Firefly Quotes

POSTED BY: wolfe426
UPDATED: Wednesday, September 15, 2004 11:59
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WOLFE426

Sunday, August 8, 2004 7:22 PM

Jayne: You know what the chain of command is? It's a chain I go get and beat you with till you understand who's in ruttin' command here. Now, we're finishing this deal and then maybe, maybe we'll come back for those morons who got themselves caught. You can't change that by gettin' all ... "bendy."

Walsh: All what?

Jayne: You got the -- the light from the console ... to keep you -- lift you up. Oh they shine like ... little angels

Walsh: Did he just go all crazy and fall asleep?

SGTGUMP

Sunday, August 8, 2004 7:38 PM

"You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed." - Mal

STATIC

Sunday, August 8, 2004 10:20 PM

Hey, people LOVE those!

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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."

ANNIK

Sunday, August 8, 2004 10:23 PM

"I'll show HER I've got man-parts!"

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

WOLFE426

Monday, August 9, 2004 5:03 PM

Simon: Taste's real good ...

Jayne: Smell's like crotch!

Kaylee: JAYNE?!!!

Jayne: Well, it does.

ANNIK

Monday, August 9, 2004 5:31 PM

Jayne: "Let's see, let me do the math: 10 per cent of nothing is, ... (mumble) carry the zero ...(mumble) ... "

Cheers,
Annik
... my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

THALOS

Tuesday, August 10, 2004 8:06 PM

"Why did y'all order a dead guy for?" Jayne

"Whoa, good Bible."

LADYDISDAIN

Wednesday, August 11, 2004 2:29 AM

Bwaaa.

WOLFE426

Thursday, August 12, 2004 12:57 PM

Jayne: Shake your head, boy. Your eyes are stuck! Git!

SGTGUMP

Thursday, August 12, 2004 2:25 PM

"Jayne, you're scaring the women." - Zoe

SHINY4004

Wednesday, August 25, 2004 7:26 PM

See quote below.

"Oh I'm going to the special hell."-Mal

FEMALEJAYNE

Wednesday, August 25, 2004 7:46 PM

That was adlibed :D One of Jayne best lines, but he has so many. (It's Wash tho)

With Hope because love is nothing without hope.

MANTICHORUS

Wednesday, September 15, 2004 11:59 AM

My favourite discussion ever, from Ois...

JAYNE: "Anybody remember her comin' at me with a butcher's knife?"

WASH: "Wacky fun."

JAYNE(annoyed): "You wanna go, little man?"

WASH(flippantly): "Only if it's someplace with candlelight."

ZOE: "Sir, I know she's unpredictable, but I don't think she'd harm anyone--"

JAYNE: "Butcher's knife!"

ZOE: "--Anyone we can't spare."

Thanks to [url] http://twiztv.com/scripts/firefly/firefly110.htm [/url] for the exact quote.
Where does Hakon keep 'em here, anyhow?

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MAL: "Well, look at this! Appears them boys at Fox have decided to cancel us. What does that make them?"
ZOE: "Big damn idiots, sir."
MAL: "Ain't they just."
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"The essence of anarchy is constant surprise." Lao-Tse.