Soylent is (for) People!

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6IXSTRINGJACK

Friday, March 15, 2013 2:43 PM

Tastes like Chicken!

Who am I to say this is wrong? My current daily diet of frozen pizza and/or spaghetti without meat and/or peanut butter sandwiches and/or microwave popcorn along side of my daily average intake of 1 pack of smokes and 6 beers has left me in near dire circumstances. At the same time, none of it was really that "great".....

I sure do miss my Mom's and my Grandma's cooking when I lived in their houses. Between that diet and 10 years of age, I felt 50 years younger back then.

That's my only argument against eating this soylent snot.....

Sure, nothing I could ever prepare would probably ever justify the lack of nutrients on top of the loads of bad things over this disgusting nutritional option. But... if you've ever tasted my Grandma's homemade lasagna, I don't reckon you'd ever find a case for replacing food with this crap that would hold any amount of water.

Sure, if you look at food consumption like I look at nicotene consumption, what's the difference, right?

But when you talk to true tobacco enthusiasts that purchase the high end pipe tobacco and smoke it once or twice a day through a pipe without inhaling, they look down at people like me as pheasants who are only looking to use tobacco as a means of a quick nicotine injection into the blood stream. I can't argue that fact either. I'd sure love to drink me some Three Floyd's or Sprecher's micro brew beer on a regular basis because they taste wonderful and give you a different "high", I'm on such a tight budget that I'd rather get my drunk on with foul tasting 30 packs of the poor-man's variety.

30 beers for 14 bucks, or 6 beers for 13 bucks?????

F-k... I hate being poor....

BYTEMITE

Friday, March 15, 2013 3:50 PM

Supposedly humans taste like pork. But there are some differences. The blood is really the big flavour adder, plus the meat becomes nauseatingly greasy and smelly when you cook it. So, definitely eat humans raw.

6IXSTRINGJACK

Friday, March 15, 2013 4:00 PM

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Originally posted by BYTEMITE:
Supposedly humans taste like pork. But there are some differences. The blood is really the big flavour adder, plus the meat becomes nauseatingly greasy and smelly when you cook it. So, definitely eat humans raw.

Hehe... Not that I've ever had the opportunity to indulge, but if the Jew's taught us anything (ask PN), it's that we shouldn't eat pork.

Taking that a step further, after I just laid out my daily/weekly diet in my last post, do you really think for a second that you'd want to find out what extra crispy bacon strips off of me tasted like, let alone how bad for you they might be?

For years I kidded myself that the reason that I don't get bit by mosquitoes was because of good karma because I let spiders out of my house/work instead of killing them like everyone else. I'm sure the real reason is that they land on my skin thinking I'm food, they sniff around a bit, and then they realize that the blood inside me is just as dead as my soul.

Man I hate looking for a job. I miss the days when I was high 24/7 outside of work and made a good living and was still fun at parties.... :(

BYTEMITE

Friday, March 15, 2013 9:46 PM

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Man I hate looking for a job. I miss the days when I was high 24/7 outside of work and made a good living and was still fun at parties.... :(

I used to miss high school and how I never see any of my old friends anymore.

But then I realized that due to my psychiatric meds I was kind of a total obnoxious moron back in high school, and that I also don't really want to deal with my friend's kids and their husbands, so I guess I'm in an okay place after all.

I think as people grow older the partying and maintaining relationships you've outgrown becomes less important. And work NEVER becomes important. So you have to find something else that IS important to you to fill the gap.

RIONAEIRE

Friday, March 15, 2013 11:16 PM

I don't miss high school. The only thing I miss from that time in my life is seeing my Jennifer every day. And a part of me misses choir, but that was a long time ago and that part of my life is long done. I also miss Rachie and what we had, but she lived across the road so had nothing to do with high school. I don't miss anyone else from high school. I had friends but we don't run in the same circles anymore so we'd have nothing in common today. And crap, going to school everyday? No thanks, I served my time already.

"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya

KWICKO

Friday, March 15, 2013 11:56 PM

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Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:

For years I kidded myself that the reason that I don't get bit by mosquitoes was because of good karma because I let spiders out of my house/work instead of killing them like everyone else. I'm sure the real reason is that they land on my skin thinking I'm food, they sniff around a bit, and then they realize that the blood inside me is just as dead as my soul.

I don't get bit by mosquitoes either. I joke that it's because my blood is far too toxic, but that might not be far from the truth. 2, 4, 5T stays in the blood for life, it seems, and bonds to DNA.

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero

"I was wrong" - Hero, 2012

Mitt Romney, introducing his running mate: "Join me in welcoming the next President of the United States, Paul Ryan!"

Rappy's response? "You're lying, gullible ( believing in some BS you heard on msnbc ) or hard of hearing."

MAL4PREZ

Saturday, March 16, 2013 12:52 AM

Mosquitoes love me, especially my feet and ankles. Bastards.

I am soooo glad to be decades away from high school! Skipped my 20 year reunion. Will go to 25 because I heard from the few people I am contact with that the bitchy girls where still bitchy to people who don't deserve it. I've made a pact to be there next time to defend and protect. Looking forward to nailing the small-minded small-town girls who never grew up and still judge everyone based on weight. Weeeee!

Bytemite - I am liking your new approach. Your posts are killing me! (That is not an offer to take a bite, even if I am redolent of onions and garlic...)

BYTEMITE

Saturday, March 16, 2013 12:52 AM

So, I'd taste like... human?

What a RIP off.

FREMDFIRMA

Sunday, March 17, 2013 4:33 AM

Actually I am a big fan of the "people kibble" concept, in that it'd be a tremendous boon to the desperately poor - no need for stove, fridge and related expenses of operation, and you could subvert the usual problems with trying to feed the hungry in third world states by dishing out so much of it the bastards nominally "in charge" couldn't possibly carry it all off.

You know who else was a big fan ?
Momofuku Ando - the guy who invented instant ramen, which is dirt cheap, requires no particular skill to cook, bulks/weighs light, all you need is hot water.
Personally I've deified him after the fact, placing him within the pantheon of harvest gods.

-F

6IXSTRINGJACK

Monday, March 18, 2013 7:28 PM

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Originally posted by Kwicko:
Quote:
Originally posted by 6IXSTRINGJACK:

For years I kidded myself that the reason that I don't get bit by mosquitoes was because of good karma because I let spiders out of my house/work instead of killing them like everyone else. I'm sure the real reason is that they land on my skin thinking I'm food, they sniff around a bit, and then they realize that the blood inside me is just as dead as my soul.

I don't get bit by mosquitoes either. I joke that it's because my blood is far too toxic, but that might not be far from the truth. 2, 4, 5T stays in the blood for life, it seems, and bonds to DNA.

"I supported Bush in 2000 and 2004 and intellegence [sic] had very little to do with that decision." - Hero

"I was wrong" - Hero, 2012

Mitt Romney, introducing his running mate: "Join me in welcoming the next President of the United States, Paul Ryan!"

Rappy's response? "You're lying, gullible ( believing in some BS you heard on msnbc ) or hard of hearing."

If I was able to help you in any way, good for you Kwick..... :)

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