It's the End of the World (As We Know It).
POSTED BY: RocketJock
UPDATED: Thursday, December 27, 2012 23:23
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Apparently according to an ancient Mayan Calendar, tomorrow is Doomsday.
(Also, someone named 9-Jaguar-Paw has a dental appointment.)
So, what's your Ragnarok story?
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Buffy: This is how many apocalypses for us now?
Giles: Oh, uh, six at least. Feels like a hundred.
— Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Gift"
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Dr. Peter Venkman: This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Mayor: What do you mean, "biblical"?
Dr. Raymond Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor, real wrath-of-God type stuff. Fire and brimstone coming down from the sky! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...
Winston Zeddmore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human Sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria!
— Ghostbusters
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Well, I can't speak for anyone else, but...
I feel fine.
Excuse me while I soak in all these sweet, sweet conservative tears.
"We will never have the elite, smart people on our side." -- Rick "Frothy" Santorum
"Goram it kid, let's frak this thing and go home! Engage!"
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So, we've had Y2K, 5-5-2000 ( planetary alignment ) , numerous rapture claims by a nutcase preacher, and now 12/21/2012....
When we're still here on Saturday, can we call a moratorium on Armageddon predictions, at least for a couple of decades ?
Or until the end really IS nigh?
"False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil." - Socrates
" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "
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Hello,
Only if 'end of the United States as we know it' can be banned right along with 'end of the World as we know it.'
--Anthony
Note to Self:
Raptor - woman testifying about birth control is a slut (the term applies.)
Context: http://tinyurl.com/d6ozfej
Six - Wow, isn't Niki quite the CUNT? And, yes, I spell that in all caps....
http://tinyurl.com/bdjgbpe
Wulf - Niki is a stupid fucking bitch who should hurry up and die.
Context: http://tinyurl.com/afve3r9
“The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.” -T. S. Szasz
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Originally posted by AnthonyT:
Only if 'end of the United States as we know it' can be banned right along with 'end of the World as we know it.'
Not until Obama is out of office.
HE is the one who said he wanted to FUNDAMENTALLY change this country.
He's doing it, for the worse.
"False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil." - Socrates
" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "
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And as Rappyboy so elegantly illustrates - there will be no shortage in demand for tin-foil hats, even without a looming apocalypse.
Excuse me while I soak in all these sweet, sweet conservative tears.
"We will never have the elite, smart people on our side." -- Rick "Frothy" Santorum
"Goram it kid, let's frak this thing and go home! Engage!"
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Isn't Australia and New Zealand a day ahead of us? Has anyone heard from Magons?
Magons! Come post about your apocalypse day! I am curious how it went down.
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Not gonna happen.
You see, my next work shift starts at 00:01am on 12-21-12.
So I can honestly and without ounce one of irony say it:
NOT ON *MY* WATCH!
-F
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Originally posted by Storymark:
And as Rappyboy so elegantly illustrates - there will be no shortage in demand for tin-foil hats, even without a looming apocalypse.
So ya admit there's something I'm not extremely stupid about, huh?
Interesting.
"False words are not only evil in themselves, but they infect the soul with evil." - Socrates
" I do not love the bright sword for its sharpness, nor the arrow for its swiftness, nor the warrior for his glory. I love only that which they defend. "
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Originally posted by FREMDFIRMA:
Not gonna happen.
You see, my next work shift starts at 00:01am on 12-21-12.
So I can honestly and without ounce one of irony say it:
NOT ON *MY* WATCH!
-F
LOL! Nice.
Excuse me while I soak in all these sweet, sweet conservative tears.
"We will never have the elite, smart people on our side." -- Rick "Frothy" Santorum
"Goram it kid, let's frak this thing and go home! Engage!"
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