MJ dies of Food Poisoning

POSTED BY: PirateCat
UPDATED: Monday, June 29, 2009 16:38
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PIRATECAT

Saturday, June 27, 2009 1:30 AM

Autopsy revealed today that MJ had eaten 12 year old nuts. Ooh that is so bad but funny.

"Battle of Serenity, Mal. Besides Zoe here, how many-" "I'm talkin at you! How many men in your platoon came out of their alive".

WULFENSTAR

Monday, June 29, 2009 4:06 PM

Id heard it was a 10 year old wiener....

Ok...terrible.

A friend recently made the comment that MJ should have died 20 years ago. He was at the height of his popularity and there wasn't any weirdness.

Im having a hard time disagreeing.

But at the same time, it is a loss. MJ gave the world great music, and in return got burnt out by the media, and made strange under the spotlight...

It sucks all around.

WASHNWEAR

Monday, June 29, 2009 4:38 PM

I read this

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/opinion/orl-edpedp-pitts-michael-j
ackson-06062809jun28,0,5341770.story

in my local paper yesterday - probably won't change any minds, but I thought it shed a little light on what made Michael tick.

Heck...bad MJ jokes. Some will remember, some won't, but sometime around '84 or '85 there was some word going around that MJ and Brooke Shields had taken up with one another (I think this had some basis in fact, but I've long since forgotten and ceased to care). This gave us:

Quote:
Q: What did Brooke Shield's gynecologist find?

A: Michael Jackson's other glove.

Ha-ho...

donttalkbackjustdrivethecarshutyourmouthiknowwhatyouaredontsaynothinkeepyourhandsonthewheeldontturnaroundthisisforreal

Still...what would Rorschach do?