netbase-thinks-you-can-get-rid-of-jews-with-alcohol-and-salt

POSTED BY: dreamtrove
UPDATED: Saturday, September 5, 2009 00:51
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DREAMTROVE

Thursday, September 3, 2009 2:51 PM

Netbases' Heathbase made these decisions, and has been trying to make kill them, it killed the above story from the site it was on.

WARNING: DON'T abuse the system, it will get you kicked.

They blocked me for searching for a cure for Nazis. The Headline above was that of the news story, but when I logged on the conditions Jews and Obama had been deleted.

Anyway, here are the ones I found: (Obama I reposted from someone else's results) <-- actually I recommend this method to prevent being blocked by the system, in case you need to use it.

Condition: Death.

Drug & Medications for death (88)
Protein
Amino Acid
Inhibitor
- "Inhibitors decrease the chance of death in rats and humans" (where can we get these death-inhibitors?)

Treatments for death(63)
Inhibitor
Fish oil
Proverbs
Nigella sativa

Also, see "Overexpression of death": Neurotoxins induce an
overexpression of death in mice and humans.

Related Searches:
Pros and Cons of Death

Pros & Cons of Death

Pros:

Promote survival
Control migration
Decrease inflammation
Promote release
Treat disease
DNA repair
Activate Rb

Cons:

Degradation
protein degradation
mRNA degradation
Negative regulator
Abnormal
Allergy
Cell death
Develop cancer
Disease progression
Heart disease

Treatments for sex(61)
Condoms
Control
Age
Mouse
Polymorphic regression

Pros of sex(20)

Hyperstimulation
Penetration
Attract female
Avoid birth
Bind testosterone
Classify presence
Compute confidence
Compute odds ratio
Coordinate reproduction
Delay decline

Cons of sex(20)

Painful
Disability
Etiology
Infection
Reduce population
Insomnia
Abnormal dorsal ridge formation
Anemia
Attempted suicide
Autosomal abnormality

Pros and Cons for Israel

Pros of Israel(20)

Provide new insight
Provide datum
Provide detail
Cope with necessity
Dramatic improvement
Colorectal Cancer
Embody principle
Endorse new definition

Cons of Israel(20)

Kill hamas leader
Strain
Catastrophe
Be Associated Press
Be news organization
Be racist regime
Breakdown
Cripple ability
Damage medical infrastructure

Causes of Israel

Glaucoma
Macular degeneration
Rocket
Ahmadinejad
Colorectal cancer
Bacterium
Disorder

Treatments for Israel

Vitamin E
Satellite
Questionairre
Official
Biopharmaceutical Company
Medical service
Palestinian State

Treatments for Bush

Bill
Legislation
Memo
Federal Fund
Vaccination
Insecticide
Cefepime

Treatments for Americans

Tobacco
Cocaine
Surgery
Education
500mg of clarithromycin

Pros of bush (20)
Greeter
Achieve innovation
Advance development
Advise President
Assess presence
Assess severity
Benefit from Federal program
Boost approval rating
Stealing of the Presidency
Boost charge

Cons of bush (20)
Invade Iraq
Raise issue
raise same issue
Raise limit
payroll taxes
raise contribution limit
Unstable
President
Add insult
Ascending palsy
Science gets sacked.
Attack separation
Avoid intent

Pros and Cons of Obama

Pros of Obama(20)
Deliver address
Deliver speech
Lower cost
Add instructive political gamesmanship
Anecdotal support
Boost economy
Bring autism insurance reform
Bring considerable legal knowledge
Bring insight
Bring own style

Cons of Obama(20)

Lose war
Ruin NASCAR
Accelerate dangerous course
Adamant
Anger gay
Attack McCain
Attack republican record
Caustic
Choose cabinet member
Class warfare
Clean cut
Desperate
Destroy human life
Destroy job
Disappointment
Discourage visit
Embarrassing incident
Increase abortion
Insult Sarah Palin
Kill Family

Pros and Cons of nukes:

Pros(1)

Delete hard disk

Cons(0)

Edit: I see the story was reposted:
http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/09/02/netbase-thinks-you-can-get-rid-of
-jews-with-alcohol-and-salt/

BYTEMITE

Thursday, September 3, 2009 4:21 PM

Hey, if I ever need a dismissable crazy fringe cover generator, I can just type in a problem and throw out barely related garbage for "proof."

This has useful applications...

DREAMTROVE

Thursday, September 3, 2009 4:56 PM

Actually, BM, that's an idea.

I mean, NetBase is working right now to clean up the system, so this will be gone pretty soon, but "bogus news server" is a pretty good website idea. Esp. with references. I mean wikipedia does a reference count to determine "the truth" but there's not any real measure of those references. (as in: "I saw it on Stormfront.org AND Vangard News, if I can find a Pirate New ref, I have a lock! That beats your Britannica/NYT 3:2!")

One of my favorite wikipedia disasters is Bill Clinton. All of the refs are to things written by Bill. (Hey, we all should do that!)

For the longest time the wikipedia entry on intelligence was just a long argument why jews were genetically superior <-- this is only because the neonazis didn't get there first.

A good site to cite is uncyclopedia. There's also another one now, but I forget, but here's a random example:

"Barack Obama> Personal life: A complete mystery. No one knows the current whereabouts of Obama."

Ooh. This gives me an idea: Necrociting. I was just noticing that Jaynestown has been necroposting, so it was in the back of my mind.

Also, just bad information from normal sources:
"The current president of the EU is Buffy the Vampire Slayer" - The Prague Post.
Or less credible:
UFOs sighted over St. Petersburg - You all know where this came from.

Is the Onion a valid source?

NIKI2

Thursday, September 3, 2009 5:02 PM

I'm confused. Please help unconfuse me; what is this about?

________________________
Together we are greater than the sum of our parts

BYTEMITE

Thursday, September 3, 2009 5:11 PM

Medical Health diagnosis and treatment recommendation search engine. Very buggy, doesn't recognize how to put certain searches into context, and just spits out anything it finds on the internet with any reference to the aforementioned search input, regardless of how relevant.

Have you ever seen those commercials on television for the Bing search engine (which I am NEVER using, nuh-uh, Microsoft has been way too friendly in the past about making shady deals and ignoring the privacy of users)? A friend/spouse/customer/service provider is asked a simple question with a simple response. But instead of responding, the person starts rambling of the gibberish equivalent of an internet search chain, all with results having nothing to do with the initial question. It's like that.

DREAMTROVE

Thursday, September 3, 2009 5:38 PM

Yes, BM

Niki, It's simple:

If you have a medical condition, you can get info on it like this:

Condition: Death. You are dead. Suggestions?
Take a Death Inhibitor, Fish oil, Proverbs and Nigella sativa, and call me in the morning.

Death Promotes survival, but can lead to
Degradation

Sex is best controlled with Condoms or Mice., It's a good way yo "Avoid birth" but may lead to "Reduce population"

So you have been diagnosed with "Israel"
The may lead to "Kill hamas leader" and could have been caused by Ahmadinejad.

Treatment? Vitamin E, or maybe Palestinian State

If you find you have a case of George W. Bush, you may want to try Legislation or possibly Insecticide. He apparently would make a good Walmart greeter. However, he may Invade Iraq, Raise issue, raise same issue and is Unstable and Science gets sacked.

If you have Barack Obama, we recommend

Obama will help Lower cost and Boost economy but will Lose war, Ruin NASCAR and Insult Sarah Palin.

No cure as of yet for Obama.

Should you find that you have been infected with Americans, we recommend Tobacco, Cocaine, Surgery, Education or 500mg of clarithromycin

Clear?

KWICKO

Friday, September 4, 2009 4:35 PM

Quote:

Should you find that you have been infected with Americans, we recommend Tobacco, Cocaine, Surgery, Education or 500mg of clarithromycin

YOINK.

Thanks for that. It massaged my funny bone. It may be my new signature. "Infected with Americans", indeed...

Mike

DREAMTROVE

Saturday, September 5, 2009 12:51 AM

Glad you liked it. I particularly like netbase's last suggestion on that condition :)