CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #34
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Friday, September 2, 2011 17:25
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Oh, why not? Here's a "Cap'n and the Jayne" quote:
Cap'n: Here they come. Jayne, are you ponderin' what I'm ponderin'?
The Jayne: I think so, Cap'n, but if we sell them the ship, what happens to my bunk?
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Quote:
Originally posted by Mendur:
Nathan: Is that a Demon up on the catwalk?
Adam: I told Joss a Buffy crossover was a stupid idea.
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JAYNE: Those guys are dancing, and it ain't a quadrille, like regular folk.
MAL: And they're singing.
JAYNE: Which one do you wanna take out first?
MAL: I'm thinkin' a full-on mow-down, starting at the end of your choice.
bun
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Gratz Ryce!
Jayne: uhhh.... Open, says me!?!
Mal: Jayne, I think u mean...
*whiiirrrzzz-kuchhisszzz*
Mal: hunh, I stand corrected.
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MAL: You know what Schwarzenegger would say here, right?
JAYNE: I got no ruttin' idea, Mal.
--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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That's a good one.
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Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
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JAYNE: What the smurf are they doing in this century?
MAL: I don't know, but if it's blue, shoot it.
bun
(really just for a bump)
My sentiments exactly.
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Mal: There's only one way we are going to get any attention from hotties like that.
Jayne: Take out Simon
Mal: You distract them, set all the matching bags and packages in the far corner on fire. When they run over to save their stuff, I'll shoot Simon and move him out of the way.
Jayne: Okay Mal. But who puts out the fire?
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Great to see you back, asarian!
Hi, bup!
and now a wretched entry for a Sunday morning:
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JAYNE: Mal! Where's the ship? There's a big green space behind us!
MAL: Don't worry, little buddy, they can fix it in post.
bun
having a Gilligan moment, i fear...
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MAL: You reckon all FOX execs sleep hanging from the ceiling like that?
JAYNE: Hey, looks like they got donuts back there...
JAYNE: *grumbles* Times like this, wish I had Vera handy!
MAL: Jayne? Bad enough you decided to break out that AA gun, but I'm pretty sure having a weapon that fires projectiles bigger than your gao wan is a bit overkill for hunting down a little mouse.
JAYNE: *mutters* Wouldn't be able to carry a gun that shoots somethin' big as my John Thomas. Need an Alliance cruiser, maybe....
MAL: *just stares*
"The revenge of the beaten comes in refusing to fall." -- Mal, in "The Losing Side - Chapter 45" by jetflair
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