CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #56
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Tuesday, October 21, 2014 04:36
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Tim) How much is this helicopter shot costing us?
Joss) WHO CARES! I'M BRILLIANT!
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Mal: Jayne, I said get you, me, an' Zoe new gun barrels...what the hell is this?
Jayne: Uh, 3 barrels of guns...
Mal: Huh. I take back every unkind word I ever said about your character.
Jayne: Really?!
Mal: No.
BWAH! 
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Mal) Look, I bought 3 drums, they were on sale.
Jayne) But they're empty...and used.
Mal) But they were on sale.
Jayne) But they're...
Mal) THEY WERE ON SALE!
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Mal: "Jayne, help me with these barrels."
Jayne: "Drums."
Mal: "What's the difference?"
Jayne: "About 13 gallons."
Mal: "When did you get so smart?"
Jayne: "I watch Fraggle Ro..Um...Hey, I know things!!"
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Simon) Come quick, there's a guy over there that has something from earth there was, a 2007 Chevrolet.
Mal) What's the big hurry?
Simon) It's been recalled.
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Quote:
Originally posted by WHOZIT:
Simon) Come quick, there's a guy over there that has something from earth there was, a 2007 Chevrolet.
Mal) What's the big hurry?
Simon) It's been recalled.
Now see, if you had said "Ford" or "Hyundai" instead of "Chevy" then the Chevy-owning Caption Thread Creator might have found that funny ;P
BWAH!
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Mal: "How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?"
Jayne: "How?"
Mal: "You can drive a golf ball 200 yards."
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:Quote:
Originally posted by WHOZIT:
Simon) Come quick, there's a guy over there that has something from earth there was, a 2007 Chevrolet.
Mal) What's the big hurry?
Simon) It's been recalled.
Now see, if you had said "Ford" or "Hyundai" instead of "Chevy" then the Chevy-owning Caption Thread Creator might have found that funny ;P
BWAH!
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Last I checked, GM is recalling every car they've built since 1974.
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Mal: "Okay, all we need now is a ride."
Zoe: "All they have are old GMC's with Cappison 38's."
Mal: "Okay, we walk."
(Sorry TCM, last one!) 
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Quote:
Originally posted by MUTT999:
Mal: "Okay, all we need now is a ride."
Zoe: "All they have are old GMC's with Cappison 38's."
Mal: "Okay, we walk."
(Sorry TCM, last one!)
LoL! Ok, well at least you guys get kudos for holding your ground, chiseled jaws or no. ;P
(for what it's worth, I did chuckle at them both, I'm not a monster) ;)
BWAH!
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