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UPDATED: Tuesday, October 21, 2008 23:15
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WHOZIT

Tuesday, October 21, 2008 7:42 PM

Doctors have found a disgusting lump between Pop Diva Madonna's shoulders, they say it's old, ugly, wrinkled, has bleach blonde hair and wo'nt shut up. Her soon to be ex-hushand (3rd rate director Guy Ritchie) thinks they should just whack the lump with a mallet. www.whozitreport.bs

KWICKO

Tuesday, October 21, 2008 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by whozit:
Doctors have found a disgusting lump between Pop Diva Madonna's shoulders, they say it's old, ugly, wrinkled, has bleach blonde hair and wo'nt shut up. Her soon to be ex-hushand (3rd rate director Guy Ritchie) thinks they should just whack the lump with a mallet. www.whozitreport.bs

I liked "Snatch" and "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels". "Swept Away" not so much - but I didn't care much for the original, either. The remake is simply unwatchable, though.

PIRATENEWS

Tuesday, October 21, 2008 11:15 PM

On CNN TV today:

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CNN Talking Head 1: "Madonna wraps herself in plastic every night after rubbing $1,000 worth of lotion on herself. Apparently desperate to regain her youthful body."

CNN Talking Head 2: "It rubs the lotion on its skin..."

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