If you were launching a nuke on Fox HQ...

POSTED BY: Aywyn
UPDATED: Monday, March 8, 2004 00:55
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AYWYN

Monday, February 23, 2004 10:19 PM

Imagine you had a nuke directed at the Fox HQ...what greetings would you write on the warhead?

"Fox holer. For making Fox holes"

Take me out to the black, tell them I ain't coming back

POPEBOB

Monday, February 23, 2004 10:43 PM

it would be my tagline as seen below

Ahhhh.. Curse you sudden but inevitable betrayal!!

GUNRUNNER

Monday, February 23, 2004 10:44 PM

"I was going to use conventional ordnance to destroy you slowly but watching Fox made me lazy..."

SEVENPERCENT

Monday, February 23, 2004 11:43 PM

"Here's my big, fat, obnoxious warhead. See if the littlest groom can pull your ass out of the fire."

or how about

"Snappier slogan coming; it's on the nuke we're sending to get those of you we miss with this one."

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He looked bigger when I couldn't see him.

HOTPOINT

Monday, February 23, 2004 11:44 PM

"Cancel This"

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Hurrah, hurrah, when things are at their worst
With cries of “Death or Glory” comes the mighty Twenty-First

HIGHIRON02

Monday, February 23, 2004 11:52 PM

From Fireflyfans, with love....

(I'm ashamed to waste perfectly good sarcasm on Fox).

We got you partially surrounded.

BLUESUNCORPORATEGOON

Tuesday, February 24, 2004 3:10 AM

if i were to drop the bomb on F*X,
i'd have to paint on it:

"NO POWER IN THE 'VERSE CAN STOP THIS!"
then i'd don a brown coat and ride that sucker down,ala Dr. Strangelove.
screeeeaming: "Liou coe shway duh biao-tze huh hoe-tze fuh ur-tze!!"

if not that then i'd have to put

"Courtesy of Joss Whedon"

I'll be in my bunk.-Jayne

TEELABROWN

Tuesday, February 24, 2004 3:46 AM

These are all great! Especially the Dr. Strangelove. Okay, lemme try...

"I swore by my pretty browncoat, that if your finger touched that cancel button, I would end you. And here's your end."

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"Freedom is the Freedom to say that 2+2 makes 4. If that is granted, all else follws"-Winston, 1984
Teela Brown, keeper of bad typing.
"No one reads these things any way."- Bart on Blackboard

MAKEROFPATHS

Tuesday, February 24, 2004 6:26 AM

I haven't laughed this hard in some time. These are all gems. Here's my aerial message:

"With Love, Vera's brother"

DECKROID

Tuesday, February 24, 2004 6:56 AM

Ok... let's try this one:

Hey, FOX! Up Yours!

Sons a bitches! Bumpeses!

Here's to hoping the movie turns into a series and makes loads of dough for some other network, cable or not.

I hate gou tsao de FOX. They used to be funny and above the normal network crap.

I call her "Vera"

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