Throw the nerd down the well
POSTED BY: piratenews
UPDATED: Tuesday, November 22, 2011 00:21
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You have immediate chemistry with an attractive stranger during the zombie apocalypse. What would you do?
1. Not pursue it because we're all gonna die anyway
2. Immediately pledge a lifelong commitment
3. Have lots of meaningless sex
4. Go on a romantic zombie killing rampage together
http://www.amctv.com/shows/talking-dead
About time somebody starting frakkin those hot British supermodels prancin around shootin zombies and rippin em in half.
http://www.amctv.com/shows/the-walking-dead
http://watchthewalkingdeadonline.blogspot.com
BTW Talking is better than Walking.
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I vote for number three. I'm gonna die any minute anyway. Let's die happy.
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2, then immediately and vigorously, 3!
"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya
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2, then immediately and vigorously, 3!
"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya
Someone let loose a wild child here.
That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.
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Have none of you ever SEEN a zombie movie? Acting on impulses like that is a death ticket, guy or girl.
And if you're a female, if you conceive, the child could end up infected by some sort of ambient ghoul vector, and burst out of your uterus and abdominal wall. And you might think the not having teeth thing would stop them, but no, the jaw muscles of a zombified infant can crush bone, they'll have no problem tearing a few chunks off you.
Them's fun times.
Not to mention, you need that energy for running and survival, you're going to be living on starvation rations from any food you can find. We're talking a very limited calorie reserve here. Plus, you can use all that tension for venting frustration on insane cannibals and the hopes for after can give you a good adrenaline boost. It's like Kaylee deciding she wants to live, right? She doesn't jump Simon right there, she starts SHOOTING REAVERS.
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But really, if there's a zombie apocalypse, we're pretty much all screwed, especially if there's cross-species contamination, and there usually is. Ghoul mosquitos. Ghoul butterflies acting like mosquitos. Ghoul cows. Ghoulish plants. Ghoul flies and maggots. Ghoul TAPEWORMS. Basically infected Zombie anything-you-might-consider-eating and parasites too.
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Well if we're all screwed anyway, it will be fine if I get screwed extra. :) Sorry Byte.
Plus if we live, which hopefully we won't, then I'll have a devoted man right there with me and after all the incredible zombie killing hyjinx we've been through together he'll be so in love with me it will all be okay. Did I mention that this hopefully takes place after I get my tubes tied? Because if that hasn't happened yet then I'll have to forgo the vigorous sex, just in case, because reproduction is not on my to do list.
"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya
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DirectTV broadcast a British zombie movie a few weeks ago, Bordello of Blood or something like that (not Tales from the Crypt). A mad scientist was turning hookers into zombies. One of the antiheros of course had to tie a naked zombie hooker down and have sex with it while his mommy watched.
Such is the state of the boob tube these days. Literally.
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Originally posted by RionaEire:
Well if we're all screwed anyway, it will be fine if I get screwed extra. :) Sorry Byte.
Plus if we live, which hopefully we won't, then I'll have a devoted man right there with me and after all the incredible zombie killing hyjinx we've been through together he'll be so in love with me it will all be okay. Did I mention that this hopefully takes place after I get my tubes tied? Because if that hasn't happened yet then I'll have to forgo the vigorous sex, just in case, because reproduction is not on my to do list.
"A completely coherant River means writers don't deliver" KatTaya
If you're getting it on during the zombie apocalypse, your children can be the progenitors of the new race. Sure they might be blind, but then again, the competition is zombies.
That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.
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