futuristic lesbianism

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CAPTAINHARBATKIN

Thursday, August 5, 2004 1:05 PM

As Wierd Jeff said on COUPLING (the real BBC show, not the American abomination), when asked why men found lesbian sex so attractive:

"Lesbians are WONDERFUL. You get 4 breasts! Two guest breasts and two you can take home with you!"

Of course, actually, you get 4 breasts, NONE of which you can take home with you. Of course, speaking of porn as a purely VISUAL medium, which, for most of us it IS, we can' take any of it home anyway, so 4 is better than 2.

As for Inara and the councilor, there's no evidence that any thing particularly SEXUAL actually occurred. I mean, as far as what we see and hear of the event, it could have been a bit of massage, you know, and maybe a bit of chat.

Just like at the massage parlor in the ratty mobile home at the edge of town with all the semi-trucks parked behind it. These guys need back rubs...

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...they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their
clothing - and if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.
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TJACK

Thursday, August 5, 2004 8:02 PM

Let's not over-think this folks, a thousand years ago, or five hundred years from now. Guys just like this stuff.

When faced with a moral question I ask myself; "What would The Lone Ranger do?"

FIREFLEW

Friday, August 6, 2004 1:21 AM

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Originally posted by Tjack:
Let's not over-think this folks

When faced with a moral question I ask myself; "What would The Lone Ranger do?"

I think this phrase could be uttered in almost EVERY discussion here

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The point is, we've got - relatively speaking - little to work off for judging the Firefly Universe. Therefore, we've gotta overthink everything

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Where else would people discuss discarded food labels from cans?

Jayne: "Know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I beat you with till you understand who's in command."

TRUTHSEEKER

Friday, August 6, 2004 3:52 AM

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Originally posted by Tjack:
Let's not over-think this folks, a thousand years ago, or five hundred years from now. Guys just like this stuff.

So true! Tell a guy you're bisexual, and it's automatic: his eyes go glassy, and his blood heads south. He might make a valiant effort to continue a conversation with you, but mentally, he's 'in his bunk'.

With Inara and the counselor, none of the other crew are judgemental in any way, but they are surprised, tittilated, and aroused in varying degrees.

As for the idea that the only thing that happens in Inara's shuttle is a massage, can't agree with you there! The best massages start on the periphery, and work their way in... way in

And while we're on the subject,

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Especially if it were to be Companion + Mechanic...

Ooooooooh, yeah... Remember the hair brushing scene from the pilot? Mmmmmmmmmm...
I'll be in my bunk.

YT

Friday, August 6, 2004 9:41 AM

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Originally posted by Hero:
Now futuristic lesibians with guns...thats something I think we all could get behind.
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That was very righteous, brother.

Keep the Shiny Side Up

Wutzon: Little Feat, "All That You Dream", from "Waiting for Columbus"

YT

Friday, August 6, 2004 9:50 AM

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Originally posted by truthseeker:
So true! Tell a guy you're bisexual, and it's automatic: his eyes go glassy, and his blood heads south. He might make a valiant effort to continue a conversation with you, but mentally, he's 'in his bunk'.

So untrue.
If he's heterosexual, and you're a guy:

Eyes glassy - check
Blood heads south - leaves his head so, check
Valiant effort to continue conversation - check
Mentally - How can I work "scuse me" into the conversation?

Keep the Shiny Side Up

Wutzon: Little Feat, "Oh Atlanta", from "Waiting for Columbus"

CLEANER

Friday, August 6, 2004 4:47 PM

I don't think Jayne had any negative thoughts about it at all

"If wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak!!!"

SHINYSEVEN

Friday, August 6, 2004 7:37 PM

The first time I saw "Serenity," I was definitely thinking about Kaylee/Inara too--but to be fair, when Mal says "So you're servicing crew now?" Inara says "Only in your sick mind."

Unless, of course, Inara means that she isn't "servicing" Kaylee as a client, they're having a relationship.

STATIC

Friday, August 6, 2004 9:24 PM

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Originally posted by CaptainHarbatkin:

As for Inara and the councilor, there's no evidence that any thing particularly SEXUAL actually occurred.

Except maybe for the KISS and the Counselor UNTYING INARA'S TOP!!!!!

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CAPTAINHARBATKIN

Saturday, August 7, 2004 1:18 AM

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Originally posted by Static:
Except maybe for the KISS and the Counselor UNTYING INARA'S TOP!!!!!

My mom kissed me all the time, and I don't recall having sex with her. And she took off my clothes, massaged me, all sorts of things - and yet, STILL no sex... What do you suppose that MEANS!!!!!

And we won't point out that the comment about the massage parlor in the sleazy trailer at the edge of town with all the trucks JUST MIGHT have been a hint that I doubted the likelihood of this being purely a backrub situation.

But STILL, we got no proof, we didn't see ANYTHING to testify to in court.

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...they'll rape us to death, eat our flesh, and sew our skins into their
clothing - and if we're very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order.
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