From smart to stupid in 30 seconds

POSTED BY: piratenews
UPDATED: Thursday, August 20, 2009 14:24
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PIRATENEWS

Thursday, August 20, 2009 4:09 AM

www.mywesttexas.com/articles/2009/08/19/news/top_stories/doc4a8c661152
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KWICKO

Thursday, August 20, 2009 4:20 AM

Just saw that on the Austin news this evening.

In the cops' defense, though, the girls at Twin Peaks ARE quite photogenic. It's not a strip club, but another one of those "family strip joints" like Hooters, where you can take your wife and kids so your wife can be pissed at you while you ogle the waitresses and admire all of their various "talents".

Mike

FREMDFIRMA

Thursday, August 20, 2009 9:36 AM

I guess Cat Proximity Effect works on more than one kind of pussy.
http://xkcd.com/231/

-F

KWICKO

Thursday, August 20, 2009 11:53 AM

Oh, INDEED.

PIRATENEWS

Thursday, August 20, 2009 12:46 PM

So I guess this means that when I go to Hooters, the ladies will be thrilled to sit on my car and fondle my weapon?

Except for that whole shooting and killing thing that happened the day I went there last time...

DREAMTROVE

Thursday, August 20, 2009 2:24 PM

Quote:
the girls at Twin Peaks ARE quite photogenic.

Mike,

I think the word you're looking for is mattressable. I love the way they say "one of the restaurant’s waitresses was said to have posed for a picture on the trunk of a Midland County patrol vehicle while holding an AR-15" and then have the picture right there. Yes, this picture was allegedly taken, see?

Frem,

lol, that also explains crazy cat lady syndrome.