THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #125 - Bringing up the Bard!
POSTED BY: CUNNINGORANGETOQUE
UPDATED: Monday, April 22, 2013 21:35
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Take the wittness to the breakroom and buy him a cup of coffee, keep him busy for atleast 15 to 20 minutes so I have enough time to take a dump in his hat.
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I'm going to try something I saw on "Dragnet", when we go back in there you play the good cop and I'll slam his head against the wall until blood comes out of his ears.
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"Bullet in the brainpan -- squish!"
bun
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Listen to me, what I'm going to tell you is important. Don't panic and for God's sake don't over make ANY sudden moves....your fly is open.
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"Don't look or do anything, 'cos you'll only agitate 'em, but we're under attack down below here."
"Is that what's tickling?"
bun
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Nathan: "No, Schrödinger was the scientist, not the cat. Let me start again...."
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It's Easter so I got you a chocolate bunny, I left it on your desk.
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We're all set, the Chiefs birthday cake and presents are in the breakroom. You go get him and bring him to the breakroom, when he walks in everyone will yell happy birthday and then I'll wack him with a shovel.
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Quote:
"Test results are in..."
bun
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