Happy New Year!
POSTED BY: 6IXSTRINGJACK
UPDATED: Saturday, January 3, 2015 06:51
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I'm chuckling to myself, but that was both funny and good just like a FFF fanatic should do.
Thanks, Signy
That made my day!!!
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Originally posted by SIGNYM:
Hey, to that great dysfunctional argumentative FFFan family-
Happy New Year! to one and all! To you, Brenda, and you KIKI, and RAPPY, and 6IX and MAGONS, and EVERYONE without exception:
May the New Year bring you health, prosperity, and good cheer! May all good things come to you and yours, and those you meet.
*Sprinkles faerie dust on the monitor*
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Happy New Year. Hope it's shiney for All
The Future Ain't What It Used To Be
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Substitute NSA for FBI and this piece from 1972 is still good for today.
You are a fluke of the universe. You have no right to be here
Deteriorata. Deteriorata
Go placidly amid the noise and waste
And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof
Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep
Rotate your tires
Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself
And heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys
Know what to kiss, and when
Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do
Wherever possible, put people on hold
Be comforted that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment
And despite the changing fortunes of time
There is always a big future in computer maintenance
You are a fluke of the universe
You have no right to be here
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back
Remember The Pueblo
Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate
Know yourself
If you need help, call the FBI
Exercise caution in your daily affairs
Especially with those persons closest to you -
That lemon on your left, for instance
Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls
Would scarcely get your feet wet
Fall not in love therefore. It will stick to your face
Gracefully surrender the things of youth: birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan
And let not the sands of time get in your lunch
Hire people with hooks
For a good time, call 606-4311. Ask for Ken
Take heart in the bedeepening gloom
That your dog is finally getting enough cheese
And reflect that whatever fortune may be your lot
It could only be worse in Milwaukee
You are a fluke of the universe
You have no right to be here
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back
Therefore, make peace with your god
Whatever you perceive him to be - hairy thunderer, or cosmic muffin
With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal
The world continues to deteriorate
Give up!
You are a fluke of the universe
You have no right to be here
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back
You are a fluke of the universe
You have no right to be here
And whether you can hear it or not
The universe is laughing behind your back
Read more at http://www.songlyrics.com/national-lampoon/deteriorata-lyrics/#aYoGhT4
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SAGAN: We are releasing vast quantities of carbon dioxide, increasing the greenhouse effect. It may not take much to destabilize the Earth's climate, to convert this heaven, our only home in the cosmos, into a kind of hell.
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