Gonna re-write a Christmas song. Whozit! I need you for this one.

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UPDATED: Tuesday, December 20, 2011 09:11
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Today while I was out. Yes. I go outside. Shopping. Yes, I go outside and I'm around other people. Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire was playing in the store. Yes, there are stores where I live. Okay...less than ten. Ok, I was in the Dollar General, when I hear CROAOF playing. My mind re-wrote the first line.

Ted's nuts roasting on an open fire. (I don't know who Ted is, but I'll bet that hurts. A lot.)

Give us the next line Whozit.

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I'll skip one for Whoz.

The next one goes:

Your Tide colors being hung on a wire.


Is this like Madlibs for bored adults?

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If you're going to lambast a Christmas "classic", do Paul McCartney's "Wonderful Christmas Time".

It's by far the WORST song ever made, let alone a Christmas song. He'll even admit to that.

I HATE that song, lol

Even more than I hate "Jingle Bell! Jingle Bell! Jing! Jang! el!" by BS....


"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." ~Shepherd Book

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I hate anything that has an overt jangleing bell in it, something about the sound makes me nervous.

I recently heard Darius Ruckers version of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland" and it was nice fresh rendition.

Second favorite? "Rusty Chevrolet" Always...

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Me too Wishimay.
Rust and smoke
The heater's broke
The door just blew away...


They are playing "All I Want For Christmas Is You" and "Santa Baby" constantly. Is there actually a woman out there worth all the crap being asked for in the "Santa Baby" song? I'm not sure anyone should get all of that stuff. No one is that good.

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I don't know if they are still playing it this year, but the Glee versikon of "Last Christmas" and the version from Taylor Swift melted my heart last year.

As much as a rock hard golem and lone wolf as I am, that song really got to me when sung by a woman.

Glee:

Taylor Swift:

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." ~Shepherd Book

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Santa Baby kinda bothers me too, it sounds like it's being sung by a 14 year old who's trying to sound waaaay too sexy...

Ok, since we're postin...

My rusty Chevrolet in my head is truck though...

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Don't Hate on Hootie....

His BK Song was so much better than any Blowfish sing, even Hold My Hand...

Yes... I admit...

As much as I hate consumerism, this commercial post admits that I'm just as prone to it as all of you lol...

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." ~Shepherd Book

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Okay so the first line is...

"Ted's nuts roasting on an open fire"

Would the next line be...

"Jacks nads bursting into flame"?

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Hehe

These nuts are made for roasting.

Have at 'em :)

"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." ~Shepherd Book

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