The Cutest Thing Happend On My Way To Get Drunk.....
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UPDATED: Wednesday, June 5, 2024 22:17
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That IS funny, and well timed too! Usually those sorts of quips aren't thought of until well after paying cashier and half way back to the car. Well done.
Actually, I will often have a immediate come back / addition to say in those situations, but thankfully I rarely ever say them. Either not well thought out, or you may not know your audience, and how a line will go over w/ perfect strangers.
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Originally posted by AURaptor:
That IS funny, and well timed too! Usually those sorts of quips aren't thought of until well after paying cashier and half way back to the car. Well done.
Actually, I will often have a immediate come back / addition to say in those situations, but thankfully I rarely ever say them. Either not well thought out, or you may not know your audience, and how a line will go over w/ perfect strangers.
Yeah, but at the end of the day if either of them took offense to that they're dicks since he burned me first.
I can't say much for other people, but I think that at least he and I had a good awareness of our surroundings.
If I had come off as threatening or at least questionable in any exchange I had with anyone else inside, he wouldn't have said that about me on the way out. I may be giving a lot of allowance there, but I do have a sense of humor in the real world.
I seriously know that I work with at least two people that might cut you for saying something like that. Shame on them.
Do Right, Be Right. :)
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"Fortunately, for my smile, the top teeth are the only that show and they're straight as an arrow and the gum recession isn't very bad. It's my bottom two front teeth I'm worried about. They haven't gotten any worse. I've been flossing once a day religiously and putting up with that Listerine burn for at least a minute at least once a day. I know I can't grow my gums back, so I just gotta work double time to make sure that it doesn't get any worse."
Hey Jack! I'm glad to hear you're taking care of that.
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You're right. I'll try to lighten up. Sometimes I feel like my good looks are the only thing I got going for me these days, and just like everyone else they don't last forever, and I'm not getting any younger. Guess I let you get under my skin there.
I tell ya, as I get older I notice the difference that lifestyle has on people's looks. Particularly as you hit the 40 mark. 40 really does seem to be some kind of milestone. Whereas you can get by with the heavy drinking and ciggies and still look like Marlon Brando at 30, if you keep going you end up, well looking like Brando at 40 come to think of it.
So beware, Six. If your looks are important to you, maybe you need to think about a few lifestyle improvements, as sympathetic as I am to the need to wipe oneself out after work.
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Originally posted by 1kiki:
"Fortunately, for my smile, the top teeth are the only that show and they're straight as an arrow and the gum recession isn't very bad. It's my bottom two front teeth I'm worried about. They haven't gotten any worse. I've been flossing once a day religiously and putting up with that Listerine burn for at least a minute at least once a day. I know I can't grow my gums back, so I just gotta work double time to make sure that it doesn't get any worse."
Hey Jack! I'm glad to hear you're taking care of that.]
Doing what I can with the tools I've got ;)
I did have another horrible dream about my teeth falling out the other night though.
This one was particularly heinous since I was actually pulling my teeth out to save for the dentist and I should have known it was a dream since the parts under the gums looked like very wicked talons.
I'm kind of ashamed that at this point in the story I didn't figure out that it was a dream and then start flying around everywhere and shoot lazers out of my eyes while calling everyone else bitches.
Do Right, Be Right. :)
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Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:
You're right. I'll try to lighten up. Sometimes I feel like my good looks are the only thing I got going for me these days, and just like everyone else they don't last forever, and I'm not getting any younger. Guess I let you get under my skin there.
I tell ya, as I get older I notice the difference that lifestyle has on people's looks. Particularly as you hit the 40 mark. 40 really does seem to be some kind of milestone. Whereas you can get by with the heavy drinking and ciggies and still look like Marlon Brando at 30, if you keep going you end up, well looking like Brando at 40 come to think of it.
So beware, Six. If your looks are important to you, maybe you need to think about a few lifestyle improvements, as sympathetic as I am to the need to wipe oneself out after work.
I'm 35 and if it wasn't for my worry lines I'd still pass for at the very most 28 years old.
I see where you're going with this though. When I was 30, I looked like I was 20.
The inevitable discrepancy between real age and actual age is starting to catch up with me and I've done it absolutely ZERO favors, what with the 5,000 cartons of smokes and 2,000 cases of beers I've ingested so far in my life ;)
Do Right, Be Right. :)
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Self absorbed much? I mean really ... your pathetic and pitiful personal adventures of woe and misery are so tiresome and boring. I don't know how you live with yourself. If you're so desperate for love and a whole life, try getting married and starting a family. You want fulfillment? Wait 'til you have your first child ... it's feels like no one else ever had one. And every growth step they take over the next two decades will bring you joy, love, pride, and satisfaction that cannot be matched by anything else in the world.
That's just some friendly advice. If you want to call me a dick again it's okay.
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Originally posted by Jongsstraw:
Self absorbed much? I mean really ... your pathetic and pitiful personal adventures of woe and misery are so tiresome and boring. I don't know how you live with yourself. If you're so desperate for love and a whole life, try getting married and starting a family. You want fulfillment? Wait 'til you have your first child ... it's feels like no one else ever had one. And every growth step they take over the next two decades will bring you joy, love, pride, and satisfaction that cannot be matched by anything else in the world.
That's just some friendly advice. If you want to call me a dick again it's okay.
Hi Jongs ;)
Some people know what a PN post is going to be about more-or-less at this point, and will either dive in head first, ignore it completely, or just make fun of it.
Congrats on being the 3rd Type. :)
Do Right, Be Right. :)
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Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:
I'm 35 and if it wasn't for my worry lines I'd still pass for at the very most 28 years old.
I see where you're going with this though. When I was 30, I looked like I was 20.
The inevitable discrepancy between real age and actual age is starting to catch up with me and I've done it absolutely ZERO favors, what with the 5,000 cartons of smokes and 2,000 cases of beers I've ingested so far in my life ;)
Do Right, Be Right. :)
Yeah, well as I said, 40 is kind of the mark you tend to notice. Obviously this doesn't apply to Johnny Depp, but having a shit load of money is a bit of an antidote to the wrinkles and bad teeth, occasionally anyway.
There is a website somewhere where you can upload a photo of your face, and they calculate the impact of your drinking by showing what you will look like in 10 years. I'd add a bunch if you smoke as well. Ouch.
Smoking tends to add the wrinkles around your eyes and mouth as well as the teeth discolouration. Whereas drinking adds weight, and also causes skin discolouration and bloating.
Ah wasted youth, poor Jack. It's why most of us prefer to find someone to love us warts and all, rather than chasing some adolescent dream of the partmer who we must find perpetually hot. It's the downside to be shallow, I think, that we all end up crones and then bones. Perhaps there is a god after all.
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Originally posted by Jongsstraw:
Self absorbed much? I mean really ... your pathetic and pitiful personal adventures of woe and misery are so tiresome and boring. I don't know how you live with yourself. If you're so desperate for love and a whole life, try getting married and starting a family. You want fulfillment? Wait 'til you have your first child ... it's feels like no one else ever had one. And every growth step they take over the next two decades will bring you joy, love, pride, and satisfaction that cannot be matched by anything else in the world.
That's just some friendly advice. If you want to call me a dick again it's okay.
Hi Jongs ;)
Some people know what a PN post is going to be about more-or-less at this point, and will either dive in head first, ignore it completely, or just make fun of it.
Congrats on being the 3rd Type.
You can run but you can't hide, especially from yourself. The day will come when you wake up once again surrounded by empty beer cans and pizza boxes and realize that you have nothing of any real value. A life is a terrible thing to waste.
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