Happy birthday, Malicious!

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ELWOODMOM

Saturday, November 20, 2004 1:12 AM

Have a shiny day! It...uh...IS your birthday today, right??

How would you like your present wrapped, around his pinkie or his big toe??

FIREFLOOZYSUZIE

Saturday, November 20, 2004 1:33 AM

Is it a Mal-Licious birthday!
Oh happy happy!

Best to our Shindig Siren from
Firefloozy, Bonnet Bob and the Kid :-)

ZOID

Saturday, November 20, 2004 2:07 AM

Babe-a-licious:

Happy 29th! You know the drill: One for each (admitted) year, plus several to grow... things... on.

Assume the position.

Corporally,

zoid

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, November 20, 2004 2:09 AM

*snicker!*

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, November 20, 2004 2:37 AM

Bump, so the birthday girl sees her thread!

MALICIOUS

Saturday, November 20, 2004 3:16 AM

Mom, Suzie and Zoid!

Yous guys ROCK. Thank you so much! What a surprise you remembered Mom. I mean, half-Birthday was six whole months ago. How the heck have you been?

My day was pretty good. I had a massage (mmmmm), then had lunch with my ex-fiance from college (he is a news caster for--gulp--FOX!!! although he has no pull with the Firefly getting-back-on-the-air, so I didn't sleep with him) then my friend Jackie bought me a dozen steamed crabs and I ate most of them and then stole some of hers. THEN I read the superb thread with people pretending I am attractive. It was the best day ever.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

NEROLI

Saturday, November 20, 2004 3:22 AM

Happy Birthday Malicious!!!!!! ~HUGS~

The Old Broad Monkey

http://lurid-eidolon.org/fireflyawards/index.php

GOJIRO

Saturday, November 20, 2004 3:25 AM

Mal! Didn't know it was your birthday! Happy happy!

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MALICIOUS

Saturday, November 20, 2004 3:30 AM

Neroli! Hey, chickie! What's shakin'?

Hey, Gojiro! Happy Mal-licious's Birthday to you, too! (I like to share my day with everyone)

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

NEROLI

Saturday, November 20, 2004 3:45 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Neroli! Hey, chickie! What's shakin'?

My ass...

Wow, can't believe it's your b-day already...seems like just yesterday we were celebrating your half-birthday.

And oh shit, forgot to make you a cake...hmmm...might have to see what else I can whip up.

The Old Broad Monkey

http://lurid-eidolon.org/fireflyawards/index.php

MALICIOUS

Saturday, November 20, 2004 3:52 AM

A life size Capn' Tightpants cake. AND have him jump out of it!!!

Oh, wait, I zoned out there for a minute...

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

NEROLI

Saturday, November 20, 2004 4:38 AM

Well, I done what I could...pressie on the way.

The Old Broad Monkey

http://lurid-eidolon.org/fireflyawards/index.php

NEEDLESEYE

Saturday, November 20, 2004 5:34 AM

A Shiny Birthday to you,
A Malicious Birthday to you,
May your Captain have tight pants,
and a good night kiss for you!

A Shiny Birthday to you,
A Malicious Birthday to you,
May your cake be made of protein,
And taste chocolatey too!

Enjoy! :P

Keeper of Jayne's goggles. 8)

KELLAINA

Saturday, November 20, 2004 6:56 AM

Happy happy birthday!!!

If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. -"Angel"

JUSTASHEPHERD

Saturday, November 20, 2004 8:35 AM

Happy Birthday! How many red bells did you get?

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WWRD

HARDWARE

Saturday, November 20, 2004 12:27 PM

Happy Birthday Malicious.

How can it be that both Delware Browncoats celebrate birthdays in November? That's right. Your birthday was about 9 days after mine. (I'm officially old now. But I've been waiting to be old so I can uncork all this treachery I've been hoarding!)

The more I get to know people the more I like my dogs.

FIREFLOOZYSUZIE

Saturday, November 20, 2004 1:34 PM

How could BOTH Delaware Browncoats be November babies? Well, duh.
Everyone knows that folks born in November are smart, discerning and oversexed.
That goes for both the scorpions and sagitarians.
Hence, perfect recipe for a Browncoat.

(P.S. Delaware isn't so far from South Joisey.
You just hop the Ferry. It's ever so FUN! You
can pretend the Ferry is a transport ship and everone
onboard is a refugee from the Alliance. Try it!)

Glad you enjoyed your birthday, 'Liscious :-)

Suze

THEREALME

Saturday, November 20, 2004 3:11 PM

Glad you had a good b-day!

* Next, The Real Me wonders if there are palm trees in Delaware... *

The Real Me

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, November 20, 2004 6:15 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Mom, Suzie and Zoid!

Yous guys ROCK. Thank you so much! What a surprise you remembered Mom. I mean, half-Birthday was six whole months ago. How the heck have you been?

My day was pretty good. I had a massage (mmmmm), then had lunch with my ex-fiance from college (he is a news caster for--gulp--FOX!!! although he has no pull with the Firefly getting-back-on-the-air, so I didn't sleep with him) then my friend Jackie bought me a dozen steamed crabs and I ate most of them and then stole some of hers. THEN I read the superb thread with people pretending I am attractive. It was the best day ever.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

I'm so glad you had a great day, and I'm also glad you have high morals. After all, the ex didn't have any pull, so...but if he DID have the ability to get Firefly back on the air, we hope you do the right thing!

I mean, you wouldn't have to respect him in the morning, that would be asking too much! Speaking of morals, here I'm a mom, and I'm preaching to you like this!

Anyway, enjoy your day-after birthday, and Mal should be arriving at your doorstep via Fed Ex this PM!

ELWOODMOM

Saturday, November 20, 2004 6:16 PM

Happy belated birthday, Hardware!

MALICIOUS

Saturday, November 20, 2004 8:24 PM

Hey, this is MY birthday thread! Just kidding, hope your day was truly excellent, Hardware.

Also, Tethys is a Delaware Browncoat. We aren't going to be like the Three Stooges going through a doorway on the premier night of the BDM, are we? After all, LADIES should be first in line and through the door.....RIGHT?

Thank you ALL for a wonderful surprise thread. It meant a great deal to me. (sniff) You are the shiniest group of people on earth-that-is.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

TETHYS

Saturday, November 20, 2004 9:23 PM

hey Mal!

happy b-day again!!!!

"Your mouth is talking. Might wanna see to that"

YT

Saturday, November 20, 2004 9:49 PM

Happy Bigday, Mal. I woulda said HB yesterday but, as I understand it, that woulda been on time, which would be outa character for me.

Best

HARDWARE

Saturday, November 20, 2004 10:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:

Also, Tethys is a Delaware Browncoat. We aren't going to be like the Three Stooges going through a doorway on the premier night of the BDM, are we? After all, LADIES should be first in line and throught the door.....RIGHT?

Alright, you've got a deal. Ladies first.

So... you actually know of a lady in Delaware?

And, if your ex could get Firefly back on the air, Fux or no, I would sleep with him.

Talk about taking one for the team!

The more I get to know people the more I like my dogs.

HARDWARE

Saturday, November 20, 2004 10:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Glad you had a good b-day!

* Next, The Real Me wonders if there are palm trees in Delaware... *

The Real Me

There are palm trees in Delaware. They bring in a new crop every year for the deck of a local club.

The more I get to know people the more I like my dogs.

SLAYER730

Saturday, November 20, 2004 11:18 PM

Ok, ok...I'm late with the happy birthdays.
I can't even remember my own name on a good day...good thing I have so many gorram aliases! Seriously though - I'm glad you had a happy happy b-day Mal-licious. Lord knows, you deserve some happy happy. The invitation to party hardy here in York for New Years is still open - red bell and all...

Missin ya, girl!

***Never judge a book by its movie***

MALICIOUS

Sunday, November 21, 2004 1:31 AM

Hardware,

Ummm, that "LADY" would be ME, pal. If you don't agree with that, we can step outside. (sounds of a scuffle)

There. That'll learn ya. (makes dusting-off motions with her hands)

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

MALICIOUS

Sunday, November 21, 2004 1:32 AM

Slayer/Court/BB!!

Thanks for the wishes and invite. Just give me the (proper) directions and I shall be there with bells on. Just NOT red ones.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

SLAYER730

Sunday, November 21, 2004 3:05 AM

Yippee Mal-licious!!! Uh oh - Does that mean I have to clean up and have entertainment prepared??? (*Stuffs nakkie Mal in a closet, whispering "No, you're only for meeee!*)

Shoot me an email and we can hammer out the d'tails. -----> slayer730@hotmail.com

***Never judge a book by its movie***

FIREFLOOZYSUZIE

Sunday, November 21, 2004 3:51 AM

Oh this shall be a New Years the like of which has never been seen in York, PA.

(Insert joke about how slow things are in York... HERE)

Par-TY, Par-TY, Par-TY!
**Dusts off copy of Animal House. Guess I have a few months to study this before we take over Slayer's place**

Kidding! Kidding! Courtney, we can pitch in on the foodstuffs and cleanup, OR we could move the actual celebration to a neighborhood pub. Whatever's good for you!

No worries. We're easy (and I hear tell that Malicious is, too! )

THEREALME

Sunday, November 21, 2004 7:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hardware:
Quote:
Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Glad you had a good b-day!

* Next, The Real Me wonders if there are palm trees in Delaware... *

The Real Me

There are palm trees in Delaware. They bring in a new crop every year for the deck of a local club.

The more I get to know people the more I like my dogs.

YES! EXCELLENT!

* The Real Me continues to work on his long-term plan to win the heart of Mal-licious. *

The Real Me

MALICIOUS

Sunday, November 21, 2004 3:49 PM

Just how long is this term? I mean, I ain't gettin' any younger, you know.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

SLAYER730

Sunday, November 21, 2004 5:53 PM

Well, seeing as how my apartment's about the size of a bunk on Serenity, we'd prolly have to do the main celebrating elsewhere. Unless ppl don't mind getting all cozy in a clump on the living room floor. Wait...does that sound right?

***Never judge a book by its movie***

MALICIOUS

Sunday, November 21, 2004 6:04 PM

First the celebratin' THEN the clumpy-coziness. Don't you know ANYTHING about orgies??

Wait, did I type that out loud? Ooops. I meant to type PARTIES. Of course.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

SLAYER730

Sunday, November 21, 2004 9:21 PM

Ah yes, sensai...sometimes I forget how wise you truly are. Hey, at least we're sleeping inside this time.

***Never judge a book by its movie***

THEREALME

Monday, November 22, 2004 2:52 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Just how long is this term? I mean, I ain't gettin' any younger, you know.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

Well, if you MUST know, my complex and foolproof plan to win your heart has three major phases and forty-six sub-phases. At the moment I am still collecting the raw materials necessary... such as palm fronds.

No, wait, that would be forty-NINE phases. From this very thread I have discovered that I must add:

1) celebratin'

2) clumpy-coziness

3) parties and/or orgies

Of course, I realize that I could simplify my plan by including a life-sized nekkid Mal in it somewhere, but I just don't need that kind of competition!

The Real Me

BADGERSHAT

Monday, November 22, 2004 7:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
... Just give me the (proper) directions and I shall be there with bells on. Just NOT red ones.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

... if i give you directions to NYC, would you come here wearing ONLY the bells, without prejudice to color?

--Jefé The Hat

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--Don't bother trying to predict, figure out, second guess, criticize, or suggest anything that comes from the mind of Joss Whedon, for you shall usually be wrong, and shall find out the Truth and Purpose in due time.
(This is the Truth of Whedoning)
"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne

MALICIOUS

Monday, November 22, 2004 7:47 PM

Jefe,

I will come to NY, with multi-colored bells, if I can work around TheRealMe's complex plan of attack. (I'm not entirely sure that stalking isn't on his agenda and I don't want to lead him to you, thus putting you in harm's way)

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

THEREALME

Tuesday, November 23, 2004 5:13 AM

* The Real Me pages through his plan, wondering if he needs to add another sub-phase. *

Stalking... Stalking... No stalking here...

Oh, wait! Here, late in Phase 2 we have "Surveillance"!

The Real Me

MALICIOUS

Tuesday, November 23, 2004 7:32 PM

Are we in phase 2 yet? (Mal-licious waves at possible camera hiding places) Can you let me know so I can rehearse looking good?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

MALICIOUS

Tuesday, November 23, 2004 7:32 PM

Are we in phase 2 yet? (Mal-licious waves at possible camera hiding places) Can you let me know so I can rehearse looking good?

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

EDIT: Ooooh! My first double post! My computer went down when I hit "post my response" and I didn't think it went through at all....sorry!

PSYCHICRIVER

Tuesday, November 23, 2004 10:39 PM

My Psychic (reading) powers told me it was recently your birthday.

Many happy returns!

PsychicRiver

"Two by two, hands of blue."
"We can take care of each other. I'll knit!"

FREAKYSINS

Tuesday, November 23, 2004 11:10 PM

Happy B-Day, Your grand Maliciousness!!

Peace

FS

They say there is strangeness, too dangerous
In our theatres and bookstore shelves
Those who would know what's best for us
Must rise and save us from ourselves

THEREALME

Wednesday, November 24, 2004 4:37 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Malicious:
Are we in phase 2 yet? (Mal-licious waves at possible camera hiding places) Can you let me know so I can rehearse looking good?

Uh. Well, you see...

Like most of my plans of this sort, it has yet to really begin...

The Real Me

MALICIOUS

Wednesday, November 24, 2004 9:49 PM

Ahh, that explains my not-being-stalked. Gotcha.

Mal-licious

Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell

THEREALME

Thursday, November 25, 2004 8:14 AM

"Under surveillance", please!

"Stalking" sounds so... illegal.

The Real Me