CAPTION TIGHTPANTS #10 !!!
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, January 18, 2005 13:40
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MAL: Lessee...One...two...five-
INARA: -Three, sir.
MAL: Right. Three.
Woohoo! Can't beat a Monty Python reference.
Packer fans welcome.
All others tolerated.
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
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JAYNE: (Off screen) "Damn it Mal.. I forgot my line!.."
MAL: "Wait a minute, I have it right here.. Uh..What does that say? Ivoprovalyn?..That's not it.. Hydrozapam? Uh.."
INARA:(Thinking) *He's looking at the wrong arm..*
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Mal: Huh. She's right. My life line DOES look a little short.
Inara (thinking): Thats not the only thing that looks a little short, capn' tightpants.
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Four out of five gynecologists recommend calling Ebo a girl.
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Mal (thinking): What was that string for.
Jayne:AAAAAAHHHHHH!!
Mal (thinking): Oh yah, let Jayne out of the airlock.
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Mal : WHAT?? I only wanted you to give me five!
Keep flying
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Mal: "I'm sorry Inara, I don't know what happened. I used to be all....articulate and everything.... just like my finger."
Everyone dies alone.
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No matter how hard he tries, Mal just cannot remember how to make the "dog" shadow puppet.
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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Mal wonders, since he's not willing to put his whole self in, should he even start with his right hand? And who decided that the Hokey-Pokey is what it's all about?
(Lifted from a cartoon, but I'm drawing a blank as to which one! Far Side maybe?)
MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."
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Hey thanks, EST120 for the compliment!
Man, this week is not gonna be shiny come vote time. How do I pick only 5!?!? Y'all are too rutting hi-larious! That being said, I'll add a few more of my own...
MAL(thinking): Damn. Jayne was right. Nothin' into nothin' and carry the nothin' IS nothin'!
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COMMENTATOR: Here we see Malcolm Reynolds, war hero, transport Captain, and all 'round easy mark, attempting to tally the take on the "Wobbly Headed Doll Caper"
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MAL(woozy after kissing Inara): Son of a--
(note: Who couldn't see her playing this joke on him? *g*)
Cilantro!
TCM
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