Stock market tanks- AS I PREDICTED

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THEHAPPYTRADER

Saturday, August 6, 2011 4:41 AM

I have a prediction too. I predict I will get laid by next weekend. I can say this with confidence because I have seen this pattern happen before. Perhaps it will occur because I am the 'alpha as fuck' or maybe because the situation in question was headed in that direction anyway. Regardless, when it happens, it will prove I am a wizard or some such. After all, I predicted the future. I deserve a cookie and so do you

SIGNYM

Saturday, August 6, 2011 5:08 AM

I predict that Happy will be an asshole. Oh, wait... to late!

THEHAPPYTRADER

Saturday, August 6, 2011 5:24 AM

No, no, you gotta predict the future. I can predict that I did not eat breakfast the yesterday but that's too easy. My next prediction is that liberals will continue to blame Bush for our current problems. Actually that one is easier than the breakfast...

My next prediction will have to wait until I can assert it's accuracy after that fact with an air of superiority.

FREMDFIRMA

Saturday, August 6, 2011 5:44 AM

Have you ever considered a career in the National Weather Service, then ?
Cause that's EXACTLY what they do, go back and re-write their "forecast" (which is wrong more than 70% of the time) so it matches what actually happened and then crow about how "accurate" they are...

40% chance of rain, light drizzle my ass, that deluge was so overhwelmingly powerful it saturated and destroyed my raincoat - thankfully I had two backup raincoats, cause being *ridiculously* prepared is, IMHO, part of my job.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrazyPrepared

-Frem

I do not serve the Blind God.

BYTEMITE

Saturday, August 6, 2011 6:18 AM

I don't understand. Predicting the future is a positive experience?

Well, I guess there was the one time I got another cat out of it. Ooh, and the time they made that video game.

But there are things that hurt a person to see, and sometimes, you see them happen twice.

AURAPTOR

Saturday, August 6, 2011 11:22 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheHappyTrader:
I have a prediction too. I predict I will get laid by next weekend. I can say this with confidence because I have seen this pattern happen before. Perhaps it will occur because I am the 'alpha as fuck' or maybe because the situation in question was headed in that direction anyway. Regardless, when it happens, it will prove I am a wizard or some such. After all, I predicted the future. I deserve a cookie and so do you

Have good sex!

THEHAPPYTRADER

Saturday, August 6, 2011 3:32 PM

Sorry, but 'good' sex was not part of the prediction. As always, you prove that everyone who isn't liberal has no greater desire than to spout hatred and put words in other peoples mouth. AURaptor, you should feel ashamed.

But rest assured, if the sex is not good, it is clearly the fault of the other party, who could not see the future as clearly as I do.

BYTEMITE

Saturday, August 6, 2011 3:46 PM

Don't yell at Kaylee, she is little and sensitive.

NIKI2

Saturday, August 6, 2011 4:11 PM

Good one, Byte! However, reading his posts, I am guessing Happy was being sarcastic, not serious, in most of what he wrote. Am I wrong, Happy? Seems to me that tempers are running high enough that people are "reading" Raptor into stuff that isn't intended that way.

Heaven knows I could be wrong, but what he writes seems almost "Mincing" to me. And if it WAS sarcasm, Happy, you're following in good footsteps and doing a right fine job of it, since you "got 'em good"--they bought into it.

Of course, if I AM wrong, you're an asshole.

Either way, I DO agree with your first post, Happy, that there's a lot more to it than just the debt ceiling. Nonetheless, I think it's contributory, and in my opinion, everyone's so afraid of the "D" word that nobody's admitting we're on the brink of, if not IN, a depression already. Cutting spending with no revenue pretty much guarantees it, to me, given it's happened in the past.

Hippie Operative Nikovich Nikita Nicovna Talibani,
Contracted Agent of Veritas Oilspillus, code name “Nike”,
signing off

THEHAPPYTRADER

Saturday, August 6, 2011 5:23 PM

Of course, Mincing is my sockpuppet, but don't tell anyone because I haven't informed him of this yet.

It was sarcasm, but the first two post might have been edited by Captain Morgan... anyhow, it is what it is, and maybe a bit assholish too.

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