an update on.......
POSTED BY: brooklynbrowncoat
UPDATED: Sunday, June 17, 2007 15:06
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my devoted respect for Joss and his art. I have long wished to hold the box set Firelfy DVD I recieved as a gift while recuperating from a rare illness. My ailment began last spring when I discovered a wretched stencth driftng up to me from my fingers. Upon arriving at the hospital i was told feces had somehow been found on my fingertips. I soon found myself strapped to a bed with no ability to reach my nose with my feces laden fingers. At this point I received a gift from my dear friends- a Firefly DVD box set. Needless to say I would not disgrace Joss by touching his art with my stinky fingers. And so it sat on my shelf, as I waited for a cure. For more on my medical condition aforetomentioned in this past post:
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=15&t=21727
well, as it turns out, i went to a new doctor. he in fact disregarded conventional wisdom by ignoring the fecal matter on my fingers and instead focused on the source- the feces itself. He determined that a lack of fiber was creating adhesive like feces which would then stick to fingertips like glue. This lead to fecal transferrance to my nose and upper lip. It is still a mystery as to how feces was found on my fingers, but at least Firefly remains honored
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oh, great, someone left the laptop on at the nuthouse again
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Am I talking to Miranda now...?
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I'm pointin' right at it!
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Originally posted by DonCoat:
Am I talking to Miranda now...?
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I'm pointin' right at it!
(takes a hit from his stem)
not yet....
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and i thought reavers were scary.
i'll be in my bunk.
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Originally posted by Lawman:
and i thought reavers were scary.
i'll be in my bunk.
Reavers are just futuristic drug addicts who have been deprived of their rock-fuel.
I myself become canabalistic when deprived of my precious, so i can relate.
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Heroins' a bitch :P
That sucks I hate doctors you have no idea how many times I've been told I have carpal tunnel (I'm 17..) and then this one time this chick was like..you don't have carpal tunnel but I can make you a splint..I was like WTF why would I want a splint for something you just told me I don't have. Why don't we work on finding what the I do have!!!! (it is carpal tunnel so to speak its enduced because of my lovely localized scleroderma) YAY for diseases and the Canadian heath care system
That nerdy hat
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So, um...I prescribe soap.
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Originally posted by OrangeHat:
Heroins' a bitch :P
That sucks I hate doctors you have no idea how many times I've been told I have carpal tunnel (I'm 17..) and then this one time this chick was like..you don't have carpal tunnel but I can make you a splint..I was like WTF why would I want a splint for something you just told me I don't have. Why don't we work on finding what the I do have!!!! (it is carpal tunnel so to speak its enduced because of my lovely localized scleroderma) YAY for diseases and the Canadian heath care system
That nerdy hat
Wow, if I was Canadian I'd get really high; the Brooklyn heatlh care system is second to none. It was here that feces was first discovered on my fingers forcing me to form a formidable forray of fecal freebasing
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Originally posted by Zeek:
So, um...I prescribe soap.
Capital idea! I've tried that, see thread:
http://www.fireflyfans.net/thread.asp?b=15&t=21727
Every time i wash my hands the stench returns shortly after. I even had prescription gloves which quickly turned brown and stinky. the aroma of feces is charming at first but after a while its quite gross
I was so upset I went clubbing:
http://pages.sbcglobal.net/bryanbaskin/clubbing.html
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