The Zit

POSTED BY: whozit
UPDATED: Monday, December 1, 2008 09:15
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WHOZIT

Saturday, November 29, 2008 1:40 PM

Now that "BATMAN" is dead, (good riddance) I have decited to become a super hero. From now on I am "THE ZIT". I have the power to drive liberals crazy with my right-wing views and bad spelling. BEWARE! My 2nd choice for a name was "THE BAGEL"!

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

ANTHONYT

Saturday, November 29, 2008 1:55 PM

Hello,

Despite my carefully cultivated good nature, I do have moments of weakness.

Such as when I thought, "I prefer 'The Bagel' because then you could go f*ck yourself."

--Anthony

"Liberty must not be purchased at the cost of Humanity." --Captain Robert Henner

WHOZIT

Saturday, November 29, 2008 2:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by AnthonyT:
Hello,

Despite my carefully cultivated good nature, I do have moments of weakness.

Such as when I thought, "I prefer 'The Bagel' because then you could go f*ck yourself."

--Anthony

"Liberty must not be purchased at the cost of Humanity." --Captain Robert Henner

Now you're thinking funny

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

SIGNYM

Saturday, November 29, 2008 3:01 PM

Zit is a troll. Pay it no mind and it'll go away.

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Let's party like its 1929.

WHOZIT

Saturday, November 29, 2008 4:48 PM

I've thought of my catch phrase, I WILL LAUGH AT YOUR PAIN! It'll catch on, you watch.

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

FREMDFIRMA

Saturday, November 29, 2008 5:12 PM

He is, at some vulgar level amusing at times.

But then, even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while - guess that explains why he's chock full of them.

-F

WHOZIT

Saturday, November 29, 2008 5:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Fremdfirma:
He is, at some vulgar level amusing at times.

But then, even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while - guess that explains why he's chock full of them.

-F

Cool I'm VULGAR! I'm adding that to my list of super powers.

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

ELVISCHRIST

Sunday, November 30, 2008 2:46 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by AnthonyT:
Hello,

Despite my carefully cultivated good nature, I do have moments of weakness.

Such as when I thought, "I prefer 'The Bagel' because then you could go f*ck yourself."

--Anthony

"Liberty must not be purchased at the cost of Humanity." --Captain Robert Henner

Anthony, you're a wellspring of civility on these boards, but you've just shown that when you let the mask slip a little, you're also damned funny.

BTW, you owe me a keyboard; mine's got coffee all over it now.

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Sunday, November 30, 2008 8:40 AM

Anthony expressed a different version of my immediate thought.

Perhaps Zit is the superhero, and the liberals are the bagel?

ELVISCHRIST

Sunday, November 30, 2008 9:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by jewelstaitefan:
Anthony expressed a different version of my immediate thought.

Perhaps Zit is the superhero, and the liberals are the bagel?

Trust me, if The Zit is the best you guys can do, the Evil League of Evil LIberals has NOOOOOOO worries...

WHOZIT

Sunday, November 30, 2008 10:18 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by ElvisChrist:
Quote:
Originally posted by jewelstaitefan:
Anthony expressed a different version of my immediate thought.

Perhaps Zit is the superhero, and the liberals are the bagel?

Trust me, if The Zit is the best you guys can do, the Evil League of Evil LIberals has NOOOOOOO worries...

"THE ZIT" grabs a bagel and leaps into action!

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin

FREMDFIRMA

Monday, December 1, 2008 9:15 AM

Ah, but I have something far more dangerous than liberals, HA!

I have your kryptonite, I have benzoyl peroxide!

Prepare to be oxidized, annoying do-gooder!
(insert stock clip of maniacal laughter here)

-F