Anniversary of first Mars landing

POSTED BY: JEWELSTAITEFAN
UPDATED: Monday, February 23, 2026 17:07
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JEWELSTAITEFAN

Tuesday, July 22, 2014 3:56 AM

I didn't have internet access yesterday, so I'm surprised nobody mentioned the anniversary of such a notable event and achievement in human history, at least in the eyes of libtards.

Too bad they only planted that one flag - they should have planted 58, one for each State.

AURAPTOR

Tuesday, July 22, 2014 4:05 AM

Did Sheila Jackson Lee's office at least tweet out a congratulatory message ?

JONGSSTRAW

Tuesday, July 22, 2014 9:55 PM

They went to Mars? I thought they went to Uranus. Damn, I hate it when that happens!

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Wednesday, July 23, 2014 2:43 AM

Been thinking about the lesser known States - don't recall any Obamination website listing them. Should we guess?
Was one Kenyania or Kenyalina?
Don't think one was Unobtanium, how about Nonexistia?
Surely Jesse Jackson explained to him that Hymietown was an entire State, not just a burg.
Remember New Africa?
And South Alaska, as well as East Alaska?
New Canada?
What was the other one?

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Originally posted by Jongsstraw:
They went to Mars? I thought they went to Uranus. Damn, I hate it when that happens!

No, you hate it when it's Uranus.

JEWELSTAITEFAN

Wednesday, August 13, 2014 3:10 AM

Is the other one Handwavium? Or maybe Noflagston?

JAYNEZTOWN

Monday, February 23, 2026 5:07 PM

Why haven’t humans been back to the moon in over 50 years?
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/nc-man-reported-missing-shot-18262
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