The Thread With No Name
POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Tuesday, December 23, 2025 18:42
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I broke a thousand laws
Before I met you
I'll break a thousand more, baby
Before I am through
I wanna be Koch's pretty baby
Koch and Koch's alone
I'm here to tell ya honey
That I'm Boehner to the bone
Boehner to the bone
B-B-B-Boehner
B-B-B-Boehner
B-B-B-Boehner
Boehner to the bone
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There once was a Kenyan named Obama
Who came to America for a white mama
He met a nudie mag poser
And he proceeded to bone her
Tho' she just wanted a sperm donor.
Nine months later a baby was born
But that child became an object of scorn
So off to Indonesia she took young Barack
'Cause nobody there cared that he was black.
He studied Islam and martial arts too
He smoked lots of weed with the village guru
Returning to America he realized his dream
To play basketball like the Laker's Kareem.
His mom died at too early an age
So living with Grandma would be the next stage
Then off to college where he did coke and more weed
From organizer to Senator to President indeed
A hell of a story, the country's idiot half agreed.
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Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
Oh, I'm a Rappywhack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I post all day.
CHORUS: He's a Rappywhack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he posts all day.
I cut down Story, I beat on Sig,
I piss on dumb Chriss-y.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
For more anti-Obama stories.
Rappetts: He cuts down Story, he beats on Sig,
He pisses on dumb Chriss-y..
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
For more anti-Obama stories.
CHORUS
I cut down Story, I skip the facts,
I like to press wild crap.
I put on patriot's clothing,
And truth just takes a nap.
Rappetts: He cuts down Story, he skips the facts,
He likes to press wild crap.
He puts on patriot's clothing
And truth just takes.... a nap???????
CHORUS
I chop down Sig, I hate the Left,
They think they stand so tall.
I wish I'd been an interrogator
So I could waterboard them all.
CHORUS
All: He's a Rappywhack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy..... (BONG)
I LOVE THIS!!
Well done. Maybe my favorite post here, evah!
“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'”? Isaac Asimov
Americans killed under Obama due to "intelligence failures": 4
Americans killed under Bush due to "intelligence failures": 7000+
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Quote:Toss in a few "n-words." You know you want to...
Originally posted by Jongsstraw:
There once was a Kenyan named Obama
Who came to America for a white mama
He met a nudie mag poser
And he proceeded to bone her
Tho' she just wanted a sperm donor.
Nine months later a baby was born
But that child became an object of scorn
So off to Indonesia she took young Barack
'Cause nobody there cared that he was black.
He studied Islam and martial arts too
He smoked lots of weed with the village guru
Returning to America he realized his dream
To play basketball like the Laker's Kareem.
His mom died at too early an age
So living with Grandma would be the next stage
Then off to college where he did coke and more weed
From organizer to Senator to President indeed
A hell of a story, the country's idiot half agreed.
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Well, you can tell by the way I use my balk,
I'm a partisan man: no time to talk.
Left or Right the bullshit's warm,
I've been this obtuse
Since I was born.
And now it's all right. It's OK.
You see things another way.
But I can't try to understand
Climate changes' input by man.
Whether you're a Rappy or whether you're just scrappy,
You're sayin' a lie, sayin' a lie.
Feel the party breakin' and everybody shakin',
And we're sayin' a lie, sayin' a lie.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, sayin' a lie, sayin' a lie.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, sayin' a lie.
Well now, I sink low to feel this high,
And if I can't get either, I really try.
Got distortion of horsecrap on my shoes.
I dance around the facts so I just can't lose.
You know it's all right. It's OK.
I'll twist the tale another way.
We can't try to understand
The Corporate Worlds' effect on man.
Whether you're a Lobby or whether it's your hobby,
You're sayin' a lie, sayin' a lie.
Feel the party breakin' and everybody shakin',
And we're sayin' a lie, sayin' a lie.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, sayin' a lie, sayin' a lie.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, sayin' a lie.
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I'm going to name this thread...Steve.
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Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
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Quote:
Originally posted by JEWELSTAITEFAN:
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.
His name is...Steve.
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We're off to see the blizzard, The Wonderful Blizzard of Ours
We heat the sea for you and me, and create the Earth that was
If ever, oh ever a biz there was, the rape of the planet is one because
Because, because, because, because, because
Because of no deforestation laws!
We're off to see the blizzard, in the brand new Ice Age we will cause.
do do do do do do do do do do do
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Quote:
Originally posted by chrisisall:
We're off to see the blizzard, The Wonderful Blizzard of Ours
We heat the sea for you and me, and create the Earth that was
If ever, oh ever a biz there was, the rape of the planet is one because
Because, because, because, because, because
Because of no deforestation laws!
We're off to see the blizzard, in the brand new Ice Age we will cause.
do do do do do do do do do do do
Nancy Reagan said "just say no", you did not...Steve.
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