Gonna re-write a Christmas song. Whozit! I need you for this one.
POSTED BY: Bup
UPDATED: Tuesday, December 20, 2011 09:11
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All I can think of is someones nuts roasting on an open fire and shoving my finger up your nose (Jack Frost nipping at you nose, get it?), so I have little to offer....that isn't sick and wrong.
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That is wrong. Is your get up and go gone too? I don't know where mine went.
How about?
Ted's nuts roasting on an open fire.
Whozit's finger up Frosty's nose.
Your Tide colors being hung by a wire...
Okay, Next?
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Originally posted by BUP:
That is wrong. Is your get up and go gone too? I don't know where mine went.
How about?
Ted's nuts roasting on an open fire.
Whozit's finger up Frosty's nose.
Your Tide colors being hung by a wire...
Okay, Next?
...Obama shoots down Santa tonight.
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I bet whozit was a fun child...
In keeping with laundry, I'll go
"Something smells on grandma clothes" for the next line...
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I like
Something smells on Grandma's clothes
Next
Everybody knows Wild Turkey and some mistletoe
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The Christmas Song
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost nipping on your nose,
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir,
And folks dressed up like Eskimos.
Everybody knows a turkey and some mistletoe,
Help to make the season bright.
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow,
Will find it hard to sleep tonight.
They know that Santa's on his way;
He's loaded lots of toys and goodies on his sleigh.
And every mother's child is going to spy,
To see if reindeer really know how to fly.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To kids from one to ninety-two,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very Merry Christmas to you
Although the Verse is black and Fox sucks gose,
A very shiny Christmas to you
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