If you were launching a nuke on Fox HQ...

POSTED BY: Aywyn
UPDATED: Monday, March 8, 2004 00:55
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AYWYN

Monday, February 23, 2004 10:19 PM

Imagine you had a nuke directed at the Fox HQ...what greetings would you write on the warhead?

"Fox holer. For making Fox holes"

Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't coming back

POPEBOB

Monday, February 23, 2004 10:43 PM

it would be my tagline as seen below

Ahhhh.. Curse you sudden but inevitable betrayal!!

GUNRUNNER

Monday, February 23, 2004 10:44 PM

"I was going to use conventional ordnance to destroy you slowly but watching Fox made me lazy..."

SEVENPERCENT

Monday, February 23, 2004 11:43 PM

"Here's my big, fat, obnoxious warhead. See if the littlest groom can pull your ass out of the fire."

or how about

"Snappier slogan coming; it's on the nuke we're sending to get those of you we miss with this one."

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He looked bigger when I couldn't see him.

HOTPOINT

Monday, February 23, 2004 11:44 PM

"Cancel This"

...................................
Hurrah, hurrah, when things are at their worst
With cries of “Death or Glory” comes the mighty Twenty-First

HIGHIRON02

Monday, February 23, 2004 11:52 PM

From Fireflyfans, with love....

(I'm ashamed to waste perfectly good sarcasm on Fox).

We got you partially surrounded.

BLUESUNCORPORATEGOON

Tuesday, February 24, 2004 3:10 AM

if i were to drop the bomb on F*X,
i'd have to paint on it:

"NO POWER IN THE 'VERSE CAN STOP THIS!"
then i'd don a brown coat and ride that sucker down,ala Dr. Strangelove.
screeeeaming: "Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze fuh ur-tze!!"

if not that then i'd have to put

"Courtesy of Joss Whedon"

I'll be in my bunk.-Jayne

TEELABROWN

Tuesday, February 24, 2004 3:46 AM

These are all great! Especially the Dr. Strangelove. Okay, lemme try...

"I swore by my pretty browncoat, that if your finger touched that cancel button, I would end you. And here's your end."

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

MAKEROFPATHS

Tuesday, February 24, 2004 6:26 AM

I haven't laughed this hard in some time. These are all gems. Here's my aerial message:

"With Love, Vera's brother"

DECKROID

Tuesday, February 24, 2004 6:56 AM

Ok... let's try this one:

Hey, FOX! Up Yours!

Sons a bitches! Bumpeses!

Here's to hoping the movie turns into a series and makes loads of dough for some other network, cable or not.

I hate gou tsao de FOX. They used to be funny and above the normal network crap.

I call her "Vera"

AYWYN

Tuesday, February 24, 2004 12:52 PM

Great stuff so far. How about... "Is this enough of a reality show for you?" or "It's time to go to sleep."

Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't coming back

TEELABROWN

Tuesday, February 24, 2004 1:30 PM

These are all wonderful! Keep on writin'! Okay, I'm trying again...

Put a red sash around it. "From: Miss Persephone. To: The Fox execs. We liked our party and you crashed it, you gorram pieces of go-se! Here is your deul. Have a nice day."

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

BROWNCOAT1

Tuesday, February 24, 2004 1:36 PM

"Bend over and kiss your gorram a$$e$ goodbye!"

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

TEELABROWN

Tuesday, February 24, 2004 1:41 PM

Quote:
"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

Thanks to BrownCoat1 for this one:

"Well, we may have been on the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one. And, those reënforcments finally came."

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

SNEAKER98

Tuesday, February 24, 2004 1:46 PM

"It appears this IS my kinda party!"

*BOOM*

"I do the job... and then I get paid. Go run your little world."
-Malcolm Reynolds

AURAPTOR

Tuesday, February 24, 2004 1:53 PM

" You may feel a slight ringing in your ears. Unfortunatly, you will be nowhere near them!"

- with all due respect to Cecil Terwilliger.

KALATHENA

Tuesday, February 24, 2004 2:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
" You may feel a slight ringing in your ears. Unfortunatly, you will be nowhere near them!"

- with all due respect to Cecil Terwilliger.

LOL! Good one, except it's "Fortunately" not "Unfortunately".

I'm kinda partial to:

BITE MY SHINY METAL ASS!

--Kala

HOTPOINT

Tuesday, February 24, 2004 3:02 PM

Had another idea:

"The Angels finally came"

...................................
Hurrah, hurrah, when things are at their worst
With cries of “Death or Glory” comes the mighty Twenty-First

REDKOMMIE

Tuesday, February 24, 2004 3:37 PM

"Were planning on raping you all to death, eating your flesh and sewing your skin into our cloths... but then we relieazed you are Fox Exec... so we just diecided to drop this."

TMURRIE

Wednesday, February 25, 2004 12:10 AM

How about

"Everyone dies alone, and your going to the special hell".

or

"What were you thinking?"

AYWYN

Wednesday, February 25, 2004 12:37 AM

Oh, I have another one:

"Wanna meet the real us now?!?"

I think it's fitting

Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't coming back

AURAPTOR

Wednesday, February 25, 2004 1:18 AM

Actually, its 'Unfortunatly'. Well, per the IMDB quote finder. Fortunatly for us though ..hee hee.

Pain is scary

GUNRUNNER

Wednesday, February 25, 2004 2:29 AM

I think what was written on a cluster bomb in the movie "Flight of the Intruder" has the sentiment that best describes what we all feel...

"Eat S*hit and Die"

MADMAN

Wednesday, February 25, 2004 4:01 AM

The Madman says "Amen, brother!"

DAVCO92

Wednesday, February 25, 2004 5:00 AM

OK, got to throw a few in too:

"Shiny? I'll show you shiny."
"Your network is running…you might want to look to that."
“Yep…he looks better in red.”

FREDEP

Wednesday, February 25, 2004 11:00 AM

- Try to die of old age, before this bullet finds you.

(btw, maybe we could call that crater that that bomb leaves serenity-valley)

BROWNCOAT1

Wednesday, February 25, 2004 1:57 PM

Here's another one:

"Fox cancelled my show and all they got was this lousy nuke!"

"May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one."

DAVCO92

Wednesday, February 25, 2004 6:35 PM

"Tired of carrying bullet...hugs & kisses - J"

TEELABROWN

Wednesday, February 25, 2004 11:08 PM

All very wonderful! Okay, okay another by me.

Paint two sets of blue hands on it. "Two by two hands of blue come for YOU!"

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

FREMDFIRMA

Wednesday, February 25, 2004 11:45 PM

Across the nosecone.

"Guess what - you're FIRED!"

-frem
diefuxdie

FIRELILY

Friday, February 27, 2004 5:02 AM

edit: two-handed
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"Now they see sky, and they remember what they are."

DECKROID

Friday, February 27, 2004 6:47 AM

Ok, here is another....

Hey, Rupert Murdock... cancel THIS

I call her "Vera"

GUNRUNNER

Friday, February 27, 2004 7:21 AM

“Get ready to take a trip out to the black and unlike Firefly you an’t coming back!”

SOUPCATCHER

Friday, February 27, 2004 10:16 AM

"Ten megatons, fully armed. This here's a recipe for pleasantness."

or

"We'd just like to meet the real you."

I shaved off my beard for you, devil woman!

SOUTHERNMERC

Friday, February 27, 2004 4:45 PM

OK, how's about:

"Well, you're days of not taking us seriously have certainly come to an end."

Jayne: "How big a room?"

JAHZARA

Friday, February 27, 2004 7:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Hotpoint:
"Cancel This"

My absolute favorite. These are hilarious. Keep 'im coming!

TEELABROWN

Saturday, February 28, 2004 2:27 PM

*bump*

I love this thread! Le's see...

"Fire". Then it explodes.

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

TEELABROWN

Saturday, February 28, 2004 2:42 PM

Okay. Another...

"This nuke is attratched to networks of mystery, because it's a mystery why you cancelled Firefly..."

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

HOTPOINT

Saturday, February 28, 2004 4:55 PM

Got a classical one:

Delenda Est Fox *

*Fox must be destroyed

...................................
Hurrah, hurrah, when things are at their worst
With cries of “Death or Glory” comes the mighty Twenty-First

TEELABROWN

Sunday, February 29, 2004 8:37 PM

Quote:
"NO POWER IN THE 'VERSE CAN STOP THIS!"
then i'd don a brown coat and ride that sucker down,ala Dr. Strangelove.
screeeeaming: "Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze fuh ur-tze!!"

What's the translation for that?

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

CHRONOS

Sunday, March 7, 2004 5:30 PM

"If this don't work I'm sending the midget. The little man loves fire!"

Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't coming back

GUNRUNNER

Sunday, March 7, 2004 6:20 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by TeelaBrown:
Quote:
"NO POWER IN THE 'VERSE CAN STOP THIS!"
then i'd don a brown coat and ride that sucker down,ala Dr. Strangelove.
screeeeaming: "Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze fuh ur-tze!!"

What's the translation for that?

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze fuh ur-tze: Son of a drooling whore and a monkey

Be careful with that Midget he way wined up with his own reality series. "The littlest arsonist"

TEELABROWN

Monday, March 8, 2004 12:55 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by GunRunner:
Quote:
Originally posted by TeelaBrown:
Quote:
"NO POWER IN THE 'VERSE CAN STOP THIS!"
then i'd don a brown coat and ride that sucker down,ala Dr. Strangelove.
screeeeaming: "Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze fuh ur-tze!!"

What's the translation for that?

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze fuh ur-tze: Son of a drooling whore and a monkey

Be careful with that Midget he way wined up with his own reality series. "The littlest arsonist"

Thanks, I knew I reconized it. Thinkin' brain must not be on.

"The Littlest Arsonist- how can torch down what how, when, and why! Disclaimers: we are not responsible for burns, loss of life, etc."

_____________
"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard