CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #51
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Friday, January 17, 2014 22:41
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I bet everyone has been glued to their screens waiting on the results for the last round of voting? Or not, as no one has to adhere to an attendance policy. :P But nonetheless, a regular winner in Caption Tightpants has stuck it to you and won another round!
Congrats BOBSC on a pretty hi-larious caption that will stick with us for years to come! (sorry, that last one was unintentional) ;)
Now on to newer and shinier captions that may (or may not) involve crotch jokes...
INARA: Oh no, I'm not falling for the old "weapon in my holster" line...again.
Guess I'm not helping erect new standards *snerk*, I'm leaving that up to y'all...
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Gratz BOBSC!!
Inara: "I taught 56 different faces. This is #17."
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That was a fun round. Thanks to those who voted.
Mal: We'll be back in the air, soon as we finish burning Jayne's mattress, bedding and most of his clothes.
Inara: Now you know why I don't service crew.
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Congrats BOBSC
Morena) Whozit's captions have sucked lately so we set him on fire.
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A scene from the upcoming movie: "Serenity Valley Girl"
Mal: "So, you wanna dance?"
Inara: "Chwee Ni Duh! Like, in another life! Fer sure!"
Mal: "Yeah, I didn't either. I was just taking a poll."
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Morena) The bad news is that this is a book burning, the good news is they only burn "50 Shades of Grey" and anything written by Paul Reiser.
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Mal: Can I interest you in a Big Damn S'more?
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The alternate ending to Safe
Inara: I really liked Simon and River.
Mal: Yeah me too. Shame we were late.
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And because I'm going to the Special Hell...
Mal: Why does this book burning smell like bacon?
Inara: Because it's a Shepherd Book burning...
BWAH! 
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