Who wrote this parody?
POSTED BY: Anonymouse
UPDATED: Wednesday, August 17, 2011 07:25
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Take my wife, won't you please
See me beg on bended knees
If she stays, I can tell
I'm going to that special Hell
Wore the wreath, drank the wine
The dancing it was mighty fine
Should'a took the stick instead
Gorram! She's naked in my bed
Flirts with everyone she sees
She's just a Serenitease
So come on and take my wife, please!
- the reason I'm asking is because I want to put this on a T-shirt, but I can't do that without crediting the writer. Well, I can, but I won't. I just thought it was so hysterical it deserved to be shared. I can't even remember where I found it.
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Geezer?
http://www.fireflyfans.net/sunroomitem.asp?i=12568
That's what a ship is, you know - it's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails, that's what a ship needs.
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You want to use it, that's fine with me. I'd be delighted to see it out in the 'verse some day.
Might want to change the last line to:
"So somebody take my wife, please!"
Scans a bit better.
"Keep the Shiny side up"
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Yay! Thanks, Geezer! Full credit will appear on the T-shirt! And I've now found the other versions, too! I think Jayne's version will be going on another T-shirt!
As for the last line - no, I think it fits. I'll think about it, though.
One last edit: why didn't you do one for Simon, or Book, or - most especially - Kaylee?
Can't stop the signal!
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