Worst Sci-Fi Ever.
POSTED BY: Quicksand
UPDATED: Friday, January 31, 2025 09:07
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Originally posted by TheGreyJedi:
An MST3K number called Space Mutiny. It includes Battlestar Galactica rip-offs! And it's terrible! A lot!
"And these three remain: Faith, Hope, and Love. And the greatest of these Love."
i actually have this episode on VCD. it is hilarious! from the bad 80s stuff (hairdos, hula hoops and music) to the middle age woman supposedly playing the "hot chick" role. i swear she was in her 40s to the crew member who gets killed and then comes back in a later scene! outrageous! who writes these things? some of the best one liners in all MST3K, though:
"is this the man?"
"why no sir, YOU da man."
slays me every time. or how about:
"christmas comes to santa this year"
killer.
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Originally posted by CapnRahn:
but as a wise man once said - "Opinions vary" - heh, now where is that line from? I know, do you?!
road house. do not ask me how i know.
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How about "Killer Clowns from Outer Space"
To kill em shoot their noses off!
And how about the old saturday afternoon venue"Jason of Star Command"
ARK 2 with jetpacks and monkeys?
(Not terrifying space monkeys tho...just wee ones in suits who follow around the cast thru an apopcalyptic aftermath)
STARLOST
A item I think the directors of the show should answer for with their lives:
Why...Oh Why God.....Whenever the cast encoutered high tech enemies did they leave the gorram frickkin lasers behind and keep on with the damn crossbow!!!
And how about land of the lost?
Good Ol' marshall, Will and Holly, on their routine expedition....meet the greatest earthquake ever known and fall into the land of the lost...complete with the Sleestak!
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Originally posted by Joe:
Battlefield Earth is classed as a religious film, since it was made by a Scientoligist, for Scientoligists and is just as fucked up as a religion.
I'd disagree. While the film WAS unquestionably a pile of filth, I saw no connection with scientilogy in either the film OR the book (which I quite enjoyed.. but not enough to touch anything ELSE written by Hubbard with a ten foot pole).
Now... I'm surprised no one has mentioned Wing Commander, whose only redeeming quality was that there was an Episode 1 trailer attached to it in the theater.
"FOX! Where the shit hits the fans." - Tim Minear
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I'm surprised Enterprise hasn't been mentioned more often. Star Trek sunk with Voyager, but it hit bottom with Enterprise.
Worst sci-fi movie: My vote's on Highlander 2.
Can't Take My Gorram Sky 
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OK...Star Trek. All Star Trek (except Wrath of Khan). Talk about boring crap. Every episode of everyone of their 10 billion different series is the same show. And I hate the happy pretty little future it portrays. No one goes hungry cause you just mash a button and poof. Also that reamake of BSG...I mean come on the Cylons are hot chicks?
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I just remembered a series in the mid 90s....War of the Worlds. Surposedly, carrying on from were the 1953 movie left off, yeah right!
Jared Martin, and Adrian Paul (yes the same Adrian Paul from the Highlander series) were in it. Some others too.
It seemed to go on for ever, did it ever end? Maybe its still being made somewhere for the Acme sci-fi channel?
Yep..........................that went well!
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Hi from a newbie.
With respect to two actors I usually enjoy (Angela Bassett and James Spader), I'd like to add "Supernova" to the list.
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Let me just weigh in here with Time Tunnel. I think it was in the mid-60s and oh. my. god. is it ever bad.
Space:1999 was pretty bad, too. And then there's Galactica 1980... 
Nebari mental cleansing doesn't get the tough stains out.
In the immortal words of Socrates, "I drank what?"
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I have to nominate Jason X as one of the worst sci-fi movies out there.
"It's called a Laance, Helllooo!"
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