Worst of the Worst - Contribute to The Most Awful Fic Ever Written
POSTED BY: jetflair
UPDATED: Friday, February 17, 2012 18:36
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Originally posted by schooner:
In case you run out of cheesy back stories:
Wash is actually a product of a previous Academy. They were attempting to create the perfect fighter pilot. They succeeded with Wash, but their behavior conditioning was not as advanced; the best they could do was give him a dinosaur fetish and horrible fashion sense. They finally just blanked his memory and set him loose out of embarrassment. Oh, and he's really Gabriel Tam's brother.
:snork: Okay, I have to do this. Man is Wash getting a workout in this story! Raised from the dead, having a baby, gaining an evil twin, a brother, and graduating not once but twice from the Academy! Sweet!
Book is a companion and pastafarian ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster). He left the field of companioning after a pirate (Mal) came to him in a dream and told him he should stop breaking the eight I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts, particularly Number Eight. There really is a flying spaghetti monster, and he uses Book to do His bidding – namely to deliver Simon to Him for a good rectal probing to see if he is the new Chosen One.
"Love keeps her in the air...."
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Originally posted by jetflair:Quote:
Originally posted by schooner:
In case you run out of cheesy back stories:
:snork: Okay, I have to do this. Man is Wash getting a workout in this story! Raised from the dead, having a baby, gaining an evil twin, a brother, and graduating not once but twice from the Academy! Sweet!
don't forget that whilst at the academy wash was CLONED - a vast legion of wash's clones (known as socks) now waits for the evil emperor (also wash) to give the command to invade.
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Book is a companion and pastafarian ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster). He left the field of companioning after a pirate (Mal) came to him in a dream
leaving the way open for another pirates of the carribean cross over... albeit with pasta over tones.
keep up this fine and noble effort JF - the fleet looks to you!
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Originally posted by wytchcroft:
leaving the way open for another pirates of the carribean cross over... albeit with pasta over tones.
Another? I thought mine was the only one. Cool! Where are the others?
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Originally posted by schooner:Quote:
Originally posted by wytchcroft:
leaving the way open for another pirates of the carribean cross over... albeit with pasta over tones.
Another? I thought mine was the only one. Cool! Where are the others?
thought you might like to cook up a sequel!
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Soo.....now it appears the torturing Mal fad in the BSR may start getting replaced with a hanging Mal fad. Interesting. I swear we all secretly hate the poor guy.... Maybe I should hang him at least once in this as well? 
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Originally posted by jetflair:
Soo.....now it appears the torturing Mal fad in the BSR may start getting replaced with a hanging Mal fad. Interesting. I swear we all secretly hate the poor guy.... Maybe I should hang him at least once in this as well?
it could be a recurring musical number ala 'Always like on the bright site of life'... from monty python. of course each time he gets hung - he comes back again - but he... comes back... wrong...
only river knows this - it causes her to freak out in a frenetic display of visions and flashdance style musical movements.
to be cont... by somebody...
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Quote:Hung, drawn, quartered, and let's not forget driven insane a time or two LOL!
Originally posted by jetflair:
Soo.....now it appears the torturing Mal fad in the BSR may start getting replaced with a hanging Mal fad. Interesting. I swear we all secretly hate the poor guy.... Maybe I should hang him at least once in this as well?
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Eeew.....not sure I can figure out how to have him survive being drawn and quartered. :shudder:
:Holds Mal protectively:
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Quote:I'm sure he's survived things pretty close to that in fics. Kaylee might be decent with needle and thread...
Originally posted by jetflair:
Eeew.....not sure I can figure out how to have him survive being drawn and quartered. :shudder:
OK, I'll stop now.
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