It's time to play, Name the Headline!

POSTED BY: whozit
UPDATED: Thursday, October 30, 2008 19:52
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WHOZIT

Thursday, October 30, 2008 7:17 PM

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Campus_Cop_Charged_With_Stealing_
Donuts.html Whoever comes up with the funniest headline gets a free donut

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin:

RUE

Thursday, October 30, 2008 7:30 PM

Headline
Campus Cop Charged With Stealing Donuts
Cop lifts $300 worth of pastries

Text
Brody is now accused of taking about $30 worth of pastries over at least 17 separate occasions.
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I dunno ... maybe I'd headline it -- Got Math ?

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Silence is consent.

WHOZIT

Thursday, October 30, 2008 7:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by rue:
Headline

Campus Cop Charged With Stealing Donuts
Cop lifts $300 worth of pastries

Text

Brody is now accused of taking about $30 worth of pastries over at least 17 separate occasions.
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I dunno ... maybe I'd headline it -- Got Math ?

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Silence is consent.

NBC has to trim 500 million, they can start with the writer of this story

I'm going to microwave a bagel and have sex with it - Peter Griffin