all stupid-like in the cargo bay when Inara donated her superior cleavage to the cause.

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

WILDHEAVENFARM

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 3:00 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by GunRunner:
Mal: …You know they call them fingers, but I’ve never seen them ‘fing’…

Yes, a Simpsons reference!

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

TAUSETIPRIME

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 3:23 PM

Quote:

My entry:

Mal: (thinking) I have called her a whore how many times this week? I wrote it on my hand so I wouldnt forget......

They didnt call it the dark ages because it was dark.

RAT

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 3:46 PM

Edit'd to say:
This one was not that funny, so it's gone. But I do like the one below, so it stays!

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For CTP#9
River: Fire!

RYCE

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 5:44 PM

Mal: Let's see, the love line meets the life line on my palm here, so that means I should be meeting my soulmate right about now...oh, hey there 'Nara!

THEGREYJEDI

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 6:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

MAL: Lessee...One...two...five-
INARA: -Three, sir.
MAL: Right. Three.

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MONTANAGIRL

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 8:03 PM

Quote:
MAL: Lessee...One...two...five-
INARA: -Three, sir.
MAL: Right. Three.

Woohoo! Can't beat a Monty Python reference.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

COSMICFUGITIVE

Wednesday, January 12, 2005 8:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
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JAYNE: (Off screen) "Damn it Mal.. I forgot my line!.."

MAL: "Wait a minute, I have it right here.. Uh..What does that say? Ivoprovalyn?..That's not it.. Hydrozapam? Uh.."

INARA:(Thinking) *He's looking at the wrong arm..*

EBONEZER

Thursday, January 13, 2005 12:36 AM

Mal: Huh. She's right. My life line DOES look a little short.

Inara (thinking): Thats not the only thing that looks a little short, capn' tightpants.

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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.

RAT

Thursday, January 13, 2005 1:03 AM

Mal (thinking): What was that string for.

Jayne:AAAAAAHHHHHH!!

Mal (thinking): Oh yah, let Jayne out of the airlock.

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Thursday, January 13, 2005 1:23 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

Mal : WHAT?? I only wanted you to give me five!

Keep flying

JRC

Thursday, January 13, 2005 1:28 AM

Mal: "I'm sorry Inara, I don't know what happened. I used to be all....articulate and everything.... just like my finger."

Everyone dies alone.

MALICIOUS

Thursday, January 13, 2005 2:15 AM

No matter how hard he tries, Mal just cannot remember how to make the "dog" shadow puppet.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

DARKJESTER

Thursday, January 13, 2005 3:03 AM

Mal wonders, since he's not willing to put his whole self in, should he even start with his right hand? And who decided that the Hokey-Pokey is what it's all about?

(Lifted from a cartoon, but I'm drawing a blank as to which one! Far Side maybe?)

MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Thursday, January 13, 2005 5:25 AM

Hey thanks, EST120 for the compliment!

Man, this week is not gonna be shiny come vote time. How do I pick only 5!?!? Y'all are too rutting hi-larious! That being said, I'll add a few more of my own...

MAL(thinking): Damn. Jayne was right. Nothin' into nothin' and carry the nothin' IS nothin'!

OR

COMMENTATOR: Here we see Malcolm Reynolds, war hero, transport Captain, and all 'round easy mark, attempting to tally the take on the "Wobbly Headed Doll Caper"

OR

MAL(woozy after kissing Inara): Son of a--
(note: Who couldn't see her playing this joke on him? *g*)

Cilantro!
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HORRID

Thursday, January 13, 2005 12:01 PM

For The Last time Doctor, tell your sister to keep her imaginary Stick guns off the floor.

MISGUIDED BY VOICES

Thursday, January 13, 2005 10:10 PM

Nathan: Shoo-mu?.. Shuz-meh?... Shuzbat?... Hey! Morena, do you have any idea how you say this line?

Morena: Shooby dooby doo? No that's not right either.

Nathan: Joss! You can write this sh!t but you sure as hell can't say it!

"I threw up on your bed"

JRC

Friday, January 14, 2005 1:03 AM

Mal: "Inara, would you like to pull my finger?"
Inara: *annoyed* "Not again..............."

--another--

Mal: "Inara, what did you put in my drink? My fingers are all.....bendy....."
Inara: "Finally putting an end to your "pull my finger" shenanigans."

Everyone dies alone.

DRAGONWINE

Friday, January 14, 2005 2:06 AM

Huh! She's right....they don't melt in your hands.

It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!

RYCE

Friday, January 14, 2005 2:48 AM

Quote:
MAL(woozy after kissing Inara): Son of a--

Wow, I was totally thinking that! He has the exact same look on his face!

WILDHEAVENFARM

Friday, January 14, 2005 2:52 AM

Inara: I told him he'd go blind doing that.

Mary
Always a beast, never a burden.

THEGREYJEDI

Friday, January 14, 2005 6:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:

MALBETH: Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?

Inara as Lady Malbeth waits in the wings for her entrance.

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BILLYUNO

Friday, January 14, 2005 8:32 AM

Mal: Okay, so according to this study I read if you look at your nails palm up it means you ain't queer, so... Hey Jayne! You got any dirt under your fingernails?

Jayne (off screen): Gorram it Mal, I'm not gay!

Mal (mutters): Oh yeah? Well Jayne is a girls name. Not that there's anything wrong... with bein'... y'know. Sly. It's... just... Hey what's for dinner?

KNIBBLET

Friday, January 14, 2005 1:48 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
MALBETH: Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?
Inara as Lady Malbeth waits in the wings for her entrance.

Good one, TheGreyJedi. That's what book learnin' brings ya. :)

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Friday, January 14, 2005 2:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Knibblet:
Quote:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
MALBETH: Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?
Inara as Lady Malbeth waits in the wings for her entrance.

Good one, TheGreyJedi. That's what book learnin' brings ya. :)

Just need to say the line as if he was John Wayne!
(special merit to the one who remembers where THAT is from)

*ahem* now then...

MAL: This little piggy went to market...

OR

MAL: Y'know, maybe Inara is right...I have been compensating with Serenity.

OR

INARA(thinking): Oh, God, not the miming again. What a pee goo.

Cilantro!
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GAVIDA

Friday, January 14, 2005 2:21 PM

Quote:

1st idea:

Mal mumbling: What does she mean with "No fake beagle poop?"

2nd idea:
Mal: If invisible, easy to smuggle apples do not exist, what did I spend our last money on?

Keep flying,
Gavida

MANTICHORUS

Friday, January 14, 2005 3:44 PM

INARA: "Mal! Don't bother with the math! Just shoot him!"

MAL: "Wait, wait! I almost got it..."

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SAFFRON: "Durran... This isn't what it looks like..."
MAL: "Unless it looks like we're stealing your priceless Lassiter, 'cause that's what we're doing. Don't ask me about the gun, though, 'cause that's new."
DURRAN: "Well. I appreciate your honesty. Not, you know, a lot, but --"
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The Doctor: "I loathe bus stations. Terrible places. Full of lost luggage and lost souls."

MONTANAGIRL

Friday, January 14, 2005 9:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
MALBETH: Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?

Just need to say the line as if he was John Wayne!
(special merit to the one who remembers where THAT is from)

I know! I know! It's from Dead Poets Society, one of my all time favorite movies.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

NYTSHAD

Friday, January 14, 2005 10:00 PM

Quote:
Mal: one... two ... five ...
Inara: three, sir.
Mal: three ...

OMG! I vote this one! Monty Python never gets old

"Because in the real world a high elf is better than a sober dwarf"

SIMONWHO

Saturday, January 15, 2005 12:39 AM

Mal: Let me see; milk, bread, eggs, whore. Hmm, where could I find a whore at this time of night...

MALICIOUS

Saturday, January 15, 2005 6:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by SimonWho:
Mal: Let me see; milk, bread, eggs, whore. Hmm, where could I find a whore at this time of night...

Crap! Now I can't decide between this one and the Monty Python one!

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

QUIXOTICONE

Sunday, January 16, 2005 1:09 AM

Mal (under his breath): "Lessee now - thumb out, middle fingers pressed into the palm..."

Inara (thinking): *sigh* 'Is he working on that yu ben de Spider-Man move again?'

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Sunday, January 16, 2005 2:04 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by montanagirl:
Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
MALBETH: Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?

Just need to say the line as if he was John Wayne!
(special merit to the one who remembers where THAT is from)

I know! I know! It's from Dead Poets Society, one of my all time favorite movies.

Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.

*hands you the special hell err...merit*

Cilantro!
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THEGREYJEDI

Sunday, January 16, 2005 2:15 AM

Isn't there supposed to be some voting or something?

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Sunday, January 16, 2005 2:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
Isn't there supposed to be some voting or something?

Ayup. Starts sometime tomorrow (1/16/05) and ends at midnight Monday (1/17/05). :)

Vote early, vote Niska. ;)

Cilantro!
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THEGREYJEDI

Sunday, January 16, 2005 5:06 AM

Ah. I thought voting took place on Saturday. My apologies for my confusion, great host of silly contests of amusement!

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Sunday, January 16, 2005 9:46 PM

http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/885957
VOTE!

Allright, seems we got heathens-a-plenty this week! ;P This had to be the toughest week ever to choose ONLY 5 finalists. For that reason, I kept MY personal choice, TheGreyJedi's Monty Python reference out of the poll. He gets an Honorable Mention which makes him eligible for the T-shirt drawings as well. (Yeah, just realized I hadn't told y'all: If I give you an Honorable Mention, like Horrid got in week 6, that also gets you in the drawing. So Horrid is also entered! HMs are basically where my choice is not the winning choice, but I feel it could have been the best choice. Guess that means you have 2 opportunities to enter the drawings. Its good to be me, dong ma?) In the spirit of that Pythonic quote, everyone can vote for their 5 mo-
"-Three sir!"
Right. Vote for your 3 most favorite quotes of the ones listed.

VOTE!
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/885957

"It should be noted that just about every submission DESERVED to be in this poll, but I am bound by law (well okay, bound by leather straps, but now you are prying...) to only choose five."
"Three sir!"
*sigh*

Cilantro!
TCM

HORRID

Sunday, January 16, 2005 11:23 PM

whoa I'm in a draw? I had no idea we were even playing for anything

um cool

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, January 17, 2005 1:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by horrid:
whoa I'm in a draw? I had no idea we were even playing for anything

um cool

Shiny, ain't it?

So I haven't overpromoted the contest, but simply put:

Each week's winner and each HM (as they happen) get an entry into a drawing. One will be in April (the original release date) and the other in September (the new release date).

Each drawing winner will get their choice of t-shirt from either of my sites. All non-winners will still be eligible for the other drawings. Oops! I pluralized...well then...

I may even have a couple of smaller prizes for my favorites in categories like "best movie crossover caption" or "most likely to make me shoot Mudders' Milk out my nose".

Cilantro!
TCM

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HORRID

Monday, January 17, 2005 2:38 AM

shiny indeed, Thats mighty nice of you, thanks

ANOTHERFIREFLYFAN

Monday, January 17, 2005 7:21 AM

I just have to say I have been LOVING the Caption Tightpants challenges. You are combining two of my loves - Firefly and Caption This from MST3K's old website. Everyone has a terrific sense of humor, and I also love the Monty Python references. ;)

I am also proud to have been deemed worthy of being one of the 5 finalists twice. And I was honorable and did not vote for myself. Anyway, it's not whether you win or lose that counts, here it's having fun and laughing till ... till you stop laughing. Which won't happen anytime soon, keep this up!

Can't wait for CT11!!

~AFf

Keep flying

OBSESSED

Monday, January 17, 2005 8:46 AM

somehow, monty python jokes just never get old. nice one!

Book: I'd forgotten - you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now.
Simon: No, but I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

KNIBBLET

Tuesday, January 18, 2005 12:07 AM

A T-shirt!!!! Coolness. I won #9 I won #9.

And here I was thinking this was just another showcase for the smartass in all of us ... and then you throw in the chance for a super genius T-shirt.

*insert sniffs and snuffles here* Cool, baby, cool.

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."

TENTHCREWMEMBER

Tuesday, January 18, 2005 5:50 AM

I figured why can't we

A) have fun
B) be smartasses together ;)
3) maybe get some free stuff in the hands of fans
&) did I mention the free stuff for funloving smartasses that I designed my own self?

LOL

Glad people are having fun, even happier to know they did it for the love of the game.

Cilantro!
TCM
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KNIBBLET

Tuesday, January 18, 2005 1:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
IF YOU WIN, WHICH ONE WILL YOU CHOOSE?

DAMN! I can see three or four I'm going to have to buy just so as to narrow down the field if I'm lucky enough to win the drawing.
Good stuff that is :)

"Just keep walkin, preacher man."