So, you wanna be a troll, eh? It's easy!

POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Tuesday, May 1, 2007 14:22
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CHRISISALL

Friday, April 27, 2007 9:10 PM

First: Read all of Kaneman's posts, and memorize them.

Second: Examine the recycled hate and self-loathing turned inside-out.

Third: Vomit up the same bile on these boards.

Voila! You too can be a troll!

(c) 2007 TROLL INSTRUCTIONAL SERVICES LTD.

KANEMAN

Friday, April 27, 2007 9:13 PM

What?

RIVER6213

Friday, April 27, 2007 9:14 PM

4th:

Before you post always make sure you've had more than 4 glasses of wine.

5th:

In any post you make, always include a glass half empty point of view.

(c) 2007 TROLL INSTRUCTIONAL SERVICES LTD.

-River

BIGDAMNNOBODY

Friday, April 27, 2007 9:17 PM

You forgot starting posts with the sole purpose of attacking another Poster.

Posting to stir stuff up.

KANEMAN

Friday, April 27, 2007 9:17 PM

6th - Start a thread attacking someone without provocation.....Good job Chrisisall....

RIVER6213

Friday, April 27, 2007 9:19 PM

7th:

Start a thread and accuse everyone for everything, and then when people respond in a hostile manner, act hurt and behave like you are the victim.

(c) 2007 TROLL INSTRUCTIONAL SERVICES LTD.

-River

SINGATE

Friday, April 27, 2007 9:42 PM

Chris,

This should have been started in Troll Country so I didn't have to sully myself by posting in RWED.

I find it odd that a certain other person in this thread used to be quite good at following many of these guidelines...

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We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

RIVER6213

Friday, April 27, 2007 9:43 PM

True, but not any more.

-River

CHRISISALL

Friday, April 27, 2007 10:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by BigDamnNobody:
You forgot starting posts with the sole purpose of attacking another Poster.

This is an instructional thread only. Any attacking, whether real or ficticious, is purely coincidental.

Chrisisall

BIGDAMNNOBODY

Friday, April 27, 2007 10:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by singate:
This should have been started in Troll Country so I didn't have to sully myself by posting in RWED.

Sully yourself by posting in RWED? Please explain.

Posting to stir stuff up.

CHRISISALL

Friday, April 27, 2007 10:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by singate:
Chris,

This should have been started in Troll Country so I didn't have to sully myself by posting in RWED.

Oh, I'm sure it will be there soon enough!

Bad man Chrisisall

CHRISISALL

Friday, April 27, 2007 10:12 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by kaneman:
6th - Start a thread attacking someone without provocation.....Good job Chrisisall....

Everything's always about YOU, right? You narcissistic little piece of crap! STFU and let us conduct our seminars here! Be nice, and we might call you as a guest speaker. Until then, FU.

Felix Ungerisall

SINGATE

Friday, April 27, 2007 10:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Everything's always about YOU, right? You narcissistic little piece of crap! STFU and let us conduct our seminars here! Be nice, and we might call you as a guest speaker. Until then, FU.

Felix Ungerisall

Holy crap! What has gotten into you?

NotfeelingBuddhisttodayisall...I guess.

And River6213 I for one would like to see a bit of the old you regardless of what so many others seem to think. Your posts used to be full of interesting quips.

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We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

KANEMAN

Friday, April 27, 2007 10:49 PM

Blah....Blah.....Blah

Boredalreadykaneisall

RIVER6213

Friday, April 27, 2007 11:29 PM

Quote:

And River6213 I for one would like to see a bit of the old you regardless of what so many others seem to think. Your posts used to be full of interesting quips.

Thanks, but those interesting "quips" were what got me off-shore dumped off of this board. I think I'll just play like a leaf in the wind for now.

8th:

Start a thread and wait like a hawk for someone to disagree with you, and then plunge that thread into a flame war. It's very important to be drunk while you are doing this.

(c) 2007 TROLL INSTRUCTIONAL SERVICES LTD.

-River

CHRISISALL

Friday, April 27, 2007 11:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by singate:

NotfeelingBuddhisttodayisall...I guess.

Sure I am.
This is my impression of Ghandi.
*Whacks Kaneman a fatal blow with a blunt object*
...you know, if he was really pissed off.

Chrisisall, the Troll Slayer

MAL4PREZ

Saturday, April 28, 2007 5:11 PM

Wow. Usually entertained by chrisisall, now notsomuchisall. Does this attack do anything good for anyone, or simply sully the site?

sssssssssad.

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I'm the president. I don't need to listen.

RIVER6213

Tuesday, May 1, 2007 6:05 AM

Is there such a thing as a career troll? It appears that I may be vying for the part...who knows?

-River

SINGATE

Tuesday, May 1, 2007 7:04 AM

Wait a minute, I thought you had given up your trolling ways. Is there something you want to share with the rest of the class?

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We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

BOB30

Tuesday, May 1, 2007 9:34 AM

sigh...

I'll be in my bunk....

RIVER6213

Tuesday, May 1, 2007 2:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by singate:
Wait a minute, I thought you had given up your trolling ways. Is there something you want to share with the rest of the class?

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We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

No, it was just a sad attempt at humor.

-River