CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #56
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, October 21, 2014 04:36
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Simon) RUN! They're coming this way!
Mal) REAVERS?!
Simon) NO! The people from the Ice Bucket Challenge!
Mal) Hold you're ground! Throw all of this mushy fruit at them!
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Jayne: "GORRAMIT!! Hurry up! If I miss The Penguins of Madagascar trailer I'm gonna be pissed!"
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Simon) Captian! Can we borrow some money? They're showing "STAR WARS Episode IX: Death of a Franchise" in the movie tent.
Mal) I saw that, that's the film the put Lucas Films out of buisness.
Kaylee) I heard the crowd at COMIC CON pulled the cast off the stage and beat the hell out of them, they never found the directors body, just a lot of blood in his swimming pool.
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Kaylee) I'm going to see that new boy band in the music tent.
Mal) What are they called?
Kaylee) The Screaming Douchebags.
Mal) Um...yea, good luck with that.
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Mal) What is in those drums?
Jayne) Reaver Chow.
Mal) Huh?
Jayne) They have a Reaver petting zoo here, they let me adopt a Rescue Reaver.
Mal) Huh?
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Serenity's first job.
Vendor: That's 200 crates of produce. Here is your 150 credits.
Mal: Going legit is boring. I'm robbing the bank on the way out of town.
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Quote:
Originally posted by BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM:
Hey Mal,on Earth that was there were only six cheeses needed to win Trivial Pursuit...on this rock, you need twelve and the pieces are gorram ENORMOUS!!
With the grace of age, commander, we learn to accept.NOTIFY: Y | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Hey all, one last day to get your best captions in!
Voting will start tomorrow for this round's winner!
You've saved your best for last, so keep 'em comin!
BWAH! 
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Jayne: MaaaAAAAAL!
Mal(to self): Every gorram carnival, he's gotta start screamin' my name...
Mal(to Jayne): What is it now, Jayne?
Jayne: Can I get your vote?
Mal: For what, Verbena Prom Queen?
Jayne: For killin' the bastard that done singed my turtle I won playin' the Caption Tightpants game.
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P.S. You know you're a hardcore Browncoat if you know "Verbena" and "bastard singed my turtle", just sayin'! ;)
BWAH!
TCM
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