Jayne and River
POSTED BY: DRJEKYLL
UPDATED: Monday, June 16, 2014 19:38
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Ok, hello.
si shen
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I think Jayne has a better perception of River now. Not crazy person anymore, he now knows she was the only one who did know what was going on, and now hen finally knows that too.
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I think Jayne has a better perception of River now. Not crazy person anymore, he now knows she was the only one who did know what was going on, and now hen finally knows that too.
Based on his haiku comment in the new comics and the scathing look River gives him, I think there's no love lost between those two. Their attitude towards each other is still pretty much just contempt.
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I kinda vote for Jayne and Simon. Together. As a couple.
Well, it'd probably be less of a disaster than other Jayne pairing possibilities I can think of. The absolute bottom of the barrel (literally) being Jayne x beer x gun.
Poor Kaylee though, all those pretty boys and none of them for her.
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None of the crew has or ever will have eyes for Jayne. I believe he sleeps with a blowup doll under his bunk.
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None of the crew has or ever will have eyes for Jayne. I believe he sleeps with a blowup doll under his bunk.
si shen
<_<
His guns have girl names, they have long cylindrical holes in them, and probably not all of them have rifling inside. He thought that Vera was a fair trade for a real woman. Also, he has all the cleaning kit lubrication stuff he needs right there.
Just saying. I don't think any of us really want to know much more than that.
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None of the crew has or ever will have eyes for Jayne. I believe he sleeps with a blowup doll under his bunk.
si shen
<_<
His guns have girl names, they have long cylindrical holes in them, and probably not all of them have rifling inside. He thought that Vera was a fair trade for a real woman. Also, he has all the cleaning kit lubrication stuff he needs right there.
Just saying. I don't think any of us really want to know much more than that.
Point taken.
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Point taken.
si shen
The whole thing about trying to trade Vera for Saffron becomes even more funny and awful if you interpret it this way.
And is probably what started Mal thinking Jayne probably does fetishize his weapons like that and why he figures Jayne shooting himself in the pelvis is the most likely way he'd go.
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