Thread of Hideyishness.... We Ain't Ever Leavin'
POSTED BY: mai
UPDATED: Thursday, December 13, 2012 23:07
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But that was my favorite ankle!
Oops, no, no it wasn't. Twas the other one.
Phew. *wipes forehead*
David
'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
http://xkcd.com/386/
"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.
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Here I got you this shiny ankle bracelet to cover up the bit that's been chewed.
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Originally posted by mai:
Here I got you this shiny ankle bracelet to cover up the bit that's been chewed.
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Ooh, Shiny! But why does it say, "Property of Achilles" on the back?
:D
:DDavid
'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
http://xkcd.com/386/
"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.
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Ummm 'cause dead warriors don't need to wear ankle bracelets?
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Originally posted by mai:
Ummm 'cause dead warriors don't need to wear ankle bracelets?
Heel, ankle. Get it?
Anyway here is more of Serenity: The Episode poemified. This is actually a lot harder than Homer made it look.
Six years later Mal floats in space
Jayne gives him the stickyto open the vault
Wash in the cockpit with dinosaurs playing
It's boring up there it isn't his fault
This land we'll rule over proud steg exclaims
T-Rex interjects we'll call it your grave
His inevitable betrayal sudden and grim
Stegosaurus dies loudly his prayer's wont save
An alert sounds as Wash sweeps away dinos
A radar return forboding disaster
Back on the wreck the vault has full pressure
The goods are intact a veritable treasure
An Alliance cruiser bearing right down
Mal, Jayne, and Zoe in the midst of crime
Shut down the ship all but the air
Sweet Kaylee in the engine room shutting off power
On the Alliance ship Dortmunder a captain queries
The ensign replies the carier blew out
No survivors on board they may as well leave
Mal on the wreck worried they'll stop
A man on the cruiser reading his sensors
Picks up a signal residual heat
The Captain orders a full sensor sweep
Mal orders his brigands to make double time
Kaylee and wash prepare to depart
While Mal, Jayne, and Zoe bring on the goods
The Alliance captain disgusted by vultures
Prepares to arrest them before they can fly
But Mal and Wash are prepared for complications
A tricky transmitter calling false distress
The Alliance cruiser takes the proffered bait
Serenity rabbits with engine glowing success
On board Serenity Jayne celebrates their win
A bucaneers joy at booty gained
Mal undoing helmet and walking away
Admits his victory with a world weary sigh
David
'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
http://xkcd.com/386/
"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.
I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident
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Wow. I am impressed! And now I have to go and watch Firefly!!!!
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Back from my Nephew's wedding. Promise i will write more epic Serenity soon.
David
'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
http://xkcd.com/386/
"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.
I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident
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Not more epic poem but epic in it's own way
David
'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.
'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg
http://xkcd.com/386/
"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.
I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident
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That's probably exactly the look my baby will have... especially once she learns that there is no more Firefly!
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