Thread of Hideyishness.... We Ain't Ever Leavin'

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DAVESHAYNE

Tuesday, June 26, 2012 1:19 AM

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Originally posted by mai:

(and and that's as far as I got. I want to apologize for making John Lennon roll over in his grave, pound on the coffin, and begin digging his way to the surface in order to take me out for completely ruining his genius. I am truly sorry zombie Lennon, but you see it was all daveshayne's fault!)

I don't think Lennon is a zombie more likely one of the free willed undead like a wight or a lich or somesuch.

Anyhoo you've left me the chorus so here goes:

You may say I'm a sneezer
And my nose runs on and on
But in a world without pollen
We won't have to say bless you (achoo)

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Wednesday, June 27, 2012 3:13 AM

That's awesome. Must be shared! I love it!

DAVESHAYNE

Thursday, June 28, 2012 3:31 AM

Saw that. And liked it on facebook.

It is going to be excruciatingly hot tomorrow. I hope my boss doesn't actually expect me to do any work. If he does he will be sorely disappointed.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Friday, June 29, 2012 3:42 AM

I vote on quitting work and becoming writers of the poetical.

I got at least 3 likes on fb so that means that we are clearly already famous and everyone will want to by our wonderful words!

DAVESHAYNE

Friday, June 29, 2012 11:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by mai:
I vote on quitting work and becoming writers of the poetical.

I got at least 3 likes on fb so that means that we are clearly already famous and everyone will want to by our wonderful words!

Clearly we are wasting our talents on boring work. We should start on an epic browncoat poem.

This bit will be in the middle somewhere:

Inara rushing in finery clad
Running down the catwalk
After dodging the Vixen
Through the gangway
And down the ladder

Mal on the ground
Stirring not at all
A skip in her heart
As she searches for life

A kiss of elation
As she espies breath
The taste lingers there
Of the balm of the witch
"Oh, you stupid son of a Bi...."

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Saturday, June 30, 2012 9:39 PM

that's really very nice! are doing a single poem for each episode or mingly them together? When I am less throw -upity
I will to watch Firefly and get some new inspiration. We should also do one about all the crazy browncoatites!

DAVESHAYNE

Sunday, July 1, 2012 1:12 AM

I suppose we should probably do them all in order. That's a lot of poemifyin'!

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, July 11, 2012 8:06 PM

Still ruminatin' on the versification of the 'Verse. Will post some soon I'm'a hope.

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

DAVESHAYNE

Wednesday, July 11, 2012 11:36 PM

OK, here is a first stab at the first bit of the first episode retold in maybe not all that great verse. There are no doubt rough spots but this is a bit of a taste.

Hearken now to tales well told
Of Feds and Reavers and Browncoats bold
Of Companions and scoundrels set into verse
We hope that our rhyming won't make it worse

A hard fighting battle in valley Serenity
Browncoats at bay their backs to the walls
Malcolm and Zoe fighting for freedom
A sergeant and corporal hearing the call

Rallying defiance in the face of great odds
Impossible accomplishment the mark of the mighty
Just a while longer and deliverance comes
In the form of air cover all gracefull and flighty

A skiff in the air raining down death
A bold plan of action to shoot it down
Brave Malcolm charges a prayer on his lips
Zoe his backup against guns all around

Uncaring of danger Mal runs for the AA gun
Zoe behind him protecting his ass
Taking the triger he trains the sights
An alliance airship explodes into gas

With great jubilation Mal calls for support
From angels on high with terrible vengeance
Bendis is cowering afraid for his life
His fear out of place too prety to die

A roar in the distance of ships in formation
Mistaken for angels by the hard pressed
Defenders of Hera atop lonely rocks
The order is given to lay down arms

Mal uncomprehending looks out on the field
An eternal instant constructed of loss
Bendis behind him too prety no more
Falls to the ground returning to dust

David

'Begone, sugar-free candy antichrist!' - Nathan Rabin.

'Geeks can't admit that anything worthwhile was invented before 1981. Soon, "making cocoa" will be called "milk hacking."' - Lore Sjoberg

http://xkcd.com/386/

"Don't worry. Captain Hammer will save us." - Penny.

I has myspace - http://www.myspace.com/daveshayneforpresident

MAI

Saturday, July 14, 2012 5:53 AM

Wow. That's a great start. My creative juices are all dried up at the moment. They have been sponged up by the mop of reality! However, as of about two hours ago I turned 33! SO, I'm gonna forget reality for today and maybe just maybe some of that creativity will creep back in.

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