Happy birthday, Malicious!
POSTED BY: Elwoodmom
UPDATED: Thursday, November 25, 2004 08:14
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Originally posted by TheRealMe:
Glad you had a good b-day!
* Next, The Real Me wonders if there are palm trees in Delaware... *
The Real Me
There are palm trees in Delaware. They bring in a new crop every year for the deck of a local club.
The more I get to know people the more I like my dogs.
YES! EXCELLENT!
* The Real Me continues to work on his long-term plan to win the heart of Mal-licious. *
The Real Me
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Just how long is this term? I mean, I ain't gettin' any younger, you know.
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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Well, seeing as how my apartment's about the size of a bunk on Serenity, we'd prolly have to do the main celebrating elsewhere. Unless ppl don't mind getting all cozy in a clump on the living room floor. Wait...does that sound right? 
***Never judge a book by its movie***
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First the celebratin' THEN the clumpy-coziness. Don't you know ANYTHING about orgies??
Wait, did I type that out loud? Ooops. I meant to type PARTIES. Of course.
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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Ah yes, sensai...sometimes I forget how wise you truly are. Hey, at least we're sleeping inside this time.
***Never judge a book by its movie***
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Originally posted by Malicious:
Just how long is this term? I mean, I ain't gettin' any younger, you know.
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
Well, if you MUST know, my complex and foolproof plan to win your heart has three major phases and forty-six sub-phases. At the moment I am still collecting the raw materials necessary... such as palm fronds.
No, wait, that would be forty-NINE phases. From this very thread I have discovered that I must add:
1) celebratin'
2) clumpy-coziness
3) parties and/or orgies
Of course, I realize that I could simplify my plan by including a life-sized nekkid Mal in it somewhere, but I just don't need that kind of competition!

The Real Me
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Originally posted by Malicious:
... Just give me the (proper) directions and I shall be there with bells on. Just NOT red ones.
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
... if i give you directions to NYC, would you come here wearing ONLY the bells, without prejudice to color?

--Jefé The Hat
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"I like smackin 'em"--Jayne
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Jefe,
I will come to NY, with multi-colored bells, if I can work around TheRealMe's complex plan of attack. (I'm not entirely sure that stalking isn't on his agenda and I don't want to lead him to you, thus putting you in harm's way)
Mal-licious
Co-Holder of the Red Bell from Hell
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* The Real Me pages through his plan, wondering if he needs to add another sub-phase. *
Stalking... Stalking... No stalking here...
Oh, wait! Here, late in Phase 2 we have "Surveillance"!
The Real Me
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