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POSTED BY: brooklynbrowncoat
UPDATED: Sunday, June 17, 2007 15:06
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Monday, March 26, 2007 4:09 AM

my devoted respect for Joss and his art. I have long wished to hold the box set Firelfy DVD I recieved as a gift while recuperating from a rare illness. My ailment began last spring when I discovered a wretched stencth driftng up to me from my fingers. Upon arriving at the hospital i was told feces had somehow been found on my fingertips. I soon found myself strapped to a bed with no ability to reach my nose with my feces laden fingers. At this point I received a gift from my dear friends- a Firefly DVD box set. Needless to say I would not disgrace Joss by touching his art with my stinky fingers. And so it sat on my shelf, as I waited for a cure. For more on my medical condition aforetomentioned in this past post:

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=15&t=21727

well, as it turns out, i went to a new doctor. he in fact disregarded conventional wisdom by ignoring the fecal matter on my fingers and instead focused on the source- the feces itself. He determined that a lack of fiber was creating adhesive like feces which would then stick to fingertips like glue. This lead to fecal transferrance to my nose and upper lip. It is still a mystery as to how feces was found on my fingers, but at least Firefly remains honored

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Monday, March 26, 2007 4:12 AM

oh, great, someone left the laptop on at the nuthouse again

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Monday, March 26, 2007 11:00 AM

Am I talking to Miranda now...?

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I'm pointin' right at it!

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 2:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonCoat:
Am I talking to Miranda now...?

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I'm pointin' right at it!



(takes a hit from his stem)
not yet....

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 2:38 AM

and i thought reavers were scary.

i'll be in my bunk.

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 6:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lawman:
and i thought reavers were scary.

i'll be in my bunk.



Reavers are just futuristic drug addicts who have been deprived of their rock-fuel.
I myself become canabalistic when deprived of my precious, so i can relate.

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 7:45 PM

Heroins' a bitch :P

That sucks I hate doctors you have no idea how many times I've been told I have carpal tunnel (I'm 17..) and then this one time this chick was like..you don't have carpal tunnel but I can make you a splint..I was like WTF why would I want a splint for something you just told me I don't have. Why don't we work on finding what the I do have!!!! (it is carpal tunnel so to speak its enduced because of my lovely localized scleroderma) YAY for diseases and the Canadian heath care system

That nerdy hat

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Tuesday, March 27, 2007 8:25 PM

So, um...I prescribe soap.

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Friday, March 30, 2007 2:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by OrangeHat:
Heroins' a bitch :P

That sucks I hate doctors you have no idea how many times I've been told I have carpal tunnel (I'm 17..) and then this one time this chick was like..you don't have carpal tunnel but I can make you a splint..I was like WTF why would I want a splint for something you just told me I don't have. Why don't we work on finding what the I do have!!!! (it is carpal tunnel so to speak its enduced because of my lovely localized scleroderma) YAY for diseases and the Canadian heath care system

That nerdy hat



Wow, if I was Canadian I'd get really high; the Brooklyn heatlh care system is second to none. It was here that feces was first discovered on my fingers forcing me to form a formidable forray of fecal freebasing

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Friday, March 30, 2007 2:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zeek:
So, um...I prescribe soap.



Capital idea! I've tried that, see thread:

http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=15&t=21727

Every time i wash my hands the stench returns shortly after. I even had prescription gloves which quickly turned brown and stinky. the aroma of feces is charming at first but after a while its quite gross

I was so upset I went clubbing:

http://pages.sbcglobal.net/bryanbaskin/clubbing.html

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