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CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #59

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Friday, February 20, 2015 04:28
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Wednesday, January 7, 2015 8:54 PM

Sorry for the delay folks, had some less than Happy New Year goings on here, but things are good now, so onto the fun!

Hey, anybody seen Simon lately? Perhaps Shepherd knows...
Congrats to MUTT999 for a wonderful winning entry!



And now for a little humor with comic violence...


MAL: So when I said, "Let's take a ride on the Magic School Bus", I was bein' metaphorical, and 'Verse knows I wasn't expectin' River Song at the helm!!!
JAYNE: Wait. Now there's TWO crazy Rivers? Ta ma de!!


Wow, I stuffed a lot of nerdom crossover nonsense into that one!
Now, let's see how well you Tightpantsers top it!

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Wednesday, January 7, 2015 11:43 PM

Thanks everyone, and Happy New Year... from the Twilight Zone. (May we all hit Lotto this year)




Mal: "Never seen Wendy's drive-thru so busy."
Jayne: "Told ya we shoulda went to Burger King!!"




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Thursday, January 8, 2015 3:23 AM

Congrats MUTT




Mal) MAGIC SCHOOL BUS MY ASS!!

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Thursday, January 8, 2015 4:59 AM






And now the worst caption in the history of the caption game.

Mal) I'm going to shoot that big ship with my little gun.

Jayne) Great idea.

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Thursday, January 8, 2015 9:07 PM



Mal: "ZOE! Did you just detour thru the south Bronx??"
Jayne: "What's worse. The Reavers or these pointy white floating blobs?"
Zoe (thinking): "Gonna kick 'em both in their ovaries."




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Friday, January 9, 2015 5:01 AM





In 2517 the re-re-re-re-re-re-reboot of "Gone in 60 Seconds" is a huge hit, in it Eleanor is played by...whatever the Hell that thing is.

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Saturday, January 10, 2015 7:15 PM




In 2517 New Las Vegas is a great place to leave.

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Monday, January 12, 2015 7:18 AM




Smokey and the Bandit CXII was not the hit the Megaplex Theaters had hoped.

BWAH!
TCM

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Friday, January 16, 2015 5:48 AM





When "The Lego Movie" was snubbed for a best animated film nomination by the Academy Awards, things got ugly.

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Friday, January 16, 2015 7:19 PM



Zoe: "Well, so much for de Blasio's 25 mph slow zones!"








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