CAPTION TIGHTPANTS: Aim to Misbehave #34
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Friday, September 2, 2011 17:25
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JAYNE: What the smurf are they doing in this century?
MAL: I don't know, but if it's blue, shoot it.
bun
(really just for a bump)
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Having lost their main sightseeing draw with the destruction of the Jayne statue, the Mudders erected another one.
"Your mouth is talking. You might want to look to that."
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Jayne: Ahhh, what's up Cap?
Mal: Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm huntin' weavers.
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Nathan & Adam attempt to storm the "Cowboys & Aliens" premiere after-party
bun
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JAYNE: Did you just feel a bump?
MAL: Must be that Floraldoofus again, toying with the thread so we don't go past the Rim.
bun
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Thanks all!!! No witty ideas this time around, but I love citizen's!
Quote:
Jayne: Ahhh, what's up Cap?
Mal: Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm huntin' weavers.
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
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Agreed, that's a vewwy good one.
This bumps it again.
I fear browncoats are running dry.
Please y'all prove me wrong.
bun
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Jayne: Are you sure all four got their "Monthly visitor" at the same time?
(O/T) That brings to mind an as yet unposted bit of my fic, "Unlikely Bedfellows", in which Zoe's discussing certain health issues with Simon:
"Until the Alliance invented Femilon and started sellin' it to the public," she grinned, "I used to get cramps real bad. Coupla boys in the army picked up on my schedule, stayed well clear of me when I was due."
(Femilon's really just extra-strength ibuprofen, but the gorram Alliance ain't gonna tell anyone that, are they?)
Simon just barely managed to keep a straight face as he replied, "A woman with PMT, combat training and a weapon...hmm, very sensible boys, obviously, with keen survival instincts."
Zoe proved she had a genuine sense of humour by not taking offence; her grin broadened.
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Mal: Okay Jayne, we're ready to rescue Vera from those evil space monkeys.
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
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MAL: Okay, who twittered up the Firefly flash-mob?
JAYNE: Nobody. Those aren't Reaver costumes they're sportin'
bun
not lady gaga meat-dresses either
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