CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #50

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, November 21, 2013 11:35
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TENTHCREWMEMBER

Monday, October 7, 2013 10:44 PM

BOOKONBOARDCOMPUTERSYSTEM has returned to winning ways with a sure-to-be-classic entry! Congrats, BOBSC!

So wait, does that mean Wash is undead now? Maybe it's a subhumanly fashion? LoL! Anyway, here's a little scene from the Serenity: Downtime comic with Jayne and Simon (and, if you look close: Kaylee and Book, too!)

SIMON: Now, Jayne, what'd I tell you about touching my sister?
JAYNE(shakily): That...that...it was manly and...and...and impulsive?
SIMON: Yes, only the exact words I used was: Don't.

Ok, Captioneers, put on your Tightpants and have good caption!

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Tuesday, October 8, 2013 3:29 AM

Thanks to those who voted

Jayne: Oh crap Doc. My John Thomas did pop off.

Simon: I warned you about all that time in your bunk.

WHOZIT

Tuesday, October 8, 2013 3:54 AM

Congrats BOBSC

Jayne) Where are you going to stick me with that?

Simon) In a fleshy part.

Jayne) Which fleshy part?

Simon) Your right testical.

MUTT999

Tuesday, October 8, 2013 5:02 AM

Gratz BOBSC!

Jayne: "Doc, this gonna hurt?!"
Simon: "Just a tiny prick."
Jayne: "Well, yeah, I know. But the needle, is it gonna hurt?!"

MUTT999

Tuesday, October 8, 2013 5:54 AM

Simon: "I can't find my small needles, so this huge one will have to do."
Kaylee: "Shepherd, did you.....?
Book: "I'll put 'em back tomorrow. Lord knows we need a laugh now and then!"

WHOZIT

Tuesday, October 8, 2013 6:07 AM

Book) This is better then that puppet show we saw at the carnival last week.

WHOZIT

Wednesday, October 9, 2013 4:00 AM

Simon) The warning lable says to seek medical attention if it lasts for more than four hours.

Jayne) Just wait a few more minutes! It may go down by itself!

Book) You usually have to pay good money to see great comedy like this.

Kaylee) Wow, Jayne should have to get a permit for that thing.

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Monday, October 14, 2013 4:11 AM

Honestly people, does this even NEED a caption?

BOOKONBOARDSYSTEMCOM

Tuesday, October 15, 2013 9:00 PM

Jayne: It's itchy

Simon: Congratulations, forth venereal disease this month. One more punch on your card and the next one is free.

MUTT999

Wednesday, October 16, 2013 4:25 AM

Simon: "So, you say you're still seeing speech bubbles when you talk to others?"
Jayne: "No! No! I'm fine! Not seein' them anymore Doc, I'm good!"
Kaylee: "Jayne never could lie worth a lick!"

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