Once again, Obama shows the world his total awesomeness in EVERYTHING!

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AURAPTOR

Friday, March 6, 2009 6:26 PM

Who wants to bet that these are Region 1 DVDs ???

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1159627/Just-wanted-
Barack-Obamas-blockbuster-gift-25-DVDs-Brown-reaffirm-special-relationship.html

To my special friend Gordon, 25 DVDs: Obama gives Brown a set of classic movies.

Let's hope he likes the Wizard of Oz
By IAN DRURY
Last updated at 8:17 AM on 06th March 2009

As he headed back home from Washington, Gordon Brown must have rummaged through his party bag with disappointment.

Because all he got was a set of DVDs. Barack Obama, the leader of the world's richest country, gave the Prime Minister a box set of 25 classic American films - a gift about as exciting as a pair of socks.

Mr Brown is not thought to be a film buff, and his reaction to the box set is unknown. But it didn't really compare to the thoughtful presents he had brought along with him.

The Prime Minister gave Mr Obama an ornamental pen holder made from the timbers of the Victorian anti-slave ship HMS Gannet.

The unique present delighted Mr Obama because oak from the Gannet's sister ship, HMS Resolute, was carved to make a desk that has sat in the Oval Office in the White House since 1880.

Mr Brown also handed over a framed commission for HMS Resolute and a first edition of the seven-volume biography of Churchill by Sir Martin Gilbert.

In addition, Mr Brown and his wife showered gifts on the Obama children giving Sasha and Malia an outfit each from Topshop and six children's books by British authors which are shortly to be published in America.

In return, the Obamas gave the Browns two models of the presidential helicopter, Marine One, to take home to sons Fraser and John.

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

A concern of the GOP is that the people aren't informed enough to understand their policies, while a fear of the Dems is that the people ARE.

WULFENSTAR

Friday, March 6, 2009 6:39 PM

Black people don't know how to give gifts.

There, I said it.

WASHNWEAR

Friday, March 6, 2009 7:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Wulfenstar:
Black people don't know how to give gifts.

There, I said it.

Must be 'cause they're too busy - collectively and with hive conscience - making your life unhappy.

You've really never met any gift-giving-challenged white people?

It was like that when we got here!

JONGSSTRAW

Friday, March 6, 2009 7:51 PM

Hey, Obama met with Brad Pitt yesterday dontcha know! Don't tell me that's not significant. I'm sure Brad did a lot to add to Obama's agenda of spending money we don't have. I think they worked out a 3 picture deal for Obama when he's booted from office in the near future, or at least a guest appearance on Lie To Me. He's a natural.

PIZMOBEACH

Friday, March 6, 2009 7:51 PM

My brother - the white one - gave me a couple of his old shirts for Christmas once. He kept trying to talk them up like they were new, "that's real wool..."
"There's hair on these shirts."
"What?! Lemme see that!"
"You gave me old shirts AND you didn't even wash them??"
"... she said she washed them!" so he tried to blame his wife. Piece of work.

WASHNWEAR

Friday, March 6, 2009 8:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by pizmobeach:
My brother - the white one - ...

Well, I'll be chuckling over that off and on for the rest of the afternoon - thanks!

It was like that when we got here!

KWICKO

Friday, March 6, 2009 9:58 PM

Go ahead, Wulfie - tell us all AGAIN just how racist you aren't...

WHOZIT

Friday, March 6, 2009 10:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Jongsstraw:
Hey, Obama met with Brad Pitt yesterday dontcha know! Don't tell me that's not significant. I'm sure Brad did a lot to add to Obama's agenda of spending money we don't have. I think they worked out a 3 picture deal for Obama when he's booted from office in the near future, or at least a guest appearance on Lie To Me. He's a natural.

Brad Pitt showed up! Nobody cares.

WHOZIT

Friday, March 6, 2009 10:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Jongsstraw:
Hey, Obama met with Brad Pitt yesterday dontcha know! Don't tell me that's not significant. I'm sure Brad did a lot to add to Obama's agenda of spending money we don't have. I think they worked out a 3 picture deal for Obama when he's booted from office in the near future, or at least a guest appearance on Lie To Me. He's a natural.

Brad Pitt showed up! Nobody cares.

2BY2GINGERBLUE

Friday, March 6, 2009 10:20 PM

When you visit someone you bring a gift and you should no be expecting anything. That's how it works. But we are Americans so we expect our President to give a giant gift back. To me this just sounds like men arguing about who has the bigger penis!
There I said it!!!

WASHNWEAR

Friday, March 6, 2009 10:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by 2by2gingerblue:
When you visit someone you bring a gift and you should no be expecting anything. That's how it works. But we are Americans so we expect our President to give a giant gift back. To me this just sounds like men arguing about who has the bigger penis!
There I said it!!!

...so you're suggesting that Obama should've given Brown a big penis?

It was like that when we got here!

CITIZEN

Friday, March 6, 2009 11:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by WASHnwear:

...so you're suggesting that Obama should've given Brown a big penis?

Gordon Brown is a big penis.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

PIZMOBEACH

Friday, March 6, 2009 11:52 PM

http://www.washingtonpost.com/

Now he's lifting the ban on stem cell research! OMG! Is there no advance in humanity, no simple yet enlightened use of the power of the presidency (that others squandered) that he will spare us from???? We're not ready for today, let alone the future!

WHOZIT

Saturday, March 7, 2009 12:08 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by WASHnwear:

...so you're suggesting that Obama should've given Brown a big penis?

Gordon Brown is a big penis.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

AHHHAHAHAHAHA!! I love you Brits

AURAPTOR

Saturday, March 7, 2009 12:16 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by 2by2gingerblue:
When you visit someone you bring a gift and you should no be expecting anything. That's how it works. But we are Americans so we expect our President to give a giant gift back. To me this just sounds like men arguing about who has the bigger penis!
There I said it!!!

It's not the size of the gift, it's the thought and significance that goes with the gift.

Obama is the clueless wonder that the Left tried to portray Gov. Palin out to be when it comes to world affairs.

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

A concern of the GOP is that the people aren't informed enough to understand their policies, while a fear of the Dems is that the people ARE.

CITIZEN

Saturday, March 7, 2009 12:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
Obama is the clueless wonder that the Left tried to portray Gov. Palin out to be when it comes to world affairs.

Yeah, you can't even see Russia from Chicago!

Can you see Russia from the White House? No point asking Palin, she'll never live there

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

CHRISISALL

Saturday, March 7, 2009 12:26 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
Obama is the clueless wonder that the Left tried to portray Gov. Palin out to be when it comes to world affairs.

Yeah, you can't even see Russia from Chicago!

*And.. the award for the best comback today goes to...
CITIZEN!!!!!*

LOL, that was great, man.

"Thanks." -Hero, 2009

The laughing Chrisisall

AURAPTOR

Saturday, March 7, 2009 12:29 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
Obama is the clueless wonder that the Left tried to portray Gov. Palin out to be when it comes to world affairs.

Yeah, you can't even see Russia from Chicago!

Can you see Russia from the White House? No point asking Palin, she'll never live there

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!

Another pointless reply from across the pond.

Hey, where'd they put that statue of Winston Churchill that Obama sent back ? Hope Barry didn't stick you w/ the shipping and handling bill. Trying to save some $$ over here. You understand.

p.s. Chris, will you and citizen turn out the lights when you're done w/ the room? Thanks bunches.

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

A concern of the GOP is that the people aren't informed enough to understand their policies, while a fear of the Dems is that the people ARE.

CHRISISALL

Saturday, March 7, 2009 12:52 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:

p.s. Chris, will you and citizen turn out the lights when you're done w/ the room? Thanks bunches.

OMG! Do I see...the nugget of a JOKE there? Whoah, that was almost funny! Keep trying, AU; you'll get it!!!!

"Thanks." -Hero, 2009

The laughing Chrisisall

AURAPTOR

Saturday, March 7, 2009 1:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:

p.s. Chris, will you and citizen turn out the lights when you're done w/ the room? Thanks bunches.

OMG! Do I see...the nugget of a JOKE there? Whoah, that was almost funny! Keep trying, AU; you'll get it!!!!

The joke is in your pants.

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

A concern of the GOP is that the people aren't informed enough to understand their policies, while a fear of the Dems is that the people ARE.

SIGNYM

Saturday, March 7, 2009 1:41 AM

Quote:
Go ahead, Wulfie - tell us all AGAIN just how racist you aren't...

heh heh heh

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It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.

PIZMOBEACH

Saturday, March 7, 2009 1:52 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:

p.s. Chris, will you and citizen turn out the lights when you're done w/ the room? Thanks bunches.

OMG! Do I see...the nugget of a JOKE there? Whoah, that was almost funny! Keep trying, AU; you'll get it!!!!

The joke is in your pants.

How great our country is! I dare any European to challenge our might!

WASHNWEAR

Saturday, March 7, 2009 3:38 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by pizmobeach:
Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:

p.s. Chris, will you and citizen turn out the lights when you're done w/ the room? Thanks bunches.

OMG! Do I see...the nugget of a JOKE there? Whoah, that was almost funny! Keep trying, AU; you'll get it!!!!

The joke is in your pants.

How great our country is! I dare any European to challenge our might!

Hear, hear! Our might is in our pants!

It was like that when we got here!

WASHNWEAR

Saturday, March 7, 2009 3:42 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by WASHnwear:

...so you're suggesting that Obama should've given Brown a big penis?

Gordon Brown is a big penis.

(LOL!) Ah - well that would be redundant, then.

It was like that when we got here!

FREMDFIRMA

Saturday, March 7, 2009 9:23 AM

LMAO, I told Gus that and he came right back with...

"Tell him I have a gift for him, a single size serving of Kiwi boot polish, and a delivery system he's just got to see for himself."

I shoulda KNOWN that was comin, from a former E-6, lol.

-F

CITIZEN

Saturday, March 7, 2009 12:28 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
Another pointless reply from across the pond.

Are you saying you can see Russia from Chicago?

CITIZEN

Saturday, March 7, 2009 12:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
The joke is in your pants.

Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you writes your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh.

I've never heard anyone say, say that outside the playground before. Because he's saying that chris has a small penis right? Isn't it? The joke is in your pants. And, and yet you've taken that and used it outside of the playground to insult chris in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too.

Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw around too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God AURaptor you are so funny!

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

6IXSTRINGJACK

Saturday, March 7, 2009 2:11 PM

Remember kiddies....

Barack Obama is half not-black....

I want to see a second Dave Chappelle race draft. He'll set the record straight once and for all.

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." http://www.myspace.com/6ixstringjack

6IXSTRINGJACK

Saturday, March 7, 2009 2:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you writes your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh.

I personally like to say "Hey... Russel Simmons is on the phone and wants to know if you're available to do the next Def Comedy Jam, but you might not have gotten that show in Benny Hill land.

P.S. Until I discovered Skinimax late night movies, I never seen as many boobs as a kid as when I watched Benny Hill. That show was all kinds of awesome.

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." http://www.myspace.com/6ixstringjack

CITIZEN

Saturday, March 7, 2009 2:25 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by 6ixStringJack:
I personally like to say "Hey... Russel Simmons is on the phone and wants to know if you're available to do the next Def Comedy Jam, but you might not have gotten that show in Benny Hill land.

P.S. Until I discovered Skinimax late night movies, I never seen as many boobs as a kid as when I watched Benny Hill. That show was all kinds of awesome.

I think I've seen Def Comedy Jam. It's on late at night on Satellite, and I'm usually too busy watching Benny Hill

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

AURAPTOR

Saturday, March 7, 2009 2:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
The joke is in your pants.

Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you writes your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh.

I've never heard anyone say, say that outside the playground before. Because he's saying that chris has a small penis right? Isn't it? The joke is in your pants. And, and yet you've taken that and used it outside of the playground to insult chris in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too.

Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw around too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God AURaptor you are so funny!

Watch American T.V. too much ? Family Guy? You sound amazingly like ....

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

A concern of the GOP is that the people aren't informed enough to understand their policies, while a fear of the Dems is that the people ARE.

CITIZEN

Saturday, March 7, 2009 2:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
Watch American T.V. too much ? Family Guy? You sound amazingly like ....

That's what I was going for genius.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

WULFENSTAR

Monday, March 9, 2009 12:12 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Fremdfirma:
LMAO, I told Gus that and he came right back with...

"Tell him I have a gift for him, a single size serving of Kiwi boot polish, and a delivery system he's just got to see for himself."

I shoulda KNOWN that was comin, from a former E-6, lol.

-F

Lol

Its funny how peeps here can't see the humor in things. Or was my joke one of those things too close to the truth? lmao

Its so easy messing with the normals.

WULFENSTAR

Monday, March 9, 2009 12:36 AM

Btw, did anyone miss this little gem from our Attorney General Eric Holder (A position I'm sure he got thru hard work and not from ANY sort of Affirmative Action. Oh no! Of course not)

"Though this nation has proudly thought of itself as an ethnic melting pot in things racial, we have always been, and we, I believe, continue to be, in too many ways, essentially a nation of cowards," Holder said at the Justice Department in Washington, D.C. "Though race-related issues continue to occupy a significant portion of our political discussion, and though there remain many unresolved racial issues in this nation, we, average Americans, simply do not talk enough with each other about things racial.

"This is truly sad. Given all that we as a nation went through during the civil rights struggle, it is hard for me to accept that the result of those efforts was to create an America that is more prosperous, more positively race-conscious, and yet is voluntarily socially segregated."

Ok.

You want to "talk about things racial"?

Good. I've got a whole lot to say, and I am, by far, not afraid to say it.

Oh, I know what he really meant. That we should all bow down and prostrate ourselves to the HORRIBLE indignities heaped upon the innocent black man. That we should all crucify ourselves on the cross of self hatred.

But guess what? THAT ISN'T THE TRUTH. Or at least not the ENTIRE truth.

So if anyone here has the balls to go a couple of rounds.... I'm game.

AURAPTOR

Monday, March 9, 2009 1:03 AM

how original, you aren't.

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

A concern of the GOP is that the people aren't informed enough to understand their policies, while a fear of the Dems is that the people ARE.

CITIZEN

Monday, March 9, 2009 9:18 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
how original, you aren't.

Again, what I was going for. Thanks for repeating it back to me, very original of you...

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

AURAPTOR

Monday, March 9, 2009 9:31 AM

Have it your way, little man.

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

A concern of the GOP is that the people aren't informed enough to understand their policies, while a fear of the Dems is that the people ARE.

CITIZEN

Monday, March 9, 2009 12:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:

Have it your way, little man.

That's the best you can do? Seriously? That's the absolute limit of your come back potential?

LOL

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

AURAPTOR

Monday, March 9, 2009 1:48 PM

You're not worth my by best, not even close.

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

A concern of the GOP is that the people aren't informed enough to understand their policies, while a fear of the Dems is that the people ARE.

CITIZEN

Monday, March 9, 2009 2:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
You're not worth my by best, not even close.

Now you just sound like the little boy sniveling in the dirt saying "but I wasn't trying, so it doesn't count"

LOL

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

AURAPTOR

Monday, March 9, 2009 8:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
You're not worth my by best, not even close.

Now you just sound like the little boy sniveling in the dirt saying "but I wasn't trying, so it doesn't count"

LOL

Hah hah! Don't have to try, and I still wipe the floor w/ you.

Quit while you're so very,VERY far behind.

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

A concern of the GOP is that the people aren't informed enough to understand their policies, while a fear of the Dems is that the people ARE.

CHRISISALL

Monday, March 9, 2009 8:35 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:

Quit while you're so very,VERY far behind.

*points & laughs*

The laughing Chrisisall

CITIZEN

Monday, March 9, 2009 8:50 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by AURaptor:
Hah hah! Don't have to try, and I still wipe the floor w/ you.

Quit while you're so very,VERY far behind.

Your desperation to salvage some of your twisted ego from yet another loss is showing. Better look to that.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

AURAPTOR

Monday, March 9, 2009 10:38 PM

Quote:
citizen babbled: Your desperation to salvage some of your twisted ego from yet another loss is showing. Better look to that.

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

A concern of the GOP is that the people aren't informed enough to understand their policies, while a fear of the Dems is that the people ARE.

CITIZEN

Monday, March 9, 2009 10:42 PM

Oh look, Craptor proves me right again.

As always and without exception, I win.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

CHRISISALL

Monday, March 9, 2009 10:44 PM

That was heartless to post that photo, man.

The laughing Chrisisall

AURAPTOR

Tuesday, March 10, 2009 12:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
That was heartless to post that photo, man.

The laughing Chrisisall

I didn't want to do it, but I felt I owed it to him.

It is not those who use the term "Islamo-Fascism" who are sullying the name of Islam; it is the Islamo-Fascists. - Dennis Prager

A concern of the GOP is that the people aren't informed enough to understand their policies, while a fear of the Dems is that the people ARE.

WULFENSTAR

Tuesday, March 10, 2009 2:11 PM

BTW, I love how you guys glossed over the point I was making...

CITIZEN

Tuesday, March 10, 2009 2:14 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
That was heartless to post that photo, man.

I think it's very brave of him to post pictures of himself on the internet.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

KWICKO

Tuesday, March 10, 2009 2:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Wulfenstar:
BTW, I love how you guys glossed over the point I was making...

I'm sorry... I've slept since then. What was your point again? That black people don't know how to give gifts, or that you really aren't a racist?

RUE

Tuesday, March 10, 2009 3:06 PM

Kwicko

Rap is pretty weird isn't he ? You can approach him like a friend and tell him he's headed in the wrong direction, you can use endless logic and facts, you can try to appease him into a topical discussion like SignyM tried (and get called a Nazi for your efforts to boot), you can call him names, point and laugh - and he's a complete fender-head to any of it.

He'll just plug Rush into some orifice 24/7 (now how do I get the visual out of my head ?) and be - well, a whole bunch of phrases come to mind that don't really apply to Rap - right as rain, back to normal, just like new, all better - maybe something like just like usual.

The good news for Rap is - he'll NEVER change, no matter what - because he'll never experience doubt. It's also the bad news.

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