CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: AIM TO MISBEHAVE #35
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Monday, November 7, 2011 02:55
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Kaylee (sleepily): Simon, when did you start carring a gun?
Simon (thought bubble): Just happy to see you.
Simon (out loud): (fake snore)ZZZZZZZZZZZ
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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.
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Kaylee dreams of Simon.
Simon dreams of hamsters.
bun
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"Sometimes a girl can be surrounded by too much wood."
"Your mouth is talking. You might want to look to that."
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KAYLEE: (to self) I sure hope nobody comes in to spoil this.
SIMON: (to self) I guess the old sock-on-the-doorknob trick works on Higgins' Moon, too.
bun
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Bartender(OS): "Anyone seen my tribble?"
It was then Simon realized why his back felt wet all night.
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Not only did they fail to notice the tribble, they didn't see the seat was wired for sound.
bun
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Kaylee just loved her new Simon shaped pillow pet.
I do not fear God, I fear the ignorance of man.
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Hey, lots of good entries! Keep 'em comin' folks!
And ShinySahara? This is Caption Tightpants, it can be anything...snarky or otherwise. Personally I like that "no power in the 'verse" caption. :) Nicely done!
TCM
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